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melon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Inept Cock
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!

Total posts: 162
Posted:got told off , redface

apparently i drink too much, smoke too much and dont spend enough time at home and blah, so my rents have told me to stop poi and everythin else i like doin, but the problem is ive just been and bought some diablo so....................... biggrin hehe see how it goes, ive already broken one bulb in my room


im alan partridge........AHA!

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mykrme


mykrme

burning from inside
Location: anywhere but here

Total posts: 165
Posted:ouch - i pity that bulb...it's unfair for "her"(bulb) - how would you feel being that bulb instead?

that's YOUR opinion...

from fire were born, to fire we return...

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:Odd.... I'd say poi is one of your healthier activities! Why do your parents want you to give that up?

everyone's unique except me

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Probably as they associate it with Hippos.
Sorry, I mean Hippies.

redface


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melon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Inept Cock
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!

Total posts: 162
Posted:the new bulb is settling in ok and getting on alright, i havent smashed it yet lol, my rents just think its a waste of time and everything else and its not worth doing

im alan partridge........AHA!

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:if it makes you happy, do it! and do it gooooooooooooood

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melon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Inept Cock
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!

Total posts: 162
Posted:does that mean i can go back to eating jaffa cakes?

im alan partridge........AHA!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Written by: Asena

if it makes you happy, do it!



Does eating jaffa cakes make you happy?
umm


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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:mmmmmm jaffa cakes tongue

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:doesnt eating jaffa cakes make everyone happy? apart from perhaps people with wisdom teeth coming through? (those babies really hurt)

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Uncontrolled_Electrickery


Uncontrolled_Electrickery

member
Location: Bournemouth, UK

Total posts: 36
Posted:Ooh! I just got a box of jaffa cakes about a metre & half long - enough for every1!!!

want a jaffa cake?! grouphug


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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:I had a metre long box of jaffa cakes once...

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, jaffa cakes gimme gimme gimme!

*gobble gobble*


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: melon

my rents just think its a waste of time



Why do you think we do it?

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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melon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Inept Cock
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!

Total posts: 162
Posted:to fill the time void? jaffa cakes are awesome!

im alan partridge........AHA!

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thegreatBJ


Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish

Total posts: 332
Posted:yey jaffa cakes... i have no time to fill at the mo so poi has gone on the backburner anyway.... have youre parents never heard of recreation?

Ohh and I AM NOT A GAY MAN


I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:Written by: thegreatBJ


Ohh and I AM NOT A GAY MAN



ooooh, denial... its a shame you cant come too terms with it..... hug


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thegreatBJ


Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish

Total posts: 332
Posted:I thought i said SHUT UP WOMAN

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Melon, your parents are crazy.
why dont they tell you to stop smoking and drinking, but to carry on with the poi, you poi so well, oh yes.
anyway, come see me soon! mollydog smells like poo at the moment but i'll try and get her fragrant for visitors! hug


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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melon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Inept Cock
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!

Total posts: 162
Posted:yesh their crazy, but i gots a job interview tomorrow, i dont know if im gonna make it into newbury tomorrow jo

im alan partridge........AHA!

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:ooooooh good luck with the interview!! hug

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melon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Inept Cock
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!

Total posts: 162
Posted:thnx, if i get the job i shall be working at mega bowl! roflmao

im alan partridge........AHA!

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:ah.... I wish i could aim so high.... alas, i am unemployed....

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:haha they associate it with hippos...!
...shame jaffa cakes have cows feet in though....


ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:hmmmmmmmmmmmm
gelatinnnnneeee cows feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

*drool*


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Uncontrolled_Electrickery


Uncontrolled_Electrickery

member
Location: Bournemouth, UK

Total posts: 36
Posted:cows feet? how do the cows stand up? confused

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:they dont, they lie in my bed so i can do dirty things after I eaten they feeties! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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thegreatBJ


Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish

Total posts: 332
Posted:Written by: melon

yesh their crazy, but i gots a job interview tomorrow, i dont know if im gonna make it into newbury tomorrow jo



you live near newbury... is that the same newbury thats near reading?


I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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melon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Inept Cock
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!

Total posts: 162
Posted:yesh it is,

ooooooo i also got a new job , i start tomorrow , ill be an alleycat at mega bowl ubblol


im alan partridge........AHA!

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