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One for the UKers.
Oh dear.
Personally... I've never had a problem with the man.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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that's rather happy. Thanks for sharing
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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Location: South Wales
Oh dear.. I got a TFS.
That means its rubbish doesnt it?
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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I quite like him. I like top gear
Brut for blood haha
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Location: Nuneaton
Lol thought it was serious for a minute hehe. Gotta love the Jezza though,, he makes my sunday nights
so glad the 
footballs finished so Top Gears Back 
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Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I don't really agree with fake obituaries, I think it's a bit mean...
BUT that guy deserves it!
I think in my list of annoying people on tv and radio he'd be 2nd after Jo "please take a Razorlight cd for you prize because I've only mentioned them 10 times this hour and won't get paid by their record company" Whiley!
Oh, and Pen, does that mean he's off telly again once the footie starts?
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I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I dont have audio so cant hear it, but I'm a fan of Clarky. 1) he reminds me of my dad and 2) he's ace.
I dont see why he's annoying, i think he's a loveable father figure type! hooray!
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Ye, Jeremy Clarkson rules!
He and the rest of the team on top gear make my sunday, I love the way half the time, there not really talking about cars... ha
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
let's all be on Top Gear!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Preston, United Kingdom
I prefere 5th Gear. I hate Jeremy Clarkson, hes too arrogant.
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Anyone see Top Gear tonight? Brilliant!
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Hell ye
I like the Stig, and how he is portrayed.. its funny as... Plus the Gallardo
*wants one* Brown
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Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
Clarkson is a lej!
shame about that car they built/hammerd
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Watching the Sky
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anyone know who the stig is? i really wanna know!
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
We all want to know!! But we musnt
it's a secret. I love the Stig! 
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Location: Nuneaton
Hehe You'd never get them to build a car though lol,, Remember how they managed to set fire to the car wash at the beginning of the series
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big and good and broken
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stigology
my dad was on tv with richard hammond.
and yes, hammond really is as small as a 6 year old child
cole. x
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Location: Nuneaton
But does he have the whitest teeth you ever did see lol
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Written by: Spanner
I can't decide whether Jeremy Clarkson is someone I love to hate, or hate to love.
Personality-wise I feel the same about him, however, for such a public figure wielding the kind of popular influence that he does I think that his selfish stance on environmental issues is extremely dangerous.
We desparately need to move towards a more low-carbon economy. Part of this will involve curbing motoring emissions somehow. His pathalogical opposition to any such moves typifies the first world pig-headedness which is channelling us towards environmental catastrophe.
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
... If Jeremy Clarkson started a campaign, or changed top gear to a show that praised low carbon emission cars at every turn, It wouldn't be so funny, and would lose viewers, lowering its impact/influence anyway... PLUS, most the cars on top gear are so out of the average persons price range, Ie. Lamborghini Gallardo (shown last night), Bugatti, The Kernigzegg (sp?!)... If it started showing milk floats zooming about, it wouldn't be half as interesting...
IMO that is...
OMG! I got all serious
Jeremy Clarkson rules... "wheres the hammer?"
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Location: Nuneaton
You can't use a hammer,, its a pikey tool
Some men see things and say why....
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Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Lol he's a legend! Did you guys see the one where they went caravanning? Man I was in stitches...
Hahahaha!
Yeah!
Hammond and Clarckson's hatred for caravans is so adamant, that it was blatantly obvious that they did it all deliberatly.
Damn funny though.
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
This morning I watched Brainiac where Richard Hammond blew up a caravan
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Location: Nuneaton
{Sulks} and now they've been put back in the box again til autumn
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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Location: South Wales
Not for me,...
I have all the Brainiac master tapes... just around that corner.
*points*
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Location: Nuneaton
Ahh yeah,, but brainiacs one thing,, not quite as good as Mythbusters though,, but i digress.... Theres no Jezza in brianiac's
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
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