Forums > Social Chat > The Official Female HoP Auction!
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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
looks like i've started a trend
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Blu....can I bid for hanz individually? Seems only fair....
FRD would you accept bids from me alone? I've woken up with the lovelly young lady on numerous occasions and believe we get on quite famously.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: screech
looks like i've started a trend
Nope. She told me if she was up for auction, she wouldn't want to be owned by the BVMC.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Bid away Mynci, sppose the bmvc has had its time...
oh well
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Well I have asked Hanz If she minds just me....what about you FRD mind selling to just me?
I'll teach you all the contact staff you can handle.....(not a play bid)
and be nice to you occasionally
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Can handle?
Bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
I don't need your niceness. I'm comfortable in the knowledge that you're a gimp
But are there any other takers?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
I'll give you a cookie... I don't have much as i'm currently skint. Damn those import taxes!
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
i bid
2 treacle tarts.
unlimited
and freedom from the BMVC or its members
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
i bid:
~lax non-postyness
~a smiley face
~squiggley lines ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~a live chicken
~and a bag of weevils.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
add to my bid for hanz
some silly putty
and a pencil that never runs out of lead
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
member
70 posts
Location: in a bubble :), United Kingdom
right im back
the new and improved Dink is up for auction!
1 smiley short naughty female that hasn't spun in way too long... lover of tattoo's, art and noisey bikes. Good teeth!
Bargain! Only one problem... she comes with a mate 
heehee im a gemini..go figure
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Maybe I should put myself up for auction.
Sexy brunette who loves spinning & owns a red VW beetle. Fun loving and adventurous.
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
For Lost83spy....
Much sporty type fun
A place to crash in the UK
Many mornings waking up company in bed thread
super
'sa jelly cycle
poland (they have vodka
)a kappibara wearing a waistcoat
as many noodles as she would like for company
and
a map so she know where she is with her whereabouts always marked by a big gold star
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
for hanz
2 treacle tarts.
unlimited
'sand freedom from the BMVC or its members
some silly putty
and a pencil that never runs out of lead
plus :
a set of poi that never burn out
and 52 birthday parties one for each weekend of the year
and for dink
2 tattoo's
3 cream buns
4 jam doughnuts
a burrow in the shire
and a pot of green goo
and for lost83spy
a rainbow unicycle
a years supply of bread
a barbershop quartet of singing hamsters
a plane journey to nowhere
and 700 blue smarties
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Oh Mynci & Screech! I cant resist!
Man! I'm so easily tempted!
EDITED_BY: Lost83spy (1129126830)
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
add to bid for lost83spy
a yellow submarine
a bottomless noodle bowl (no matter how much you eat its still full of hot tasty noodles, flavour dependant on your mood)
a special twirly noodle fork (saves effort when eating) with pretty flashy red and green lights.
a jar of whinnie the pooh's hunny (deliberately misspelt)
and a purple carrot
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
bid for lost83spy
an entire surface of pudding skin
hydraulics for your beetle
a duck
a bathtub full of gravy
a pool full of noodles
one of those little wooden umbrellas they put in drinks
a mirror that makes you look the exact way you want it to
and last but not least...
a barf bag.
oh yeah and il throw in a lightsaber too!
EDITED_BY: JonnyRok (1129388850)
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Aimée. Up for auction again. Linden has had me far long enough
Nearly a growed up (well, 17 in 2 weeks and something days)
Specialises in being scared of public transport.
Makes some mean noodle sandwiches.
Gives awesome neck rubs
Likes dancing, UV light and music that she can feel vibrate in her chest
1,2,3,bid!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*ponders*
Its times like these I wish I had an imagination...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
hmmm i bid for aimee
ummm....
lots of lovely things,
a packet of hobnobs,
a smiley face badge made of fimo,
a cloud that looks like a dragon
and a fish named bob
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
aimeé ..wooooo.....I bid
3 crampons
a cheerleader outfit (pom-poms included)
infinate
'sa court jester
35 pirates and a small boat to keep them in
a get out of jail free card.. (redeemable at all reputable prisons)
a hangmans rope (1 careless owner)
1 car (wheels not included)
a jigglypuff
13 valentines days worth of red rose petals
a playground
a set of wheels from a monster truck
a cardboard cut-out of me
all the gold in a silver mine
a pink fluffy rainbow
all the silver in a gold mine
1 wedding ring (un-used)
and
a colourful foamy fountain
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
ok re bidding on aimée i bid:
a ballon snake
a limited ucl stuff holder
infinte plus 1
sa friendly arm for all purposes
a wierd window cleaning thing
your own harlequin gimp
a castle complete with moat, soldiers, and hoppers
a london underground map
3 pads of post it notes
all the gold in a gold mine
all the platinum i can find
a ram raids worth of jewelery
a box of 16 paracetamol
and a big kiss
back
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
First of all... sorry FRD, I wont soon be owning a Kombi... but a 1973 VW SuperBeetle.
mybci: tempting... you're a nice guy, and we've already woken up next to each other... hmm... staff... tempting, niceness occasionally, Im happy with that...
But screech has the poi and monty python sig... although he wants to protect me from the BVMC, which means no Mynci... and the poi are no good if I cant use them...
hmm... tempting... although I know what I'm happier with... but as FRD put me up for auction, does that mean he decides who owns me?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
I reckons Hanz should choose...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
JonnyRok, Mynci & Screech...
I dont know who to choose...
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
lost I up my bid..
a cloak of invisibility
a dirt bike
freedom to make your own choices
Infinite tequila
a lemon grove
a salt mine
a groove armada
snoopys dog house
a simpsons clock
no ordinary coconut
and
a grizzly scientist
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Mynci: I feel rejected... you're giving away all this stuff for lost... I feel like Im not worth much... just someone for you to wake up next to in the mornings
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
sorry honey...FRD never said I could bid for you....
if I'm allowed then...
infinite
'sfreedom to do as you will
most of the duvet when we wake up
A super bubble machine
a flourescent scarf
glow in the dark roses
a platinun snuff box
1 pair of used size 12 shoes
willy wonkas chocolate factory
a small island in the south pacific
a red herring
and
a tiny cook book
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
oh wow... you're posting stuff I want!
except what is a snuff box?
and do I get a kitchen to go with my cook book?
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Okay so I've decided to join this....
Although I doubt many people will bid!
(note: those with fireworks and accents will have a greater chance
)Sorry aussies!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
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