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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
smile

That's a nice website.

smile

Getting to the other side smile


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_


Shut up.

smile



You don't need the smiley. I had it coming.

smile

That's what I get for being outside the loop and still trying to be cheeky.

hug

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


GnorBRONZE Member
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5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


ubblol ubblol

:

I dont know why i came to you wasters for help wink

Still - either way i blame Meg smile

ubblol



Plus you have sorted a trip to Oz to broaden your options..

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol

Nice one NYC...

hug

Getting to the other side smile


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
well valentines day is coming up soon - hopefully young strugz has found someone by then!

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hopefully not dude....... i mean, that would cost me money then wouldnt it wink

ubblol

ubblove

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
don't go posting your address in the vane hope that you might get a V-day card or two sent to you.. that really would be desperate.. lol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
1 priory avenue
st denys
southampton
so17 2lt

wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Hehee! I even remember how to walk to yours from town devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
I don't, I got a company taxi... biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Who's company though? Rent-a-slacker/slapper?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:


guess.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
smile

Getting to the other side smile


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
[MCP = MR. BUMBLE]
One boy,
Boy for sale.
He's going cheap.
Only seven guineas.
That -- or thereabouts.

Small boy...
Rather pale...
From lack of sleep.
Feed him gruel dinners.
Stop him getting stout.

If I should say he wasn't very greedy...
I could not, I'd be telling you a tale.
One boy,
Boy for sale.
Come take a peep.
Have you ever seen as
Nice
A boy
For sale.

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
The resemblence is uncanny.... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
No card needed. Just show up at his house Weds with a box of chocolates. Then send the chocolates to me. You won't need them.

wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Oh, the desperation I sense coming from this thread...

i think we should rename it:

'Many people need to get laid... STAT!'

rolleyes

Worse than a bunch of hormone fuelled teenage boys watching cruel intentions...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
And someone PLEASE screw Strugz...

He's getting so frustrated tha nobody wants to be near him at meets for fear of Leg humping.

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I see him tonight... ubbangel

I'll make sure he gets what's coming to him...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

you wish neon tongue

there is a chance synergy will be without me this evening......

rolleyes

we shall see biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Oh well,



One thing's for sure, whoever gets him next, when it finally happens he'll be thinking of ALL of us...



biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol you not turning up somewhere again dude rolleyes wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubbidea



*puts on best Richee (from Bottom) voice*



"Thats why i never got a shag!"



wink



ubblol



tongue
EDITED_BY: strugz (1171041134)

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow this thread really took off huh? although I see little evidence of women actually pursuing said strugz tongue

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
It really doesn't make any sense.

confused

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

dude - youve met me havnt you? it makes perfect sense wink

biggrin

ubbrollsmile

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Uhuh.

smile

Getting to the other side smile


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


ubblol

dude - youve met me havnt you? it makes perfect sense wink




It really doesn't. That's why I'm confused.

Maybe your problem is that you're in the UK.

shrug

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
well im coming to the states in 2008 - maybe we shall see if your right, having said that ill have an MCP with me, but im thinking she may cramp my style soi may as well just stay here?

wink

shrug

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
MCP is coming to the US in 2008? Dude, you guys need to give me more time to prepare. I need to buy lumber to board the doors and write a will and stuff.

wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


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