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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:oh yeah! damn the copy-paste... sorry Dave, the penguin is for Aurinko!! redface

And the gyrotwister goes up to 11000 for me I think, can't remember... I only used it once on the computer and got fed up when the ex could do it faster than me ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: idancelikeatwatme


if you want that lift, you better had! mad



eek

*Keeps hold of gavel hammer for protection*


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:whooo! i win i win!!!! ubblol

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 1034
Posted:clap a penguin for me, a penguin for me ubblove
*hugs the penguin and starts to dance around with him*

thanks Birgit biggrin
I'll keep it here at my workplace. If you want to, you can drop by sometime and the three of us can have a cup of tea together beerchug well, or something like tea


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kin...

Total posts: 1286
Posted:*has a somewhat larger array of hammers than neon, considering that i am in fact a sheet metal worker*

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:aight, for neon dave:

a selection of pretty lights,
2 trays of chai muffins,
a handfull of irish coins,
my new whip,
a long back rub
*and* the contents of the mystery box

smile hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Didn't you already reveal the contents of the Mystery Box? A Men's Shirt? tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: idancelikeatwatme


*has a somewhat larger array of hammers than neon, considering that i am in fact a sheet metal worker*



I only need the one... devil


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:of course not, the shirt just flew out of the mystery box. physics suggests there would be something in there to launch the shirt out wink

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Ahhh the thick plottens...

Depends how big the box is... wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:base is about 2 x 1foot, about 6 - 7ft high smile

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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xated
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

member
Location: N.S.W, Australia

Total posts: 65
Posted:hrm mystery box. doesn't happen to be a stolen cat does it?

nnngah

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Dave who won the bidding war? Are you to be the christmas gift I give my sister or does someone else win you?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kin...

Total posts: 1286
Posted:come on neon! stop the suspense!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Going once

Going Twice

SOLD!!!

The man with the Mystery Box! (Sorry my curiousity got the better of me!) Well done Pete!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Does that mean he owns us BOTH now? And we're co-properties? ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:We can have bitch fights like they do in Harems biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:with jelly? biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:i encourage jelly, especially the red kind smile

nice to have you on board smile

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:vegetarian jelly? or jelly made with feet?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Every time you eat jelly there's a cow in a field walking around without hooves...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kin...

Total posts: 1286
Posted:damn you and you're mystery box pete!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Garthy will be sad frown So will my sister... ah well, I better find her another Christmas suprise instead.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Never knew I was gonna be in such demand! frown

I'm sure Pete will let me off his VERY long leash in time for Christmas... biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I just spotted you were up for ownership Dave.

I think Pete will be a better owner than me anyway wink biggrin


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:For Auction :-

1 male individual, slightly odd. Key features include (but not limited to):
*very patient
*good with children
*very open minded
*slightly camp
*enjoys hugs
*simple to operate
*fully house trained and fairly well domesticated.

Bidding opens at 1 Hug and ends on Sunday.


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Lokii
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

member
Location: Scummerset, UK

Total posts: 34
Posted:What's the mileage? ubbrollsmile

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Moderate wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Lokii
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

member
Location: Scummerset, UK

Total posts: 34
Posted:Good, newer models always have a funny smell about 'em rolleyes

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:What, no bid?

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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