My favorite color is pink
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Written by: spritie
Yes, but TX also has a law that says we can't have any open containers in the inside of our vehicles. So, even though we can buy liquour at a drive through place (only in certain counties, by the way), it is illegal for us to open them.
The law also means that if we are transporting a bottle of vodka that has been opened, we must put it in the trunk of our car.
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
Written by: bing!
whats a public intoxication ticket?
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Written by: •L•I•G•H•T•N•I•N•G•
Nevada and Texas have Drive-Through liquor stores.
This mystifies me. MYSTIFIES me...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
The Salmon moose!
Written by: MC Poi Girl aka SNOOPoi
whats wrong with getting the bus?
Written by: MC Poi Girl aka SNOOPoi
or a taxi for that matter
Written by: MC Poi Girl aka SNOOPoi
people die drinking and driving! it's very daft!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley