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SILVER Member since Mar 2005


with added berries
Location: Manchester, England (UK)

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Posted:Ok, the camilla thread reminded me of this email I got years ago at school, I've no idea who wrote it, but it goes like this;

(sung to the tune of Bohemium Rhapsody) (and no it doesnt fit perfectly but I didnt write it, but its near enough!)

Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now Im gonna cr@p it all away

Naan, oh ohhhhhh
Didnt mean to make you cry
seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really madras

Too late, my Dinners gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rrectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion Baji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo

Naan, oh ohhhhhh
The doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all


I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
vindaloo does nicely
very very spicy
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(a vindaloo loo loo loo)

Ive eaten Balti, Somebody help me
Hes eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
stand you well back
cause the loo is quarantined...
here it comes
there it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder
Its coming up again
(there he goes) I chunder
Coming back again (up again)
here it goes

(no no no no NO NO NO NO)

on my knees Im on my knees
on his knees, oh there he goes
this vindaloo
its about to wreck my guts
poor me... poor me... poor me


So you think you can chunder and feel all right?
So you try to drink curry and eat beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you puke like a baby
just had to come out
it just had to come right out in here

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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SILVER Member since Dec 2004


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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

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indian food and queen, great combination


"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

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Posted:genius but i think this one is better :P the goth rhapsody

Is this the goth life -

Is this normality -

Caught in a corset -

No escape from this apathy-

Eyeline your eyes

Get rid of your thighs and frooooown -

I'm just a goth boy, I need your Ennui -

Because I bleakly come, bleakly go,

Sometimes high, Always low,

Anyway my hair blows, doesn't really matter to me, -

to me -,

Mama, just bought a cloak,

Just walked into a goth shop,

and don't think I'll ever stop,

Mama, I used to look so nice,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away -

Mama, ooo,

Didn't mean to make you cry -

I just think that this look it sort of suits me -

I'm a goth I'm a doesn't really matter.....

Too late, My lipstick's on,

Sends shivers down your spine -

but I promise mum I'm fine,

Goodbye everybody -

I've got to go -

Gotta leave you all behind and dye my hair -

Mama, ooo -

I don't want to die,

I know it looks that way given the coffin -

and the bats and the skull

but it really doesn't matter.....

I drew a little stiletto sticking in a man,

Nephilim Nephilim now I'm listening to the Sisters

Thunderbolt and lightning really are exciting me -

Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman,

Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman Robertsmith Marilyn Manso-o-o-o-o-o-n -

But I'm just a Goth boy and nobody loves me -

He's just a Goth boy - Pity his family family -

Did you see his hair its a monstrosity -

Easy come easy go -,

will you let me goth -

Hell censored that No -,

we will not let you goth - let him goth

Hell censored that - We will not let you goth - let him goth

Hell censored that - We will not let you goth - let him goth

Will not let you goth - let me goth

Will not let you goth - let me goth

Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Goth, Gotho -

Mama mia mama mia, mama mia let me goth -

Beelzebub comes drinking down the pub with meee, with me , with me -

So you think you can take contacts out of my eye -

So you think you can just wash out all the black dyyye -

Oh Baby -

I happen to have a small one up two down flat reserved

especially for me and my cat Tabitha in Hades -

Just gotta get out -

just gotta get right outta here -

Black clothes really flatter,

Anyone can see,

Black clothes really flatter -,

Black clothes really look damn fine ooooon

meeeee,Anyway my hair blows...


PS found this as well - bit long winded but made me smile - not for people who shouldnt read rude words illustrated bohemian rhapsody

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BRONZE Member since Jan 2005


i beat my inner child
Location: manchester UK

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Posted:mmm the curry one is making me feel hungry

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Posted:love the curry one ubblol thats gold! and yup, definitely making me hungry... the goth one didn't have quite the same affect, maybe i was just queen overloaded by the time i got to it smile


BRONZE Member since Feb 2005


officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California, USA

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Posted:For my calculus class last year we got to make up songs. Two of my friends and I did one to bohemian rhapsody.

I see an integral up upon the board
Integrate! integrate! Can you do the integration?

oh man...silly times.

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD


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Posted:all I can say is...





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ive learned
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BRONZE Member since Nov 2004


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

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Posted:that's great meghann! i love it ubblol