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Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
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OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Post number 15443
... oh wait, what are we counting? Meh
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
sorry, I lost all powers of logical thought and speech after that mole thing....
I seriously had the giggles, bad!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
erm cantus ..... could that possibly be the post for the whole intro forum?
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
No it was my post count up to and including that post. I'm not sure what the post count for the whole forum would be or how to find out. But it would be a dang sight higher than 15k i think...
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Why is peoples counting posts? I don't think I has enough fingers and toes......
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
*hands out hands* you can use my fingers too
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ooh, thanks!
....twenty one.....twenty two.....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
ahhh i lost my thingy that looks like majiy that is used for that thingy that girl do when they are in the place they erm ... ... i cant remember....
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Nope, but I know a man with a map....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I have a map *nods* Probably wasn't me that you meant though....
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I dunno....does it show the way to San Jose?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Erm I wasn't looking for San Jose. It had Nairn on it though - wherever that might be... - I'll go see if it has San Jose too...
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ooh - I know where Nairn is!!
I heard a story about that place once. I'm sure it said it was over the hills and far, far away.....but I can recommend a good bus driver! "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
i have more specific directions, bus drivers are eevil ....its slap bang in the middle of the enchanted forest hidden in the undergrowth of an old weeping willow. covered in shoelaces and cherry pies....
press the big green button and all shall be revealed...
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
im lost already :S
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*pushes the big green button furiously*
Will this get me there any quicker?
*pauses briefly to hug Ms Army*
Don't be lost/confused honey. Nairn is a place in Scotland. Where pretty girls live
*goes back to pushing the button*
Meh
208 posts
Location: someplace murky
I know a secret
A good deal of growr, some grr and quite a bit of snarl, spit and some biting. just a regular day at the office.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Any luck with the button yet Mr Fraggle?
Is it broked? I hope not.... 
Why does everyone know secrets except for me...? Do I get to know this one? Please? "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*Giggles* Well Maurice (the moat monster) only knows the same secrets that I do. If that helps any?
I'm starting to wonder if this button is actually plugged in...
*keeps pressing furiously*
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I likes fraggle (oh, and monster) secrets I do. Especially if they involve faeries. Clavey - did you not plug in the button? Or is there an optimum number of times it needs to be pushed before its powers are unleashed? I myself have never come across this secret way of getting over the hills.....
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
have you never used the button before chelle hun? its simply magical!
hmm maybe i did forget to plug it in...but its not my job to...
are you sure youre pressing the right green button? did you offer it a marshmallow? in fact did you say hello before you started poking at its belly furiously?
i want to know a secret....tell me, tell me!
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
yeah it was late so being lost and confuzzeled is best hehe and if you press that buttun any harder it may go inside itself! *huggles* Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Hi Chelly!!!
*shakes head*
More buttons...strange days!!!
Bye, now!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
dont lose the button! i need it for extreme measures!!
*hugtackle*!!!!!
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
eek *runs for cover* jesus man ... flying hoppers what ever next
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
haha pige your as mad as a hatter!
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hmm mercury poisoning... that might be it.... Pige have you been chewing thermometers again?
Meh
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
helloooo to all the lovely sprites in here.
Must apologise, my girl.. on hop-lite at the moment.. soooo need to catch up, so I'm doing a quick round now that my boss has gone out
Things are well here. Ry and I have been getting out of the city heaps... every weekend we go for a drive or two somewhere out to the likes of Cedar Creek falls, Somerset Dam etc to picnick, poi, photograph (Ry's teaching me!) fish and stuff like that.
Works good as per usual, but better now I got a payrise (yesterday)
which will hopefully help pay for this Singapore trip which has me in the minus dollars at mo :sSo tell me how's things in your world. Hopefully FULL of fun and smile... here's one coming yr way
rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - thanks Jen!
Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Minus monies is the story of my lifetime honey......as is smiles and happiness!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
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