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werewolves rule but they are also the most scary creatures ever....
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You think werewolves are scary.......? what are you on the most scary creature on this planet is the Flying tail back monkey
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no no no monkeys are cute u cant snuggle up to a werewolf! also you never no who a werewolf is do u? how scarey is that? its hardly gonna come over to u in human form and say by the way im a werewolf
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No i guess you have never seen a flying tail back monkey they are deadly and no they are not cute to cuddly they will bash any human to death
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monkeys are probably scarier than werewolves bcos monkeys actuall exist...
but, seeing as this is HoP, i crap bricks wenever i watch scooby doo! A talking dog? Far out, yet insanley scarey
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Those mokeys sound evil!!! So glad never met any of them!
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addict
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Location: I wish I knew, United Kingdom
Someone said I looked like a werewolf the other day. Does that make me scary? I never really thought of myself as being particularly scary...
I was on my unicycle at the time. Would a werewolf be more or less scary when riding a unicycle?
J
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you should all read A werewolfs kiss- really good book!
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werewolves rule!
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Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Werewolves were first discovered around 1300 AD.
In the 1500's hundreds of people were put to death, accused of being a werewolf...
There are alot of stories, but a few people believe werewolves come from an ancient race of warriors who were tall, scary-looking, and resembled wolves...no, no fur there...
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
werewolves aren't as scary as homicidal ebola monkey. everything is cooler when its an ebola monkey.
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Neo - Hippie
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Location: Sala, Slovakia
www.werewolf.com a site for werewolves and shapeshifters.. ; )
Smile.. It confuses people..:)
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Location: Bolton
Monkeys and werewolves? You know nothing. What's really scary is a honey badger. Seriously, look them up.
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hehehe... had a dyslexic moment there... thought u said horny badger
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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lol I'm sure that's moderately scary too, but seriously go to www.honeybadger.com, go to the FAQ section and scroll down to the 4th question.
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old hand
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Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
I read a scary book about werewolves.
Can't say the same about honey(horny)badgers though. Can anyone recommend a good horror movie about honeybadgers?
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Do honey badgers emasculate their prey?
Honey badgers are reputed to go for the scrotum when attacking large animals
hahahahahahaha
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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What Happens if it doesn't have a scrotum?
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
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*giggles*
thaat was the funniest thing ive ever read
ummm.... it wud go for other sensitive places...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Can't say the same about honey(horny)badgers though. Can anyone recommend a good horror movie about honeybadgers?
I think there are documentaries about them but not movies, that would be rather silly.
I reckon honey badgers are what werewolves are based on.
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Arf! Can I have a biscut?
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Location: North America, Mid West, USA
Written by: danyx_c
no no no monkeys are cute u cant snuggle up to a werewolf!
umm, I've snuggled with a werewolf, it was quite an evening....
Socks
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
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and u still have limbs? or are u a werewolf too?
your silence will not protect you
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
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Location: North America, Mid West, USA
*points at avitar*
He was cute, let's just say that. Not all werewolves are bloodthirsty raving lunatics. (word chosen specifically)
arf!
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
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Location: Blackhill, Australia
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no no no monkeys are cute u cant snuggle up to a werewolf!
umm, I've snuggled with a werewolf, it was quite an evening....
Socks
im a werewolf
*winks at socks*
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
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Location: North America, Mid West, USA
a lycanthrope?!?!?
WERE?!?!?!?
**ducks**
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
a strange man in a dog mask juggling
*jumps behind the couch*
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I think werewolves are great
My best mate is one
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209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
unfortunately werewolves are still discriminated against in our society and we dont get any exposure compared to other minority groups.
werewolf rights now!!!!!!!!!
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
the only problem with werewolves rights is when they protest, they kill the people that might take any notice of them.......
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Location: Blackhill, Australia
i disagree with that statement
*lunges at mr majestik*
i will kill you!!!!!!!
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
The last werewolves i met were sweet as anything! And they liked good burgundys!
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