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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
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Location: in the trees
Posted:
the english language has some funny and rude sounding words, these are not always offencive words...... they maybe perfectly innocent, simple words.
here's a few to start.....
rod (fishing)
shaft (elivator)
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boob (as in error)
the swear filter dose not allow this word, the name of a male chicken 
prick (as in pricking your self with a pin)
knob (door)
i hope i've not offended anyone, but if you can think of more words and the context feel free to add them
the english language has some funny and rude sounding words, these are not always offencive words...... they maybe perfectly innocent, simple words.
here's a few to start.....
rod (fishing)
shaft (elivator)
member
boob (as in error)
the swear filter dose not allow this word, the name of a male chicken prick (as in pricking your self with a pin)
knob (door)
i hope i've not offended anyone, but if you can think of more words and the context feel free to add them
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member
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Location: Edmonton, Canada
member
31 posts
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Posted:
Barrow!
Barrow!
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old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
Posted:
The leftover bits from a mining operation: mullock and slimes. It's always amused me.
A volcanic mudslide is a lahar, try saying it in various ways: laharrr, laahar etc.
Another word for sinkhole is doline, altogether now: "Doline, doline, doline doliiine..."
Mange has always struck me as funny for no reason whatsoever. Mange tout, well, you've just lost me.
The leftover bits from a mining operation: mullock and slimes. It's always amused me.
A volcanic mudslide is a lahar, try saying it in various ways: laharrr, laahar etc.
Another word for sinkhole is doline, altogether now: "Doline, doline, doline doliiine..."
Mange has always struck me as funny for no reason whatsoever. Mange tout, well, you've just lost me.
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
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lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
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Location: over yonder, New Zealand
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
Posted:
AAAGH! i was thinking abouthow i needed to put crevice in here...
winklepickers......
AAAGH! i was thinking abouthow i needed to put crevice in here...
winklepickers......
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Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Willy. (best said with a scottish accent)
Ooh - and slevver (Scottish word for drool/saliva - funniest when pronounced with an English accent)
Willy. (best said with a scottish accent)
Ooh - and slevver (Scottish word for drool/saliva - funniest when pronounced with an English accent)
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newbie
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13 posts
Posted:
why is it that the popular word is MOIST? combine that with the innocent word crack (as in crack in the wall) and its just rather disgusting to think about, but makes u laugh
why is it that the popular word is MOIST? combine that with the innocent word crack (as in crack in the wall) and its just rather disgusting to think about, but makes u laugh
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
thats why i put crevice down 
thats why i put crevice down GOLD Member
the floor is a sea of tigers...
404 posts
the floor is a sea of tigers...
404 posts
Posted:
i remember 'slurry' used to get a few giggles in high school chemistry class
i remember 'slurry' used to get a few giggles in high school chemistry class
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old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Bundle.
Bundle.
XLenX
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newbie
13 posts
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Posted:
gusset...combine that with moist and its fun
gusset...combine that with moist and its fun
I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
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Location: Horsham
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Posted:
i find that 'lozenge' is good for that
another one is pahoehoe (pa-hoey-hoey)
Written by: Mr Majestik
i find( find, hehehehe) that any word said repeatedly by itself eventually becomes highly amusing.
i find that 'lozenge' is good for that
another one is pahoehoe (pa-hoey-hoey)
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Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Posted:
anyone put RUMP down yet? (teehee!)
anyone put RUMP down yet? (teehee!)
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me.
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Dirty Hippie
347 posts
Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdom
Dirty Hippie
347 posts
Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdom
Posted:
beaver
beaver
for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
some of the tearms used by the army are pretty funny
bimble - to walk aimlessly
gouch - to slob about
er....i'll try to remember more when i have time
some of the tearms used by the army are pretty funny
bimble - to walk aimlessly
gouch - to slob about
er....i'll try to remember more when i have time
now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Posted:
Epiglottitis .. tehe.
Clafouti ..
Epiglottitis .. tehe.
Clafouti ..
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veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Blue TIT!
Has it been said?
Blue TIT!
Has it been said?
Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Posted:
Bodger (got to love Junkyard Wars)
Thwack (and the noun "thwack-it")
Defenestration
Titmouse (especially when your friend has a tiny, stuffy mouse to have in her.... er.... bodice area.....)
Zygote.
Hermaphrodites (it only gets better when you start to talk about Protogyny and Protandry!)
Banana.
Gonad.
Sphincter. (Sidenote: did you know there are 42 of these in your body!)
Anemone.
Cumquat.
Kiwi.
Onomatopoeia.
Triskaidekaphobia, ophidiophobia, agoraphobia, ephebophobia, pretty much any phobia makes me giggle.
Bodger (got to love Junkyard Wars)
Thwack (and the noun "thwack-it")
Defenestration
Titmouse (especially when your friend has a tiny, stuffy mouse to have in her.... er.... bodice area.....)
Zygote.
Hermaphrodites (it only gets better when you start to talk about Protogyny and Protandry!)
Banana.
Gonad.
Sphincter. (Sidenote: did you know there are 42 of these in your body!)
Anemone.
Cumquat.
Kiwi.
Onomatopoeia.
Triskaidekaphobia, ophidiophobia, agoraphobia, ephebophobia, pretty much any phobia makes me giggle.
