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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:I'm sure I'm not alone in sometimes thinking about what I'd do if there really was an outbreak of zombies. I used to work in a cinema where talking about zombies and making plans was one of the most popular conversation topics.



So... Zombies are in the streets, society is collapsing all around you, the government no longer exists.



What do you do?


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:hard to tell, had strong stone walls, but huge windows and such to break in through, and a back door and such. You could defend the second level, but it's not very big and wouldn't be great to stay for a long time.



But it did have a boat in it, so does have the option of trying to get that to the sea...



http://videos.tepookatoys.com/media/priv...bie%20Panic.mp3
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"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Zombies...Attacked... why wasn't I warned eek



Right



*grabs Rope, selection of Knives, Rucksack, water bottles and warm, dark clothes*



Time to head for the forest... bet Zombies can't climb trees and there is plenty to Eat and drink..Thank God for Ray Mears and his survival tips.



now where did I leave my army of Souls?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Good luck trying to sail the boat around Headingly and out of Leeds biggrin

Mynci After we build the treehouses and defenses we can eat the Ewoks afterwards devil

I think you left your Army of Souls behind the sofa...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:Get in a strong and fast car and drive to ArthurBrown. I'd be selfish and won't stop for anyone in case they were bitten but hadn't "turned" yet.

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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Triptoe


member
Location: Europe

Total posts: 71
Posted:Zombies everywhere...yes!!!
I had a dream once, and in that i got attacked by zombies and do you know what i did?? i asked them to bite me. they agreed and one of them bited me in my right arm and i transformed into one of them! that was great biggrin -i thougt if i am one of them they're not dangerous for me anymore, intelligent he? cool and in the end of the dream they voted me to get their boss, because i transformed into a zombie voluntary wink
It was one of the best dreams i ever had ubblol


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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:To eliminate the zombie threat I would genetically engineer a virus that makes zombies eat other ZOMBIES. Then all the zombies would eat each other, if they survived, they would pass it on and eventually you would end up with a zombie eating zombie army that wanna eat each other too. No more zombies smile

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Neon. you were right ubblol why is your army of the undead ALWAYS in the last place you look

(Glad you got the jedi thing, I thought I'd posted it must've just been the jedi mind trick ... sweet, my staff must be better than I thought ubblol )

spooky biggrin

*Envisions Zombie sandwiches made from tree trunks*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I'm not getting into the whole debate about 'it's the last place you look because if you find it you stop looking thing'... I just wish people would get that it just means the last place after you've exhausted ALL plausible places.

Ewww, Zombie Sandwich!! Well, Rigor mortis can be a substituefor viagra...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:damn you stop being clever (last place ubblol ) and help me deal with the zombies..

right the moat's dug bu should I use stakes or something that likes to eat carrion?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I have a pack of Vultures in the back but I think they've gone veggie...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:plus I don' think they would be kept in a pit due to the tendancy of birds to fly ubblol

I know.... rabid hamsters biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Ohh, ohh! I had a dream about zombies once. I was running through an empty town, dodging through buildings and stuff. But the zombies just got closer and that feeling of your feet sticking to the floor decided to attack me. So I found a bar, drank all the alcohol that was there and hoped that the zombies liked marinated meat.

Wierdest dream I've ever had!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:Nah, that sounds like a really cool dream.

The weirdest dream I ever had was about jelly babies. I couldn't eat them for about a year afterwards.


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i had a dream last night that had babies like in "Spirited Away"............they were eating lots of food so they could carry something.......weird.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:Were they zombie babies?

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Thumperabbit
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales

Total posts: 278
Posted:Oh Oh I know *Sticks hand up in the air while resembling Hermioni Granger* (I've not read Harry Potter in a fair while so I forgotted how to spell the girls name) The trick is:Collect Weapons. I infact have been collecting various swords and knives since the age of 13, I have a unhealthy obsession in believe that "28 Days Later" Will come true one day. So why not be prepared. Right, FIRST step of surviving a Zombie Attack is, GET YOURSELF A WEAPON. Anything blunt should work. Or a spade, think about it. A zombie has been dead for about 2 weeks, the body has already started decomposing. So surely even a simple knock will send a head or two flying?

