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Phoned my mum yesterday to see whats happenening back home. She told me something really funny.

My elder sister Natalie (who changed her name to Sabrina) lost her wallet/had it stolen (cant remember correctly) at Chrismas. She reported it to the local police, and as they hadn't been in touch, she decided to call them to see if it had been found/handed in.

The cop on the phone did a search on her real name their database and he asked her if she knew a Geraint Rees. She thought what a bizarre question to ask and replied "Yes he's my ex brother-in-law" - My ex husband in fact.

He started to crack up as he told her that back in 2001, (I left him in 2002) he had filed a complaint about her for - wait for it - casting a spell on him!

Well at this point I cracked up as my mum interrupted my laughter. In my sister's wallet was also a bracelet with "Sabrina" engraved on it. She told me that the cop continued to crack up as he made the connection with the complaint against my sister for witchcraft, her bracelet, and the TV show - Sabrina the teenage witch!

Well, I was rolling on the floor at this point - I mean I know my ex-hubby was thick as two short planks, but honestly, making a complaint like that where I'm from and expecting it to be taken seriously, the guy is truly demented!

Funny thing was before I called my mum I'd had a phone conversation with Pyrowill, telling him what a dunce the ex is, with the following story...

I remember when me and Geraint were still together, having a drink in the local pub, and he asked what cider was made out of, and when I told him apples, he didn't beleive me! Then he asked the landlord of the pub what cider was made out of, who told him the same, and he still didn't accept it! and when the landlady came through from the back and heard this, she just rolled her eyes at him.

The rest of the afternoon was taken up ridiculing him, asking him to guess what glass was made out of, and that basically diamonds are coal...

All in all, I had a right giggle yesterday at my ex's expense.

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