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Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey peeps, im melon or ben, im 17 i live in newbury berks ive been roughly spinning for 2 weeks, ive been able to do the weave, chase the sun, butterfly and giant butterfly , helicopter, and thats about it so far, so yeah...........
hey peeps, im melon or ben, im 17 i live in newbury berks ive been roughly spinning for 2 weeks, ive been able to do the weave, chase the sun, butterfly and giant butterfly , helicopter, and thats about it so far, so yeah...........
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
hiya! welcome to the nuthouse! 
enjoy your stay... 
hiya! welcome to the nuthouse! enjoy your stay... do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
don't look so shocked!! we're not really nuts...just quite a bit!! and we don't bite...unless you ask!! 
don't look so shocked!! we're not really nuts...just quite a bit!! and we don't bite...unless you ask!! do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
my kinda place then
'water which is too pure contains no fish'
my kinda place then'water which is too pure contains no fish'
im alan partridge........AHA!
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Hello!
to HoP.... Please dont feed the Noddy 
you dont live to far away from where i go to school.... unlucky
Hello!
to HoP.... Please dont feed the Noddy you dont live to far away from where i go to school.... unlucky
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Hiya ben.. warm welcome to ya Don't let the nuts scare ya, they may look funny but they taste like almonds.
Hiya ben.. warm welcome to ya
Don't let the nuts scare ya, they may look funny but they taste like almonds. SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
ahhhhh your near me!!!! do u wanna meet up fpr a spin sometime? xxx
ahhhhh your near me!!!! do u wanna meet up fpr a spin sometime? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
thanks for the warm welcome
me fluffy purple poi turn up in next couple of days (been borrowing a freinds)
thanks for the warm welcome
me fluffy purple poi turn up in next couple of days (been borrowing a freinds)
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
wooo i got so excited then that i forgot how to spell, and to say hello!!! sorry! xxx
wooo i got so excited then that i forgot how to spell, and to say hello!!! sorry! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Do you know all the rude boys in thier cars?? xxx
Do you know all the rude boys in thier cars?? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
nope.........
nope.........
im alan partridge........AHA!
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
we have them dragging up the school kilometere at 11 at night... dunno how they deal with all the speed bumps tho
we have them dragging up the school kilometere at 11 at night... dunno how they deal with all the speed bumps tho
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
o right... was wondering if you know a couple of friends of mine.
So would you like to meet up? i promise i dont bite... u can ask anyone! xxx
o right... was wondering if you know a couple of friends of mine.
So would you like to meet up? i promise i dont bite... u can ask anyone! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
HI
HI
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
vixen name ur freinds...........i might know em,
could meet up
hey
vixen name ur freinds...........i might know em,
could meet up
hey
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Paul James, drives a dark red clio about 2 inches from the floor. hes got a younger brother... Steve i think, drives a white clio.
i cant think of the other guys names - havent been there in a while! Used to go bowling there quite a bit.
Can you drive? xxx
Paul James, drives a dark red clio about 2 inches from the floor. hes got a younger brother... Steve i think, drives a white clio.
i cant think of the other guys names - havent been there in a while! Used to go bowling there quite a bit.
Can you drive? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
i can but not legally
i can but not legally
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Likewise... hmm... can you get to Oxford very easily? xxx
Likewise... hmm... can you get to Oxford very easily? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello
Do you like the colour pink?
Hello
Do you like the colour pink?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Pink is hmmmm kewl, i can get to oxford somehow, im sure i can persaude a mate of mine to drive me there hehe
Pink is hmmmm kewl, i can get to oxford somehow, im sure i can persaude a mate of mine to drive me there hehe
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
GGGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!
Your a tiger!...youre tony the tiger!....your grrrrreat!!!...GRRRRR.
Sorry, just talkin to myself in the mirror again.
Hi
GGGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!
Your a tiger!...youre tony the tiger!....your grrrrreat!!!...GRRRRR.
Sorry, just talkin to myself in the mirror again.
Hi
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
hi
hi
im alan partridge........AHA!
GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello and welcome to HoP!!
I was around your way last week ,but thats another story!
Hello and welcome to HoP!!
I was around your way last week ,but thats another story!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
thankies very much
thankies very much
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
y0! Congratulations, because I anti-hate you!!!
y0! Congratulations, because I anti-hate you!!!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I slept on a wall in Newbury once. It was next to a phonebox, just off a roundabout, not far from the police station. If that makes it any clearer....
I slept on a wall in Newbury once. It was next to a phonebox, just off a roundabout, not far from the police station. If that makes it any clearer....
Meh
BRONZE Member
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
thats about 2 minutes from the canal next to the sainsburys roundabout , u probs slept where the rising sun used to be before it got knocked down an turned into a wine cellar and a dry cleaners
thats about 2 minutes from the canal next to the sainsburys roundabout , u probs slept where the rising sun used to be before it got knocked down an turned into a wine cellar and a dry cleaners
im alan partridge........AHA!
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
possibly. It was nineteen ninety something. A lad called Psycho and I, were trying to find the road protest site (although i was sobering up and beginning to think it was a stupid idea by that point)...
possibly. It was nineteen ninety something. A lad called Psycho and I, were trying to find the road protest site (although i was sobering up and beginning to think it was a stupid idea by that point)...
Meh
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