originalsmit
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Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
Member Since: 28th Aug 2003
Total posts: 469
Posted:just a quick post,
the evening post (nottinghams regional newspaper) ran the headline
'JUGGLING BREAD KNIVES GOT ME SACKED'
this guy was on a break in a back room at the ikea store where he works and juggled some reject bread knives to pass the time.
this was then captured on cctv and he was hauled over the coals and fired for it.
an ikea spokesperson said
'juggling 10 inch bread knives is not the norm'
so a word of warning
they are spying on you be, careful where and what you juggle.


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yoni
yoni

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Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:****** i better not get kivked out of school for juggling

we shood sue ikea for discrimination


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SNOOPoi
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Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:wow. i have to say that was a bit daft. not all people understand the beauty of juggling objects that are potentially dangerous...

wish i could see it though. i have never seen someone juggle knives...


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Sym
Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 1858
Posted:'juggling 10 inch bread knives is not the norm' - Says who? What is "The Norm" that every keeps talking about? How do you join?

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blu_valley
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Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I think thats a bit out of order really, damn the man! Save the empire!

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SNOOPoi
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Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
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Total posts: 3380
Posted:apparently lauz is the definition of normal. I'd ask her...

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
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Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:I have to admit I wouldn't be too pleased to see an employee juggling breadknives. Juggling balls, or sticks, or almost anything blunt, would be another story. But he could have cut himself or someone else, even severely, and even if his skills were good enough that there was little or no risk of that, store management couldn't take that risk, and probably would have lost their insurance if they had.

The fact that he was on break means he wasn't goofing off. But he was still engaging in "unsafe behavior" (from their not-unreasonable point of view) on store grounds.

Saying it's not the "norm" is just plain log-stupid, though.


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Sym
Sym

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Location: Diss, Norfolk
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 1858
Posted:Sure, it's silly. It is a risk that he took, but fair point, maybe he shouldn't have taken in at work.

But, is it really enough to sack someone?


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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1785
Posted:here's the article

http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/displa...wsNodeId=133945
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he was asked to stop and he didn't, thats why he was fired.


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Mynci
Mynci

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Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:thats awful!! I used to juggle at work constantly and people just grew to accept it

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Sym
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Location: Diss, Norfolk
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 1858
Posted:Thanks, star.

It looks like he wouldn't have got sacked if he'd just said sorry and stopped, but I guess he kicked up a fuss.

It all seems a bit too much for me, I wouldn't want to work for people who wouldn't let me juggle, but then I wouldn't want to work in many places!


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Noddy
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Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:i have juggled the knives at work but its abit dangerous so i mainly juggle the leeks

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Sporky
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Location: Glasgow
Member Since: 25th Jul 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:Written by: JP Sir Noddy

i have juggled the knives at work but its abit dangerous so i mainly juggle the leeks



So what stops the place where you work from sinking?

spank sorry


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FoxInDocs
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Location: Adelaide, SA
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1848
Posted:
hahaha... leeks... why leeks in particular?


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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:they are like clubs (well almost)

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Igirisujin
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Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:lol, im not surprised he was sacked, theres a time and a place to juggle knives and at work (brake or no) is not the place, i wouldnt feel comfortable being in a place of wok if someone picked up knives and started juggeling them no matter how good they are at it. Right on bosses glad they sacked him. is he complaining about it or does he see what he did was wrong?

Oh and I think they put its not the norm because juggleing knives at work isnt usuall pactise, so it cant be the norm can it? eating lunch at work is the norm not this thats fore sure (unless you work in a circuss smile)


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