GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:my son brought home a magazine with loverly facts about farting, it asked for the kids funny farting experiances and tells them that its ok as its happened to everyone at some point. mine was when i was little while my mum was on the phone to the local vicar he asked what the sound was and my mum just laughed lots and had to put down the phone. so now that i have painted a great picture in your mind its your turn.... whats your funny farting experiance? biggrin

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Nate
Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Member Since: 5th Aug 2004
Total posts: 1530
Posted:what a great subject

however i havent had one of these experiences yet.............im still young


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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Can't say I've had one of those experiences either......yet

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:lololol plenty of time then

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Hanz
Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:umm... not that I can think of... but then I try to erase those moments from my memory... although I am have been embarrassed ALOT by people around me passing wind...

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:yup that usualy happens to me with thanks to the kids or my youngest will go up to guests int he house say "I have a present for you" and farts. bless him

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:Written by: GothFrogette

bless him



umm ?! ubblol


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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:it was the council inspector! ubblol

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Hanz
Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:only problem is... mine is the opposite of my kids... (coz I dont have any kids)

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TKOF
TKOF

member
Location: cumbria ENGLANG
Member Since: 12th Sep 2003
Total posts: 44
Posted:i burnt my [censored] tryin lighting a fart on fire i also shi.t my pants at the fair (cartmel races) while tryin to squeze a fart out

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gemit
gemit

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Location: Plymouth, UK
Member Since: 10th Mar 2005
Total posts: 71
Posted:I got up from my desk when I was working ashore and did a biiiig stretch up to the sky and let out a mahooosive fart redface and was soooooo bloody embarrassed I immediately fled and rang my mate to tell her what happened whilst laughing my head off!!! ubblol But supposse you had to be there!! redface

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

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Mot
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Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 18th May 2002
Total posts: 666
Posted:smile smile smileArgh I've got one of theses,
As a sprog, i took the odd karate lesson, as one does as a sprog smile
But anyway, you had this one exercise called a squat kick, basically you squat down and then stand up and kick. First left foot, then right foot. For some reasons this combination of movements did wonders for your bowel movements, and this exercise also always had to be done in reps of 20 smile Anyway, it nearly always happened to someone, the first squat kick would be the tell tale, and then you knew you were in for 19 more hits of humiliation, and so did everyone else smile.


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