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Location: New Poi-Land
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Location: New Poi-Land
Posted:
G'day fellow poi munters. A mate of mine just introduced me to this site so, instead of lurking in the shadows, I thought I'd say hello....
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Name: Chuck
Location: The Eden Project
Hometown: Staines, Texas
DOB: yesterday
Age: um, I haven't learned how to count yet
Sex: is a naughty word
Occupation(s): infant / nappy mudder
Favorite Food(s): mothers milk (tainted with a hint of the green)
Favorite Color(s): greeeeeen
Toys: i'm saving my pocket money for a corgi combine harvester
Hobbies other than the obvious: roasting
Education: I is a day old.
Favorite Book(s): 'Incontinence and You' by I.P. Freely
Favorite Movie(s): Delta Force
Favorite TV show(s): Walker, Texas Ranger
Plans for life in general: I wanna be a martial arts movie action hero.... but with a gentle eco-friendly background, a bit like Stephen Seagal
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Poi-son
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): i don't like ice cream it gets stuck in my ginger beard and makes my dredlocks tingle
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? no-nuke-tella (its made by fair trade innit)
G'day fellow poi munters. A mate of mine just introduced me to this site so, instead of lurking in the shadows, I thought I'd say hello....
Non-Https Image Link
Name: Chuck
Location: The Eden Project
Hometown: Staines, Texas
DOB: yesterday
Age: um, I haven't learned how to count yet
Sex: is a naughty word
Occupation(s): infant / nappy mudder
Favorite Food(s): mothers milk (tainted with a hint of the green)
Favorite Color(s): greeeeeen
Toys: i'm saving my pocket money for a corgi combine harvester
Hobbies other than the obvious: roasting
Education: I is a day old.
Favorite Book(s): 'Incontinence and You' by I.P. Freely
Favorite Movie(s): Delta Force
Favorite TV show(s): Walker, Texas Ranger
Plans for life in general: I wanna be a martial arts movie action hero.... but with a gentle eco-friendly background, a bit like Stephen Seagal
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Poi-son
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): i don't like ice cream it gets stuck in my ginger beard and makes my dredlocks tingle
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? no-nuke-tella (its made by fair trade innit)
"smoke me a poi, I'll be back for breakfast"
Second wave. DIVE!
132 posts
132 posts
Posted:
Very imformative.
Very imformative.
Hello?
newbie
4 posts
Location: New Poi-Land
4 posts
Location: New Poi-Land
Posted:
hey dude hows it? Are you new here too?
hey dude hows it? Are you new here too?
"smoke me a poi, I'll be back for breakfast"
member
50 posts
50 posts
Posted:
I love your sig poi_chucka. I signed up today as well, everyone is so friendly here.
I wonder if they have big homeofpoi board meet ups we could all go along to and introduce ourselves at.
We could have a big Poi-off competition, or perhaps even a Poi eating contest. Who's up for it?
I love your sig poi_chucka. I signed up today as well, everyone is so friendly here.
I wonder if they have big homeofpoi board meet ups we could all go along to and introduce ourselves at.
We could have a big Poi-off competition, or perhaps even a Poi eating contest. Who's up for it?
newbie
8 posts
8 posts
Posted:
I'm well up for a poi-off.
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I'm well up for a poi-off.
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member
38 posts
Location: by here
38 posts
Location: by here
Posted:
the last time i attempted a poi off i woke up in a pool of someone else's blood rrgh
the last time i attempted a poi off i woke up in a pool of someone else's blood rrgh
aRR!
newbie
8 posts
8 posts
Posted:
Ouch!
Ouch!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello Chuck, welcome to HoP!!
Hello Chuck, welcome to HoP!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
"if they have big homeofpoi board meet ups"
About 6 times a year
sometimes more.
"We could have a big Poi-off competition"
No, no, no, no, they just dont work. Theres faaaar too much difference between everyone.
And welcome to you Poi_Chucka!
"if they have big homeofpoi board meet ups"
About 6 times a year
sometimes more."We could have a big Poi-off competition"
No, no, no, no, they just dont work. Theres faaaar too much difference between everyone.
And welcome to you Poi_Chucka!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Written by: Field Marshall Sheila
its time that we flex our muscle and prepare for world domination. please enrol here stating name rank number and codename stop
target stop
home of poi dot com stop
this will be contucted with military precision stop
tactical data stop
to enroll and infiltrate asap. gaining trust and freindship over the forthcoming days before we reak havoc and chaos, going over the top at 07/07/06 10.00gmt stop
rank
field marshall sheila
number
1513543545
codename
student
Meh
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Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Posted:
*cough*
Written by:
New recruit reporting for duty sah!
Codename: poi_chucka
Rank: Roastmaster General
Number: 38612
Specialist in: native intelligence - I can speak the local lingo sah, communicate with the natives.
Intro thread title: 'Kia Ora'
I'm ready to usurp the hippie horde and do my best for auntie sheila and country
*cough*
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. 
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