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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
As I lay in bed last night reading a book there is lots of rustling outside. I look outside, and the rubbish bag and it contents are in a biiig pile on the patio. Rustling through said rubbish is a badger!
A baby badger sat on the steps to the garden and watched the big badger.



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The big badger looked as if he mightyly enjoyed munching through our leftover chinese. (he was even clever enough to prize the lid open of the chinese food tub thing!).
They stayed for about an hour. Big badger munching, little badger watching.
I want them to visit again smile But make less mess...

UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Look!

It says Badger!

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ArythSILVER Member
in a beautiful daze....
134 posts
Location: Liverpool, England


Posted:
Thats so cool, didn't know they were that ballsy, i want a badger!!!!!

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Posted:
badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!!!

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
They're Bexhill badgers innit, so they must be well 'ard

umm

UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Wasnt that Robbie's dog?



umm

FoxInDocsSILVER Member
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:

aww... they're cute!

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SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Posted:
When I saw the thread title I thought someone must've made yet another badger song, this time putting in elements of the Python crew's stuff.

Badgers in your dustbins is something very worth bragging about, congrats Aimee. biggrin

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
i should make a song about my badger visitors.
oo! ooo! names! they need names!
big badger and little badger just dosn't quite fit it atm..

SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Posted:
Fossic and Jack I say. smile

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Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ducky and Brian.

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
what do badgers eat? I wan't to put some badger friendly food out for them..

UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
well obviously they eat Chinese.



umm



and on a differnt note.. I prefer Lenor. tongue

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes but it's not badger friendly silly.
I don't want to give them an upset tummy.

Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
Badgers mostly eat worms i think.
If you put bread, rasins and milk in a bowl, apparently, they love it.

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SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
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Posted:
But watch out for Pictcies if you try that.

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
pic what?

ArythSILVER Member
in a beautiful daze....
134 posts
Location: Liverpool, England


Posted:
don't they like cat food........? or is that hedgehogs???

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_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hungry badgers in your garden.

cool

KieronGOLD Member
Member
232 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Well at least your not trying to feed them mash potato...

(See, I posted something instead of just reading :P *returns to box*)

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Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
WOW, Badgers.

I often see one on my drunken staggers from the pub to my house. They run funny!!

I think Cirrill and Sebastian are marvellous names for badgers. My cooker at home is called Gregory, hes horrid!!

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Skittishmember
64 posts
Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset


Posted:
Can badgers swim? I might hae to test it...

So what your saying is, if I take just ONE more pill...


the.fee.fairyBRONZE Member
Member
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Location: Essex, United Kingdom


Posted:
They are cute picture, i wonder if 'Big Badger' was teaching 'Little Badger' how to open chinese tubs...

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Y.T.SILVER Member
hopeless addict
121 posts
Location: nodnoL, United Kingdom


Posted:
watch out though, badgers can be EVIL! (especially the ones with babies..)

they have badger baiting where they fight them against dogs and generally the badgers to pretty well. there was also an article int he paper a couple of years ago when i badger was trying to break it;s way into someones house by repeatedly ramming into their back door, they had to call the police! i just think they must have had fresh chinese and not needed to open the tubs...

but maybe i'm just jealous cuzi have no badger friends frown ,

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Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
badger baiting is sick and wrong. They break the badgers front legs so it cant put a decent fight against any number of dogs.
The sick people that live in this world, really?

My whole street puts food out for the badgers that live in the woods behind us. If you sit out at night they come really close. Badgers make the funniest noises.

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SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
My name's Sebastian, arty! Da, it is a good name. wink

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Mogsynewbie
8 posts
Location: Sheffield


Posted:
Hey nice Badger Pics,

On a not entirely unrelated topic: I've just been out on my lunch break for a smoke and a cup of tea and found an old bench to sit on in the sunshine behind my offices, As i sat 3 grey squirrels came out of a near by tree and sat in a row in front of me patiently waiting for something. I had no food on me and with only a cigarette and a cup of tea I opted to offer up the mug of tea with an extended arm.

To my suprise the middle Squirrel came forward, put his little hands on the side of the mug and started to drink my luke warm tea?!!?! Then the other 2 joined in and before i knew it, They had drank the entire mug!
Now I know I'm not expert on the dietary habited of your run of the mill squirrel but Im sure that tea should not be one of them.

Squirrels drinking tea? - what ever next. Dogs writing novels? ducks buttering toasts?

I dread to imagine

Big Love

Mogsy

RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
aaahhhh snaake!!

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Ry


aaahhhh snaake!!




ubblol ubblol

Skittishmember
64 posts
Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset


Posted:
How about flying? Can Badgers fly?
They can't swim, they just get really angry and try to claw your face off...

So what your saying is, if I take just ONE more pill...


AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
"I like Chinese
I like Chinese
they only come up to your knees
but They are always friendly
And ready to please"
~Monty P

What sound does a badger make?

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