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Login/Join to Participatejust lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand called Work-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive
WORK from any of your colleagues, boss or anyone else by any means DO
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2
good friends to the nearest pub or club. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutraliser-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest working wine type is Swift-
Hitting-Infilitrator-Remover-All-Zones (Shiraz) but this is
available only for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to at least 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends
then you have most likely already been contaminated by WORK. WORK is
then controlling your life. The virus is DEADLY- Destroys-Every-
Available-Decent-Living-Youngster.
Update 05 05 05. After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best
Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for wine BUT may
require a more generous application
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
*wonders how long it took to think that up*
Much fun!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
in that case, im gona go get a shot.
*if you were an english teacher you'd be on the floor laughing right now*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
ROFLMAO
Wonderful. You've got a career ahead of you in advertising
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of following the warning?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Good one ben, and well spotted seb, must get to my loacl ASAP..... A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
#Bows, begins pouring a drink#
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Everyone knows that people in advertising don't actually work...
They just pretend to while the Imps are doing it all 300 metres below ground!!
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.
I met an imp once. His name was Colin.
I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!
"Lets get Jinky with it!"
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