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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Ok, Ok, I posted it in the wrong place so I'll put it in here too. Heres my bid for dromepixie

quote:
How about three dryads tears, the dream of a dolphin, 2 poems, and a stone from the river at the ladybower resevoir (the site of some fantastic free parties!.


dibs_starmember
603 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, Uk


Posted:
*Dibs approaches this thread with caution. She knows what happens when you get involved with HOP'ers - winks @ Ros - erm.....*

I'd be surprised to hear what extent people would go to, to get the people they wanted......

I know who I'd bid for......male wise....

Can miles truly separate us from friends? If we want to be with someone we love aren't we already there? If there is someone willing to show, and there is someone willing to see; magic happens. This is whem humans are alive. This is when the wingless fly.


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
does anyone want to bid for me?

I cook a mean Thai chicken curry..
I'm clean (well sorta - will you excuse black oily marks all over my hands? - I just been rewicking my poi)
People say I'm ok to take home to the folks.. I don't burp or fart at the dinner table either..

been told I can talk crap with the best of them -ask the Napalm Fairy!

Fluff n stuff and spoons!

[ 16 October 2002, 05:47: Message edited by: Stix ]

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Stix:
my hands? - I just been rewicking my poi)

People say I'm ok to take home to the folks.. I don't burp or fart at the dinner table either..

WOW
Where could you find a better woman...

I suggest you gentlemen bid high for this one shes going soon.

Much love, Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
id bid for you but im a girl,hmmm i dont think any one wud wana bid for me (looking for sympathy vote!!) ive been described as a cross between marilyn munroe and tairre.B with barbie and kenny from south park thrown in for good measure!which i found quite worrying!! i guess im good at cooking and interior decorating and dreading/braiding hair. but thats bout it really.

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
actually im gunna bid for stix too coz i wana chicken curry and i need sumone to talk crap too so ill give ya an entire head of hair decorated, invites to my halloween party/rave and the brightest star in the sky

[ 16 October 2002, 09:06: Message edited by: Kittytheravequeen ]

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
oh Miss DromePixie and Miss KittyTRQ.. gee thanks guys..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Stix I would bid for you too, but the other ladies got there first!!

Better watch out lads, all the girls are going to start bidding for one another and you'll be left out in the cold

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Watch it...

They might like that idea and try to take advantage of the situation.

YA GET MEA?!

Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
hmmm don't get them too excited girls - we all know what happens to boys who get over excited..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
they have panic attacks?

Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Just want someone to cuddle with so I am gonna bid on Kat!

2 gallons of Kero

2 jars of Nutella

and the ever coveted 5 gallon drum of Nutella flavord icecream!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
(wow what a bid - lucky Kat)

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
2 gallons of Kero And 2 jars of Nutella

Chuffed!!

Not to mention the ice-cream, I'm a lucky girl no doubt

[ 17 October 2002, 01:31: Message edited by: Kat ]

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
*paitently awaits the gavel to slam down or some mean person to try to out bid*

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Going once.......

whats up with all the limitations?


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Going twice.........

whats up with all the limitations?


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Sold!!!!

*Slam!!*

Bidee #11 "Kat" sold, to bidder #1167 "Raymund Phule" for the princely sum of 2 gallons of Kerosene, 2 jars of Nutella and 1 five gallon tub of Nutella flavour ice-cream.

Congratulations!!!

Take care, she's extremely valuble as she's number 11!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Sold!!

*Slam!*

Bidee #2087 "Flynt" sold, to bidder #2831 "Kurobei" for the price of a heart, body & soul forever!!!

You are now officialy mine honey!!!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Kat packs her suitcase full of veils and poi and trots off to join Raymunds Harem

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
I wanna be sold to know who owns me!

So whos the highest bidder?!

Drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
me too



[ 17 October 2002, 04:55: Message edited by: Stix ]

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Mr c@ntus? Can we auction off Aunty Mind Gap now I've been sold so he wont get lonely?

SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
How about three dryads tears, the dream of a dolphin, 2 poems, and a stone from the river at the ladybower resevoir (the site of some fantastic free parties!) Acouple of avariel feathers, (and because it seems to be a vlued comodity hereabouts, 4 whole kilos of nutella for Drome Pixie


Kittytheravequeenmember
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england


Posted:
awww i feel REALLY left out now, no ones bid for me

i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Can we enter Auntie Mind Gap into the auction please? Sveral previous owners but still in good shape, and good at skinning up too

BurningByronmember
340 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Ok Dromepixie, for you I'll bid...

A 1974 Corvette Stingray (this baby has a mini flat screen TV with a DVD player plus a absolutely mint sound system.),
A 1954 Triumph Spitfire (convertible of course )and
A whole damn swimming pool full of nutella.

Anyone wanna try and beat that?

(you better be one damn good slave girl)

HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
three dryads tears, the dream of a dolphin, 2 poems, and a stone from the river at the ladybower resevoir (the site of some fantastic free parties!) Acouple of avariel feathers, A stone from the Sidhe at Tara, my first 2 tunes, a piece of quartz that was mined 3,000 years ago on South Uist (in the outer hebredies), along with a 3,000 year old shell from the same place, a witches ladder and the nutella company! (though theoretically its not mine to give.) I'll up my bid on dromepixie to that

[ 17 October 2002, 13:07: Message edited by: Spiral ]

SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
And add to that a 1978 model Spiral

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