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
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Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Posted:
In uni choir, everyone cracks up when Grazias turns-up, especially since we have to repeat it. Graaaaaaa-zias!
In uni choir, everyone cracks up when Grazias turns-up, especially since we have to repeat it. Graaaaaaa-zias!
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me.
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lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
Posted:
what is pahoehoe?
Galapaygos...a set of islands but also my mates dads band....they get nicknamed the gay polis (police)
what is pahoehoe?
Galapaygos...a set of islands but also my mates dads band....they get nicknamed the gay polis (police)
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Posted:
If we're going to talk about funny place names, don't forget Lake Titicaca!
Written by: burningoftheclavey
what is pahoehoe?
Galapaygos...a set of islands but also my mates dads band....they get nicknamed the gay polis (police)
If we're going to talk about funny place names, don't forget Lake Titicaca!
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
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coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Posted:
gnaw
gnaw
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
on that note there is a place called "[censored]" in norhern europe
Written by: Kathain_BowenWritten by: burningoftheclavey
what is pahoehoe?
Galapaygos...a set of islands but also my mates dads band....they get nicknamed the gay polis (police)
If we're going to talk about funny place names, don't forget Lake Titicaca!
on that note there is a place called "[censored]" in norhern europe
Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Posted:
Pennsylvannia is home to Blue Ball, Bird in Hand, Paradise, Buttzville (my personal fav since I was a little girl!), and Intercourse. And, then again, there is the rather curious places of Georgia called "Coffee" and "Bacon" counties.
Oh, oh! And I seriously blew through a town once that was called.... SMARR!
.... *sheepish* whenever I feel the need to draw forth some bezerker strength to perform some act.... or just pretend to be super-strong, I shout it as I feel Conan would bellow forth the name of that town. Try it some time. It'll make you feel happy.
Written by: ravehead
on that note there is a place called "
Pennsylvannia is home to Blue Ball, Bird in Hand, Paradise, Buttzville (my personal fav since I was a little girl!), and Intercourse. And, then again, there is the rather curious places of Georgia called "Coffee" and "Bacon" counties.
Oh, oh! And I seriously blew through a town once that was called.... SMARR!
.... *sheepish* whenever I feel the need to draw forth some bezerker strength to perform some act.... or just pretend to be super-strong, I shout it as I feel Conan would bellow forth the name of that town. Try it some time. It'll make you feel happy.
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
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coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Posted:
SMARR!
SMARR!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA
Posted:
don't know why but the word implode makes me giggle.
don't know why but the word implode makes me giggle.
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
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1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
Posted:
I almost killed myself laughing when I started working in the mines...
I thought they were pulling my leg when they told me that they used nippers to grease the nipples...
And then one of the fitters told me he had replaced a flange on one of the boggers (big big heavy machinery they use underground!)
I almost killed myself laughing when I started working in the mines...
I thought they were pulling my leg when they told me that they used nippers to grease the nipples...
And then one of the fitters told me he had replaced a flange on one of the boggers (big big heavy machinery they use underground!)
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nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Posted:
Australia does have fantastically amusing place names- just looking at a bus timetable, and all one one route we have: Managatang, Wood Wood (so good, they named it twice), Nyah, Kerang, Durham Ox and Dingee..
No idea why, but the word 'emancipate' always sounded obscene to me.
Australia does have fantastically amusing place names- just looking at a bus timetable, and all one one route we have: Managatang, Wood Wood (so good, they named it twice), Nyah, Kerang, Durham Ox and Dingee..
No idea why, but the word 'emancipate' always sounded obscene to me.
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
seriously...
there is a mount mee here in australia.
I laughed so so hard when I found out... Im mean why would you?
and a 'yorkees knob' and a 'Bobbin Head' and a Wattanobby.
seriously...
there is a mount mee here in australia.
I laughed so so hard when I found out... Im mean why would you?
and a 'yorkees knob' and a 'Bobbin Head' and a Wattanobby.
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Future Mrs Pogo
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Location: The wrong place
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Posted:
Anyone added the Blue Footed Booby???
We have a couple of communities around here that always make me shake my head...
Lizard Lick
Rabbit Run
Middlesex
...and of course the town that I live the closest to...
Bunn!!! I went to Bunn Elementary School...and graduated from Bunn High...
Our yearbook was called the Bunn-o-nian...
Anyone added the Blue Footed Booby???
We have a couple of communities around here that always make me shake my head...
Lizard Lick
Rabbit Run
Middlesex
...and of course the town that I live the closest to...
Bunn!!! I went to Bunn Elementary School...and graduated from Bunn High...
Our yearbook was called the Bunn-o-nian...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
i was talking to an old friend and they came out with a word i had not heard in a long time.......
"clunge"
another way of talking about lady parts
i was talking to an old friend and they came out with a word i had not heard in a long time.......
"clunge"
another way of talking about lady parts
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Member
24 posts
Location: england
Member
24 posts
Location: england
Posted:
I like to say the word 'knocker' as in, a single boob. but i dont find 'knockers' as funny. in fact boob is more funny than boobies. may single things are more random and funny! hee hee........ knocker
I like to say the word 'knocker' as in, a single boob. but i dont find 'knockers' as funny. in fact boob is more funny than boobies. may single things are more random and funny! hee hee........ knocker
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