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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:the english language has some funny and rude sounding words, these are not always offencive words...... they maybe perfectly innocent, simple words.





here's a few to start.....



rod (fishing)

shaft (elivator)

member ubblol

boob (as in error)

censored the swear filter dose not allow this word, the name of a male chicken wink

prick (as in pricking your self with a pin)

knob (door)







i hope i've not offended anyone, but if you can think of more words and the context feel free to add them


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:smegma

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Gita...you'd probably love the way that I say 'sheriff'...might be exactly the way that you're hearing it...



hmmm...



Obey...said enough times sounds just dumb...

Mower...sounds like a hick saying more...

Butter...sounds like my hick brother saying better...

(in fact, he says 'more better'...mower butter...*embarrassed by hick brother*)



mower later... biggrin

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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:ubblol smegmaubblol


obey is funny too as is............armadillo ubblol


scuttle is funny also, as in coal scuttle...................or a crab "scuttles" accross the sand.


perpendickular(sp)

consume
(i know it's been done but.........)

flaccid
limp
flopubblol


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:this isnt so much as word, as in a person's name:

Alison Moyet.

say it with a french accent, keep repeating it. soon you'll feel really erotic and aroused. Perfect! biggrin


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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:hmmm, i love the word broccoli. it makes me laugh for no reason smile

some of my close seconds are :
plug (so glutteral smile )
eppiglotis
gusset
and 'moist' is always good for a giggle ubblol


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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:Cattywampus: meaning crooked or askew

Titmouse: a type of bird

Frottage: dry humping

Bangkok: the name of a city or something you yell just before nailing someone in the nether region.

Flibbertigibbet: a silly or scatterbrained person.


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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_FSA_


_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:ubblol at 'eppiglotis' and 'Bangkok'.. and 'flaccid' .. Had a few giggles over most of these words in my time..

Uhm.. 'Hypotenuse' is always fun smile
As is 'Chechen' - The term for someone coming from the country 'Chechnya' in Russia.
And 'Sunni and Shiite' - Both types of Muslims.
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dontlookaway
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

Member
Location: bangor, United Kingdom

Total posts: 8
Posted:Lub-a-dubs - a random name for boobies!

and also chicken lub-a-dubs, just because it puts my housemates off their chicken when i refer to it like that biggrin


Two can keep a secret...if one of them is dead

i never realised how creepy that line is until i wrote it down biggrin

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Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:Sand
Cobra
Spatula
Dungarees
Scrotum
Scuttle
Waddle
Sharks
Moths
Flabbergasted
Inconsolable
Indubitably
Flange
Maramalade
Pathology
Coconut


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:"Saving Private Ryan" always gets me. (Shaving Ryan's privates)

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:"bollard" from the 'attack of the bollard' thread. made me giggle muchly, even more so when i watched the movies ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted: Written by: fyrespirit


Gita...you'd probably love the way that I say 'sheriff'...might be exactly the way that you're hearing it...




*looks at where bek lives*

ubblol y'know - you could be on to something!! ubblol the accent i say/hear it in usually sounds like 'share' iff - the 'er' is a bit longer sound...

*reads that bit again* ubblol i know what i'm on about...even if noone else does!! ubblol


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh mum! i know exactly what you're on about!!! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:i'm glad someone does darling!! ubblol hug

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Found these...

circumscribe
formication (the neurologically based illusion that you have insects (esp. ants) crawling under your skin.)
Angina (esp. as in "acute angina" - try walking up to a woman and asking her if she's ever been told she had acute angina)
Penal Institution
footage


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:Flange..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:ubblol "penal institution" it's always made me giggle that the americals have "penal" collanys

also it makes me giggle when posh blokes say something like "corr look at that bit of "totty"


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

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Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:poppadom

and jobbie. (can be used as the term a wee jobbie, sometimes meaning a job..)


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

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Posted:flask

excuse me, may i flask you a question? ubblol


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Theo_
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Theo_

Dirty Hippie
Location: Norwich Norfolk, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 347
Posted:thrust.. as in engines wink

for every minute angry, you loose 60 seconds of happiness

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FireTom


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Posted:ubblol ubblol I'm short of proper graemlins to display my level of amusedness - splendid, guys - keep coming whilst I'm taking notes as to expand my knowledge of chucklewords wink hug ubblol

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Mr Majestik
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Mr Majestik

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Posted:i find( find, hehehehe) that any word said repeatedly by itself eventually becomes highly amusing.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:as a scaffolder i constantly have to use the word "erect" ubblol as in to build

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Mr Majestik
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Mr Majestik

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Posted:flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask flask

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"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

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Posted:I'm sure there's a reason why I haven't posted yet....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

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Posted:because you're a flask!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Mr Majestik
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Mr Majestik

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Posted:zomblegods.

i kind of made it up, but i think its awesome smile


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:ubblol crevice (like a small cave or space)

trench
slop
spangle


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

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Posted:how about birds? for example, woodpecker, great tit, chaffinch smile

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Posted:ubblol great tits biggrin

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