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Hubert_Cumberdale
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London

Total posts: 479
Posted:I don't believe in heaven - but if in the unlikely event that I am admitted to one, the following requirements would be pretty high on my list:



1. Shoulder massage (on request)

2. Unlimited Guinness and Jack Daniels.

3. Technic 1210s

4. A communal orgasm button (with automatic post-coital clean up option)

5. A skinning up machine.

6. Unlimited Crisps.

7. Unlimited further wishes granted.



I think that just about covers it..



How about you?


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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:fiver to go buy some socks and some penuts smile

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:clouds to sit on

an orgasmatron would be nice too...


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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Hubert_Cumberdale
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London

Total posts: 479
Posted:Written by: oli

fiver to go buy some socks and some penuts smile



steady on... don't go too mad with your excessive demands
wink


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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:In no particular order.

popcorn, laughter, smokes, hugs and massages


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:I would go for the MKII's myself to be honest wink

and you can already buy skinning up machines. Friends are also a good option for this smile

I would want the worlds comfiest couch.
a room with trampolines on all walls, including the floor and ceiling smile
a room full of fluozie juggling balls so if I drop, I could just pick one straight up again from the floor
a fountain of naturally occuring odourless and free of nasty fumes paraffin biggrin
and a hareem of beautiful ladies to do my bidding.
and some flying monkies wouldnt go amiss either.


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Posted:right he we goes:

a fleet of skinning up monkey's
samuri jack on constant repeat only to be broken by the odd two stupid dogs episode's
a mountain made of kettle chips
lots of broccoli pie
and last but most importantly hot chicks playing bass guitar!!


black gloves,green socks......purple hair

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Fearpig
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

Fearpig

member - tee hee "member"
Location: Bethnal Green, London

Total posts: 279
Posted:....and last but most importantly hot chicks playing bass guitar!!


Mmmmm sounds good.

I want attractive strangers... its always good to meet up with new people.
Massages
A small army of customisable monkeys
Free parafin
The worlds greatest dealer
Lots of freaks like me...!


"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrdinger

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:you mean card dealer ubbangel

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Hubert_Cumberdale
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London

Total posts: 479
Posted:How exactly do you customise a monkey?

just wondering, like....


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Posted:with little monkey boobie tassles maybe?

black gloves,green socks......purple hair

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:and a little monkey fez?

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:All monkeys must wear a fez. They do in the wild, you know, but they take em off for the cameras...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Posted:i wonder what monkey fleas taste like

coz monkeys cant seem to get enough of them!!!

but bein a veggie im not sure if i could actually eat one if given the chance


black gloves,green socks......purple hair

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:All the weapons ever created on request..and a sparring partner.
Playstation and all its games
Every fire toy ever created
Beneficial to your health smokes
Friends
Worlds largest sound system
The "i need to meet my favourtie band" button. Press it and they come to you.
A beaitiful custom shop Fender telecaster and marshall stack with a wide range of effects pedals.. including flanger!


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:I want toys.

Lots of toys.

Replacing those wretched harps with didgeridoos and bagpipes would be pretty groovy as well.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:Wretched harps? eek eek

I want my harps! I want my very own concert pedal harp, and more callouses on my fingers.

But I also want sunshine and heart and grouphug and bounce

Massages sound wonderful.... but what i really want is a physical therapist to come work with me every few days until I don't have pain anymore..... I guess it isn't heaven if theirs pain? But then how would you appreciate the good stuff?

Horses sounds good, and unlimitedly useful facilities in which to work. And the ability to learn anything I want from anyone I want.

Yeah, and group orgasms. But also lots of cute boys to make out with because there's something fun and special about it.

I'd also like building blocks and stuff because they are fun to play with, and lots of different animal habitats I could go and interact with them in. And for tigers to be a little less painful and deadly.

I want the oppurtunity to try all of the stupid crazy things I couldn't do on earth, like find out what its like to drown or swim way out in the ocean. Heaven needs to be like life with an escape button....


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Everyone working on a piece of music created only by voice and everyday objects. I know this has been done before but could you imagine a a massive, massive group of people all choreorgraphed perfectly with unique sounds...

in a style of reggae smile


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Sargoth


newbie
Location: Arizona

Total posts: 18
Posted:I vote bean bags. Big ones.

Oh, and glow sticks. Big ones.


I will teach you everything I know, save for my patented drop trick...

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore

Total posts: 529
Posted:to eat big red candles

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:A warm, sunny day...where it also happens to be raining really heavily so you can dance like no tomorrow in the rain and never get cold.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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jeff(fake)


jeff(fake)

Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 1189
Posted:Personally I just hope the religious forget all that athieism stuff I did in my old life so I don't have to sheepishly say-
Yeah O.K. you were right, dagnabit...
-every day.

Oh and a window to watch my enemies writhing in hell. devil bwahahahaha


According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:sugar based food products by the millions that are good for you and make you strong (like gummy berry juice, or gummy berry chocolate? hmmm...). Everybody's company whom I have ever previously enjoyed at the push of a button.Being secure in the knowledge that there is no one suffering or wanting,that all in the world are content and well. Cloud surfing. Pyjama parties. Laughter. Beanbags. Being able to meet cartoon characters in a physical form. Just generally being able to float around and have any little whim granted.

angelblue


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:The dreams of flying will be a reality.

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:eternal supply of hundreds and thousands + mr whippy + general icecream goodness + realistic cherry / apple / pineapple flavours for jelly beans + hugs + massages on demand + freedom from back pain + fresh exotic fruit everywhere + crunchy apples + nice shiny lights + pretty clouds + smiting ability for destruction of earth types.

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Hubert_Cumberdale
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London

Total posts: 479
Posted:and pickled onion monster munch crisps smile

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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:yes! also wotsits.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Lots of wotsits...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I'm in for the flying monkeys

Or a half dog, half monkey, half fish. *nods sagely*
(now try and work out which half)

ubblol ubbloco

Oh and a lighter. preferably blue, mebe with dots nonono stripes spank get it right me. *phew*
And some where for my other personality *sneaks off*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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