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No Vicar, it's a cucumber.... ;)

Woo!HCH No 2
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.

Posted: 18th Mar 2003
OK, this forum is getting a bit melancholy me thinks. Time for some 'light entertainment'.

Some punchlines can stand alone, without the aid of the body of the joke, and be funny. The most clichéd being "No vicar' it's a cucumber..

Well I find it amusing. Can we come up with more??

(Idea stolen from a radio show, could have been Mark & Lard, but can't remember)

Jim.

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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Posted: 18th Mar 2003
Don't ask me it was like that when I came in

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Posted: 18th Mar 2003
No matter what the question...it ALWAYS comes back to the purple monkey wearing a zoot suit

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Posted: 18th Mar 2003
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ChorinBRONZE Member
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Posted: 19th Mar 2003
I wasn't playing with myself. I was cleaning it and it just went off.

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Posted: 19th Mar 2003
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Posted: 19th Mar 2003
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