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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
oooo I like it when you guys bow to my Mistress-ness-ness..
*crack* <--- that was my whip.. bend over and lick my shoes.. bitch..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
*waits for dave*
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: strugz
probably not..........
although im impressed weve carried this on without Dave
he must be "busy" either that or hes round somewhere pretending he cant pick up his halo
Was too busy trying to write the reply, and get on with my job! and not get caught slacking in the process!
But as I said, you're doing fine without me! I'm so proud of you!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
- for you Mech for bein a sweety and offerin me a lift! have sent another pm Big
's for everyone else too...I don't know any of you, but hey...love is for everyone, and I'm feeling generous 
Are you a robot...or an alien?
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Sparkly, if you're a noob, how come you reged in 04? and how on earth have you not met Strugz et al being in Southampton?!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
1,810 posts
Location: London
MisSitx can I just sit by your feet rather than bow.... a lady has to have a bit of pride you know
... I'm loveing the love on here now
Strugzzzzzzzzzzz PM Hmmmmmmmm ????
In the words of the sexy stix ....*crack* get to it beeeatch
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A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Mech I
you loads! Jonny can't remember any Lady garden, but he has the pants....somewhere. I might have to make him model them for me
Can we stop trying to find Strugz a Girlfriend and try to find him someone to straighten out his staffs... They looked mighty bent this weekend
As for my sister fancying Neon, well it's true. She does know he bats for the other village, but she still thinks he is nice eye candy... Whats wrong with that? I don't bat on the womens only team but I still think Clare, Bams, Jo, Helz, Gayle, Spanner.... and loads of other women are sexy as.... well whatever the most sexy thing you can think of at this moment is. There is nothing wrong with it
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Written by: jo_rhymes
Sparkly, if you're a noob, how come you reged in 04? and how on earth have you not met Strugz et al being in Southampton?!
I joined and hardly left any posts...so technically, I'm a newbie, even tho I joined years ago!
(Altho, now I think I'm classed as a member?)And as for not meeting Strugz...I never said I've never met him! I may have done?
I havn't really spun properly for about 3 yrs, It's never really been my first love and I've hardly attended any spin meets......Oh, and southampton is a big place!!
Are you a robot...or an alien?
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
You must be pretty famous then Mr Strugz?...if not meeting you is shocking!!
Are you a robot...or an alien?
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
*insert whittie comment about meeting strugz, and some how its not being teh schocking theng*
skully, thank you, i love you and jon so much, it was so good to see you again last weekend
Step (el-nombrie)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Written by: Skulduggery
Can we stop trying to find Strugz a Girlfriend and try to find him someone to straighten out his staffs... They looked mighty bent this weekend
Yeah... but how hot is that going to look?!
And thanks lady
xx
Getting to the other side 
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
he does get around a bit.. lol
Miss Bam.. you are welcome to sit by me.. in fact - here have a chair - you are part of the fairer sex after all - and you are a damned fine lady! (SO chuffed to hear about you and Cole too!!)
Dave - I've not met you yet.. but you missed a bit.. left shoe - on the heel.. lick boy lick..! lol
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Sparklygreen...
Jen, isn't it?
I think there's a few people looking out for Mr Strugnell... cos we all love him and want to see him happy.
And Misstix... I don't think he gets around half as much as he'd like
Best wishes
Clare x
Getting to the other side
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Hey, I'm not on here to cause trouble, take the piss or make anyone un-happy. Strugz knows that more than anyone, we've been laughing about this thread.
You're all fantastic friends to him and he's very lucky to have you!!
But I'm still his friend too...and everything I've posted/he's posted has all been in good fun.
Are you a robot...or an alien?
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: MisStix
Dave - I've not met you yet.. but you missed a bit.. left shoe - on the heel.. lick boy lick..! lol
Hey! My 'yes Miss!' was more of a school boy addressing his teacher you kinky biatch! I'm not one to lick other's boots, if anything YOU will be licking my boots or I will be beating you within an inch of your dinner!
and you WILL enjoy it!!!Would you like some sauce with that?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Jen...
That's grand lady... I just think it's most important he keeps smiling
(he's much cuter that way, wouldn't you agree?
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Getting to the other side
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Bah, this thread's getting way too complicated now.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Strugz, ever thought of getting it on with a guinea pig?
this is Shirley, she's into Sunflower seeds, squeaking and her favourite smell is freshly cut grass:
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Lol... nice one Jo... exactly what this thread needs
Getting to the other side
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Written by: Neon_ShaolinWritten by: MisStix
Dave - I've not met you yet.. but you missed a bit.. left shoe - on the heel.. lick boy lick..! lol
Hey! My 'yes Miss!' was more of a school boy addressing his teacher you kinky biatch! I'm not one to lick other's boots, if anything YOU will be licking my boots or I will be beating you within an inch of your dinner!
Would you like some sauce with that?
only if it's bolonaise and you whip with with your soggy pasta..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
aww that bikini really brings out the color of her eyes!
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Can I just congratulate jo-rhymes on possibly the best post ever?
g'damn! If that isn't the funniest picture I have seen for a while!
Strugz has stated his prefered girlfriend desires... (gay) so can we turn this thread into abuse now?
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
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she got a purdy mouth Strugzie.... don't worry about the matching goatee.. you guys will look cute together...
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I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hahahahhahahahhahaha....
I nearly choked.
It's the one red eye....
Rarrr.
Getting to the other side
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Written by: mcp
Can I just congratulate jo-rhymes on possibly the best post ever?
i accept snogs as congratulations Meg
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Skully, your sister has every ight to think Dave a fine piece of eye candy, even I have to admit he is pretty good looking. I just mis-enterpreted Dave's original post.
Jo, that picture is hillarious.
MisStix, mind if I don't bend at your knee's, I have a cramp in my left leg from walking all day and kneeling will be a little difficult. And that picture just scares me!
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Steaks.. the offer of servitude wasn't extended to you dear..
Now hobble along, theres a good boy....
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
pure ruthless!!
you aint a "Miss" for nothing eh
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Written by: MisStix
Steaks.. the offer of servitude wasn't extended to you dear..
Now hobble along, theres a good boy....
outch,
now thats the boss
Step (el-nombrie)
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
*cracks knuckles, streatches and yawns*
who's next.. I'm in 'one of those moods' today..
You pulled yet Strugz?
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
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