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Posted: Today The Punk, Dan, Nancy and I went to the bottle shop and purchaced 2 bottles of vodka, 1 bottle of tequila, I bottle of funky blue drink, one bottle of funky red drink, some orange juice and some lemonade then went to Dan and Nancys house to get drunk, so there I am with Dan and The Punk drunk as skunks (possibly stoned) me riding my unicycle when Aliah asks me to sit her on my shoulders and ride the unicycle. With some quick thinking I had decieded that it was worth a shot. I mount the unicycle hopping to a pole, Dan sits his bike Next to me, Aliah climbs on the bike Climbing drunkenly onto my shoulders swaying from side to side giggling, with me underneith her peddling madly on my wheel, The Punk running behind us incase she fell off, Dan pissing himself laughing and the entire festival staring at us we rode for about 30 meters and then she leant backwards and The Punk grabbed her under her arms and I dis-mounted gracefully. Next time I see her i'm going to get her to practice with me sober and then hire the video cammeria and get some footagefor the world to see.
If this makes no sence it is because of my drunken-ness. All of the above started about nine hours ago and i had my last drink and joint half an hour ago.
[Nx?]BRONZE Member Carpal \'Tunnel 3,749 posts Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted: Bad walrus! Bad!!!
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Mr MajestikSILVER Member coming to a country near you 4,693 posts Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Posted: but its still incredibly funny!
yay for atu!
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