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Lavatwilight
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

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Location: Wellington somerset, UK

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Posted:Well im not a pub dweller, but to see my friends occastionaly i have to venture away from the pot of parafin, and the sticks.

So last night i go to the pub, local in wellington somerset for any one whos intersted.

......go to the bar to buy me self a drink, and i feel a stroke on my head and a hand moving down, so i turn around to see a very shocked biker, the look of disbelieaf that i am not a woman, written all over his face.

hummm, that among other things, mainly inflected bruses have made it evident that i shouldnt go to pubs.

smile just thought id share that with you all


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Sporky


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Posted:I get it a lot too but then I do dress in drag occasionally (no joke). Take it as a compliment.

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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

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Posted:ubblol

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Lavatwilight
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Lavatwilight

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Location: Wellington somerset, UK

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Posted:smile beth what you laughing at!?!

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Kyle Mclean-
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B) it does not look as good on film

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Lavatwilight
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Lavatwilight

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Location: Wellington somerset, UK

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Posted:final step, if i was in drag, then maybe it wouldnt have been such a shock, but i wasnt so....it was one hell of a shock

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B) it does not look as good on film

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Posted:I get it even when I'm dressed normally. I guess us efeminate guys just have to live with it.

On another note: post no 100 for lil ol me (yay)


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Posted:Lol awwwww hug i say take it as a compliment

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animatEd
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Posted:I can see why you're a bit shocked... I would be too...

But then I'm not a great believer in the invasion of personal space..

But, anyway, Think how stupid he must have felt!! Especially if his friends saw...


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Lavatwilight
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Location: Wellington somerset, UK

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Posted:yeah the efeminateism has to be the cause of it, but i can live with that,
i just suppose now i know how you girls feel when some guy comes and tried to touch you up
but yeah i suppose compliment it is


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Kyle Mclean-
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A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film

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Posted:sorry bryn, wasn't laughing at you
laughing at the biker, I bet his face was priceless!


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Doc Lightning
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Posted:*I* think you're cute...

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Posted:embarrassing??? yes funny??? yes hilarious??? yes!!!
take it as a compliment!! but i bet the bikers face was priceless!!


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Adya Miriyana
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Posted:mm true! would have loved to see his face ubblol

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Lavatwilight
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Location: Wellington somerset, UK

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Posted:the face was brilliant smile
that i must admint


Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars

Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film

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Lavatwilight
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Location: Wellington somerset, UK

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Posted:oh and star laughter was what ti expected tongueokestoungout:

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Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film

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Arty Farty
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Posted:*chortles*

Take it as a compliment. If anyone finds you attractive, whether man, woman, dog i see it as being a flattering thing. Of course i havent been mistaken for a girl. hehehehe!! wink

*wipes tear from eye*


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polythene


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Posted:Last time I went to a club, someone stroked my (waist-length)hair, and it turned out to be another girl doing the stroking umm (it surprised me since I'd been dragged to a fairly chavvy club!)

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Kyrian


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Location: York, England

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Posted:Definetly a compliment... amusing tho, but then I have male friends who are almost exactly my dimensions except they don't have breasts....

weirdest one that ever happend to me tho was when we were at a ren fair and a male friend of mine comes up and caresses my thigh.... I was just kind of shocked...

he suddenly jumped and apologized (he mistook me for his gf) which at least explained things, but also made them a bit complicated as she's the jealous insecure type... FUnny that his method of distinguishing us was that i was wearning denim and she wasn't! We don't look *that* similar.....


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Seb


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Posted:What a mental image of the biker's expression I've got. biggrin
Go androgeny. wink


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Posted:Motorbike: $4000 off eBay



Motorbike Helmet: $100



The look on the bikers face when he realises that girl he was feeling up was actually a guy: Priceless wink



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Lavatwilight
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

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Location: Wellington somerset, UK

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Posted:LOL @ FRD

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Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film

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Kyrian


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Location: York, England

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Posted:Nice FRD, Nice!

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

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Posted:hehee. Ever wanted a camera in your irises, so you could take a picture instantly of something you saw?

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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jarofgreen


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Location: Reading, England

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Posted:I've walked down the street once before and heard this small girl behind me ask "mummy, is that a girl or a boy?"

:-D

I just laughted


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monkeynamedspank


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Location: Bolton

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Posted:I had a guy stroke my hair once, then I turned round and he didn't look shocked. I think he was a bit drunk. Didn't seem the gay type

Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)

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cainebaby


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Location: nottingham, uk

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Posted:never had that problem lol, but i prefer men with longish hair! it's well sexy!!!

what kind of victory is it when someone is left defeted?

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Sethis
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Posted:Yeah, I know. I'm one of them wink

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I have my avatars hair... so longish but quite thick..... It just wont grow long!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Posted:ha how do you no gays may be like all macho and the gayness only comes out when they are drunk

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