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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
sound advice there

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Tis the thoughtfulness that comes from having a female general tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
lol u saying men cant be thoughtful cuz we can!!! i am mike btw

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
What? And just choose not to be? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
lol ouch well u know is a fair bit of effort for a slack hippy lol wink only jokin

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
yeah you slackers!

Try being the general in charge of you lazy lot! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
lol no one would listen to me anyway and responsibility and me dont mix well lmao lots of people found that out at play when i was ment to be fire marshall but was to drunk to move lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol oh dear! drinking problem, have we? no wonder you fit in so well here!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
lol i dont have a drinking problem its just nice to drink lol....

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I drink. I fall over. No problem!

Falling over leads to sleep! And sleep is good!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
lmao so drinkings on the agenda for the mission then lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Drinking IS the mission! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
ahh now it all becomes clear before becoming slightly foggy again when does this mission start

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
When we sober up?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
hmm could be a while lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Yes, we must use protection, we don't want to spread sexually transmitted DOOM!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Life - a terminal sexually transmitted disease.

Does a knife count as protection?

Kupo!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
how about flaming knife poi?

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Wooktastic


WOOOOOOOOOO!
It's not "rape and pillage" It's surprise sex and aggressive borrowing!



just remember to do the suprise sex and aggressive borrowing BEFORE we burn.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Otherwise things get very, very messy.
Flaming knife poi?
How about flaming SCYTHES!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
how about 2 flaming scythes connected by a rope

Flaming scythe meteors.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
hahaha that could be disastrous

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Sickles might work a little better. I'm going to make this now, I hope you realise that. You are legally responsible if I die.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Army takes no responsibility for anything!

*gets a bucket of water and washes hands*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
why is that water turning red?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


Red_RaveNGOLD Member
Neo - Hippie
358 posts
Location: Sala, Slovakia


Posted:
You do realize that noone has ever won against alcohol? Just some slovak people made it to a draw:)

 Written by: Rouge Dragon


Army takes no responsibility for anything!

*gets a bucket of water and washes hands*



Can you think of the enourmous grass cutting possibilities with a double roped sickle? Millions of money could be made of that idea! Money that could be used for war with alcohol! Are you willing to give up on that? So what if he dies, it could be classified as war casualties. Or kept secret, this is military isnt it..? smile

Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
i thought we were using alcohol to aid us in our mighty battle against... against... well whoever it is were aginst.

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Sobriety?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Skrytinn_QveldrigaBRONZE Member
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany


Posted:
yeah thats the one. we shalt bring this foul sobriety trembling to its knees!!!!
is 8.30 too early to be drinking?

meow
biggrin happy little panda bear biggrin
peace
i love you


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
It'll be a reasonable drinking time somewhere in the world... it's about 6 in the evening here, a fine time!
You're just being 'international', not alcoholic! biggrin

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


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