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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Name: Tammie



Location: Scottish highlands - Inverness, which is 5 miles from Loch Ness. No I've never seen the monster, although some guys here insist it resides in their pants...



Hometown: Ammanford, Carmarthenshire, (South Wales)



DOB: 16th March the year of our Lord 1982



Age: you censored work it out! ok - 24.



Sex: yes please ubblol female



Occupation(s): full time Mummy to two girls!



Favorite Food(s): Beef space raiders, cheesy poofs, chocolate eclairs, guillyan belgian chocolate seashells, chocoloate rice crispie cakes, steak (cooked rare) that ham n cheese stuffed pasta you can get (like raviolli but not),



Favorite Color(s): pink, purple, blue and black - the colour of bruises lol



Toys: Poi, staff soon, beamers, tailed poi, fluffies!!!



Hobbies other than the obvious: I like to dabble in lots of things, for example I'm self taught at guitar, I paint, do pastel drawings, I write (but I get writer's block so I never finish), I love still and moving photography, also photo manipulation (Paintshop pro rocks!), I also like web designing, music creation and mixing (on PC). I tend to babble nonsense and use the abbreviation LOL way to much. Only problem is with so many interests I don't have a particular gift. Oh I do, however, make beautiful and clever babies!(but that's just being biased!) biggrin



Education: whats that? left before form 5 exams sadly



Favorite Book(s): renegade by shaun hutson (if my memory serves correct), the da vinci code, anything by stephen king, shaun hutson, dean koontz.



Favorite Movie(s): Austin powers trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, stand by me, beetlejuice, gladiator, 28 days later, dawn of the dead, constantine, etc - basically any fantasy/comedy/horror - great if all three are in one movie!



Favorite TV show(s): south park, trailer park boys (whats that all aboot ubblol) simpsons, lost, hex, buffy, nip/tuck



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) - I never wanna grow up lol Oh - get to falmouth, play and manchester sometime in 2006!



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: evanessence, linkin' park, aerosmith, guns n roses, catatonia, stereophonics, nirvana, faithless, moby, kiss (because god gave rock and roll to you), foo fighters, queen, marylin manson....



Favorie ice cream flavor(s): mint choc chip, rasberry ripple



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? nutella obviously!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
I meant everything you said in the post above mine.

and I am sure I have said some things that are both more interesting and more bizzare wink

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
you'd have lead a very boring life if you hadnt

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Its v windy today.


So is my bottom ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

Mine two! I feel like I should apologize to my boss in advance.

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
"sir, one would like you and the staff to take note that one'srear end is emitting noxious substances on this day. So be aware that any lingering rancid scents will be totaly my fault and I apoligise if it distrupts the working day."

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

ubblol Or I can say, I had a beef curry last night and been on the shi**er all morning. If you can smell something that would probably be me….though it wouldn't hurt you to wash once in a while, anyway I'm touching cloth as we speak so I be back in 5.

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol or - OUT THE WAY, MY ASS IS GONNA EXPLODE.... OHH NOOOOO

*wet sounding fart*

i think i dribbled then

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Ewwww

Tink...you couldn't warp me I invented warping ubblol

oh you should see the stuff I did to your sister the other night.. boy was it messy and actually illegal in many countries biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

Fall on the floor with your pants around your ankles fatting and crapping everywhere. Then calmly get up pull your trousers up sit back at your desk and say, can someone smell something ubblol

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
i just been to toilet. didnt know my bum could make such thick poos. no wonder i have a stingy ringy as i write this lmao

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

Did you slip a couple of fingers up there while you wiped?

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
probably wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
nah i'm squeamish with my own poo lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


LMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought you said you were squishy with your own poo lmao. I pictured you sat there squihing it beween your hands like putty.

baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

Hey Marie!!!!! Missed you hug Where have you been? Not seen you on hop for ages!

The question is do you stand and wipe or sit and wipe?
I'm a stand and wipe biggrin

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Stand, jump, double backflip, pirouette, lie down, wipe... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol yeah - isolate the poo!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:

become one with the poo

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
you are the poo.....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Please excuse Lee for being late from his break today as he has explosive dihorrea"

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have a poo fixation lately - i dont know why lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
https://freeway.globular.org/mixes/Richy_Freeway-Breakin_The_Habit.mp3

https://www.braindamageradio.com/

couple of phatt mixes for you to spin to tink hug


flameside..........init ubblol

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
thank god - someone changed the subject lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
poo! tongue


heya missy hug good to see you back on hop

we missed youuuuuuuuuuuu! hug

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm always here... normally lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
thats what i meant you weren't here - i didn't have anyone to post whore with tongue

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not a whore - i do it for free ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
lol tongue same here

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm brickin it for this fire gig i got tomorrow, supposed to be a local radio charity thing - alot of publicity. so i'm told

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
well good luck Tink I'm sure you'll be great...

not as good as me but...well you can't be tongue

hahahahahahahahaha

(you'll rock 'em Tink)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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