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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
my son brought home a magazine with loverly facts about farting, it asked for the kids funny farting experiances and tells them that its ok as its happened to everyone at some point. mine was when i was little while my mum was on the phone to the local vicar he asked what the sound was and my mum just laughed lots and had to put down the phone. so now that i have painted a great picture in your mind its your turn.... whats your funny farting experiance?
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Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
what a great subject
however i havent had one of these experiences yet.............im still young
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Location: The countryside, Australia
Can't say I've had one of those experiences either......yet
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
lololol plenty of time then
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
umm... not that I can think of... but then I try to erase those moments from my memory... although I am have been embarrassed ALOT by people around me passing wind...
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
yup that usualy happens to me with thanks to the kids or my youngest will go up to guests int he house say "I have a present for you" and farts. bless him
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
it was the council inspector!
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1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
only problem is... mine is the opposite of my kids... (coz I dont have any kids)
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i burnt my [censored] tryin lighting a fart on fire i also shi.t my pants at the fair (cartmel races) while tryin to squeze a fart out
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Location: Plymouth, UK
I got up from my desk when I was working ashore and did a biiiig stretch up to the sky and let out a mahooosive fart
and was soooooo bloody embarrassed I immediately fled and rang my mate to tell her what happened whilst laughing my head off!!! But supposse you had to be there!! Sleep when yer dead!
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
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Location: Netherlands
Argh I've got one of theses,As a sprog, i took the odd karate lesson, as one does as a sprog
But anyway, you had this one exercise called a squat kick, basically you squat down and then stand up and kick. First left foot, then right foot. For some reasons this combination of movements did wonders for your bowel movements, and this exercise also always had to be done in reps of 20
Anyway, it nearly always happened to someone, the first squat kick would be the tell tale, and then you knew you were in for 19 more hits of humiliation, and so did everyone else . Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.
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