The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
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If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Written by: jemima (jem)
I don't think there are many more boundries they can push anymore I'm not that shocked anymore
Written by: simianWritten by: The Tea Fairy
BBLB (Why? What's the point?!)
keeping Dermot O'Leary off the streets?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Written by: ravehead
they could make one with convicted criminals and asbo chav scum
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Written by: TinklePantsWritten by: simianWritten by: The Tea Fairy
BBLB (Why? What's the point?!)
keeping Dermot O'Leary off the streets?
But dermots sooooo sexy
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Written by: ravehead
aimée
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Written by: Fine_Rabid_DogWritten by: TinklePantsWritten by: simianWritten by: The Tea Fairy
BBLB (Why? What's the point?!)
keeping Dermot O'Leary off the streets?
But dermots sooooo sexy
You have a very skewed opinion of "sexy". Linda, Dermot...
Do trolls feature heavily on your list as well?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Written by: raveheadWritten by: jemima (jem)
I don't think there are many more boundries they can push anymore I'm not that shocked anymore
they could make one with convicted criminals and asbo chav scum HOW funny would that be , you don't vote people out.........you vote for them to get a kicking
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Written by: TinklePantsWritten by: Fine_Rabid_DogWritten by: TinklePantsWritten by: simianWritten by: The Tea Fairy
BBLB (Why? What's the point?!)
keeping Dermot O'Leary off the streets?
But dermots sooooo sexy
You have a very skewed opinion of "sexy". Linda, Dermot...
Do trolls feature heavily on your list as well?
but Dermot is the sex!!! ask any housewifey person who lives with a troll.....
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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