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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*puts on her general hat*
Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
sound advice there
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Tis the thoughtfulness that comes from having a female general
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
lol u saying men cant be thoughtful cuz we can!!! i am mike btw
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
What? And just choose not to be?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
lol ouch well u know is a fair bit of effort for a slack hippy lol
only jokin he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yeah you slackers!
Try being the general in charge of you lazy lot!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
lol no one would listen to me anyway and responsibility and me dont mix well lmao lots of people found that out at play when i was ment to be fire marshall but was to drunk to move lol
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh dear! drinking problem, have we? no wonder you fit in so well here!! i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
lol i dont have a drinking problem its just nice to drink lol....
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I drink. I fall over. No problem!
Falling over leads to sleep! And sleep is good!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
lmao so drinkings on the agenda for the mission then lol
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Drinking IS the mission!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
ahh now it all becomes clear before becoming slightly foggy again when does this mission start
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
When we sober up?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
hmm could be a while lol
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Yes, we must use protection, we don't want to spread sexually transmitted DOOM!
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Life - a terminal sexually transmitted disease.
Does a knife count as protection?
Kupo!
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
how about flaming knife poi?
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Written by: Wooktastic
WOOOOOOOOOO!
It's not "rape and pillage" It's surprise sex and aggressive borrowing!
just remember to do the suprise sex and aggressive borrowing BEFORE we burn.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Otherwise things get very, very messy.
Flaming knife poi?
How about flaming SCYTHES!
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
how about 2 flaming scythes connected by a rope
Flaming scythe meteors.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany
hahaha that could be disastrous
meow
happy little panda bear 
i love you
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Sickles might work a little better. I'm going to make this now, I hope you realise that. You are legally responsible if I die.
Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci
Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie
Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Army takes no responsibility for anything!
*gets a bucket of water and washes hands*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany
why is that water turning red?
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
Neo - Hippie
358 posts
Location: Sala, Slovakia
You do realize that noone has ever won against alcohol? Just some slovak people made it to a draw:)
Written by: Rouge Dragon
Army takes no responsibility for anything!
*gets a bucket of water and washes hands*
Can you think of the enourmous grass cutting possibilities with a double roped sickle? Millions of money could be made of that idea! Money that could be used for war with alcohol! Are you willing to give up on that? So what if he dies, it could be classified as war casualties. Or kept secret, this is military isnt it..?
Smile.. It confuses people..:)
Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany
i thought we were using alcohol to aid us in our mighty battle against... against... well whoever it is were aginst.
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Sobriety?
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
160 posts
Location: furthur..., Germany
yeah thats the one. we shalt bring this foul sobriety trembling to its knees!!!!
is 8.30 too early to be drinking?
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
It'll be a reasonable drinking time somewhere in the world... it's about 6 in the evening here, a fine time!
You're just being 'international', not alcoholic!
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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