192 posts
Location: London

If male:
Post your best chat up lines here and share them about

If Female:
Read the aformentioned chat up lines and rate them out of 10

here we go:

Male: 10 ton polar bear?
Female: What?/ Pardon?
Male: Well it broke the ice. Whats your name?

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed-bag.

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

Raphael96SILVER Member
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA

This thread really should be called "Opening lines to get your face slapped."


155 posts
Location: Oxford, UK

"That dress would look great on my bedroom floor."

(lick finger and touch target's top)
"What say you come back to mine and get out of those wet clothes?!"

---------------------With a bit of luck, his life was ruined; always thinking that just behind some narrow door, in his favourite bars, men in red woolen suits are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

tennisBRONZE Member
confused and abused
363 posts
Location: bristol, United Kingdom

On the subject of getting slapped, after a drunken conversation with some friends last night i asked one of my slightly more intoxicated than the rest of us friends to try one of his favourite lines. you can't even think what happened so i'll tell you.

My friend (bob, name changed to protect the innocent) spots a loverly lady as they're called down here and canoodles up to her.
"Evening my darling, want to see my purple headed mustard chucker?'
Poor lady raises her hand to a good 78 degrees and swings full force at his already red face. WHAM right acroos the cheek!

What's even more fun is she's the daughter of one of my lecturers. AARGH

Fourty five minutes till i see him. I think i'm going to shit my pants.

x Tennis x


My cat's breath smells like catfood

PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

a Real man doesn't need pick up lines
all he needs to say is hello or tell me about yourself

Anyperson can acheive anything if they don't have fear in their heart

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

397 posts
Location: Brunswick, Ohio

Right on Newton.

We are all in the cosmic movie. That means the day you die you watch your whole life repeating for eternity. So you'd better have some good things happen in there and have a fitting climax. --Jim MorrisonIt's going to come from a direction you didn't predict at a moment of chaos which you didn't see coming. -- NYC

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