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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:

This just in.....



Two CEO's of leading sanitary towel company "Bodyform"; Mrs Eileen Back and Mr Justin Case have both been arrested in connection with a brutal murder.



Police are questioning the pair in relation to the death of Isabelle Ringing, the Director of a leading washing powder manufacturer, and the two stand accused of laundering blood money. (boom boom)


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:rolleyes

ubblol


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Where do you get this stuff dude!!! ubblol ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:*shudders

that was appaling :P


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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:frown

Important Notice.
Can be found elsewhere.

This signiture has malfunctioned and can currently display no information. This matter will be rectified shortly.

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nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Christ..

wink


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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spacey
spacey

mischeivious pixie
Location: Sydney
Member Since: 5th Feb 2005
Total posts: 291
Posted:groan.....that was terrible love spank

"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:ubblol

I try.



Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:rolleyes lol

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=Flashpoint=
=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:eugh.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:moo

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:ubblol

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:nasty

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblol my god that was bad. but funny.

you've brightened up my day hug


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Sethis
Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1762
Posted:I must own up to having heard better Knock Knock jokes,and god knows there aren't many of those around...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:"mummy mummy whats a vampire"
"shut up and drink your soup before it clots"

WARNING i can tell worse :P

(and no pigeon i wont tell the prawn joke)


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PoiBoi_Iggy
PoiBoi_Iggy

newbie
Location: Florida..
Member Since: 20th Jun 2005
Total posts: 16
Posted:so where did you get this info ??

Rave or Die..... PLUR... Iggy

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:The imaginary Times (on sale every day from my brain near you)

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:how much does your brain cost nuggit?
I bid 1 button (anything that twisted can't work properly) footinmouth ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:i dunno might make a good conversation piece

you knwo those odd things that your never sure what they actually do?


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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:A BUTTON?? You could have a whole weeks supply for that, and still have enough to buy sweets on the way home!

The Imaginary Times sells for apatontheback.50, or in some (more rural places) sneezeandapancake.


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:I'll give you a pink ribbon and a slice of cheese if you stop telling those bad jokes.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Yeah.... maybe I should change my intro greeting to "Pleas don't feed the Noddy, or encourage the Nuggit"

wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:Make it red and blue ribbon and two slices of cheese and I'll think about it tongue

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:I'll make it A red and blue ribbon, 2 slices of cheese and an empty bottle if you promise no more bad jokes.

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:*ponders* ubbidea
Okay, how about said offer AND one empty bag and a half-eaten shoelace (it has to be half eaten otherwise it's just not worth as much) AND I'll keep all bad jokes in one thread? Otherwise they'll end up eating me alive and there'll be a big puddle of Pat where I once used to sit during office hours. ubbloco


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Cold you just not kill useless co-workers with your lame jokes instead?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:I'm already running out of co-workers. Three have had a nervous breakdown, two have been committed and one guy keeps playing with traffic! I don't get it! I think it must be me you know?

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:I like FRDs plan. It has not-annoying-me-with-your-jokes-ness.

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:*Trundles off to seek professional medical help for sense-of-humour transplant*

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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