Second thing to do is make your way to some kind of trasportation. Larger the better. Personaly i'd go for one of the classic White Vans commonly seen on the motorways of England. These as you all know are completely deadly in the hands of a crazed builder :P

Thirdly you must have a group. Usualy in a group of Anti-Zombie-Killers, they are as demented or even more demented as you, also having their own hoards of weapons. Stick them all in the back of your White Van and drive around finding yourself little groups of Zombies that you can take care of easily. SO, once you've vanquished all zombies in sight, you can now start apon creating your own city and become to king.....Hope you enjoyed my SAS Zombie Survival Course


The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted: Written by: JonnyRok


Were they zombie babies?



no. but they were kinda scary like baby zombies would be.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:ooo, that does sound scary. Those babies in "Spirited Away" freaked me out a bit

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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isol8ed
SILVER Member since Jan 2008

Member
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 33
Posted:id be getting into one of those protective suits that the divers wear to protect from shark bites, then id prolly just walk around eating tacos

insert witty statement here

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:oh yay for bumps!


Hopfully it wont happen until after i get my new truck (I've had dreams where the zombie outbreak happened and my truck let me down), but i would (hopefully being at home) grab my melee gear, and everythign else i have and will need, head for the local gun club let them know whats going on. Work with those guy for a while to aquire some guns and such (hope they have hand grenades). Anyways, i would then call up my team (the one i hold close but mainly the people i know who will fare well during this apocolypse. We will ron-de-voo at a set place and will plan where to move from there. remember people destroy your stairs!!! Good luck to you all, when this is over, we shall spin again!!!!


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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:It finally happened. Zombies attacked. Some hackers with a sence of humour changed roadsigns somewhere in America: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212205919.shtml


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Hahahaha! Nice smile

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:i think i would get me some of these / and these just in case your out of the house when they strike... ninja

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:laugh3 daily traffic delay due to zombies laugh3

hackers with a sense of humour are awesome.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Found this, I hope you like it.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z31/trogdorabinator/zombies.jpg
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and before I forget..

braaaaaaaaaaaains.


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johndhaive
GOLD Member since Jan 2009

johndhaive

Kebab Embalmer
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines

Total posts: 316
Posted:Go to a gun shop, get a couple of hardwares, with lots and lots of ammo, go to a Pub, have a couple of beers, then think from there.

Cowabunga!


Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!

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Davinci
BRONZE Member since Jan 2009

stranger
Location: Utah, USA

Total posts: 1
Posted:ha ha i would take a hit of nos (no2) and jump off a cliff lol

*p.l.u.r.*

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V_Regal
GOLD Member since Feb 2009

Lost in the Lights
Location: BC, Canada

Total posts: 101
Posted:Get to the big city, gather supplies into adjoining apartment buildings, destroy first level staircases. Convert roofs into gardens, and have water collection systems on the side catwalks, to mention those being the only way on and off the island. Said zombies will be stuck, unable to get up, where we can easily be protected from above.
Also.

Airowgun + several thousand metal pellets, if not more. :]
And of course, with an axe and claymore in reserve.

If done properly, we can create a sorts of strategic locations in which we can travel from apartment building to building, and wipe out zombies from atop.


Risen from the Ashes
The Phoenix shall rise in his royal flaire.
FIND YOUR DESTINY.

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:Originally Posted By: V_Regalwe can create a sorts of strategic locations in which we can travel from apartment building to building, and wipe out zombies from atop.

aaaaah! A practical application of parkour!


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:Originally Posted By: newgabeOriginally Posted By: V_Regalwe can create a sorts of strategic locations in which we can travel from apartment building to building, and wipe out zombies from atop.

aaaaah! A practical application of parkour!

havent you played Half Life 2? dont you remember Ravenwood? (I think thats the towns name). gangways between windows everywhere to avoid the zombifying people below.

once again i see a use for a crowbar grin (which incidentally lives in my car for some reason instead of by my computer) shrug


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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