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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
I Just smelled my T-shirt.
It smelled like.
Kerosene
Vomit
Gunpowder
Condom Lube
Marijuana
Tequila
Dirt
Gasolene
and just a hint of Lavender
All in all. i had a pretty good weekend
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Location: Bergen, Norway
...lavender?
Luke sum ipse patrem te.
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
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Location: brizvegas, Australia
heheheheheheheeeeee!!!!!!!!
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
ewwwwwwwwwwww smelly
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Location: Northampton, England
so now we all know what u got up to
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*makes face* eeewww
*puts on gloves, picks up t-shirt with tongs and throws it into the washing machine with half a tub of washing powder*
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No fish?
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
well if there was no fish than that shows that the evil-doktor-ocelot doesn't like to eat sushi...
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
I think i will wash it cause its my favourite t-shirt.
But Havokist i do indeed like sushi, i would live off it if i could afford it.
I just make sure the sushi goes in my mouth and not on my clothes.......
Yomz........
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
now dude, who said i was talking about that kind of sushi?
but if you insist...
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Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Written by: Havokist
now dude, who said i was talking about that kind of sushi?
but if you insist...
ZOMG!!!!
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
hehehe stinky
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
I May wear a suit on Weekdays.
But i dont waste my weekends
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chemical attraction
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Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
why smell it in the first place to work oout all that. how can you stand to smell that more than once ewwwwwww.lol
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Written by: Nucleopoi
why smell it in the first place to work oout all that. how can you stand to smell that more than once ewwwwwww.lol
Just take into account that i am quite weird. Only then will you understand.
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chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
lol, are you like someone i know that smells all their clothes mainly boxers to see if they can be worn a day longer?....lol
although saying that i do love the smell of paraffin and tippex...so i suppose im wierd like that too.
chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
gunpowder????
condom lube????
please explain...
you havent been ''playing'' with coondoms and got cum all over your shirt have you?
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
nucleopoi the fact that you even asked why it smells of condom lube shows you are as weird as he is for knowing it smells like it
and i to smell of tequila permenantly at the moment, although i am currently both sobre and wearing clean clothes
*runs off to find some tequila
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chemical attraction
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Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
Written by: nate
nucleopoi the fact that you even asked why it smells of condom lube shows you are as weird as he is for knowing it smells like it
i was just curious because my fiance never has that problem.
i dont drink so i never have yyours and his problem of smelling f any typr of alcohol...
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
*Tips bottle of tequila on Nate*
There we go, now we both smell like alcoholics
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chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
ewwwww, thats not sexy.
*covers nate and doktor skell in sexy lynx spray*
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Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
lol, i got really drunk on tiquila sunrises the other day and i didnt realise i had to make a presentation on taiko drumming in my japanese class, oh man that was amusing, nearly kicked out of college though
bastards
and thanks for missing my mouth dok
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Tequila Sunrises are delicious.
Although its just really a tequila and orange juice with some red colouring by the grenadine. The grenadine doesnt add to the taste. But it looks good
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fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
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Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
shya
i'm glad there's someone else on here thats a tequila-holic
tiquila and coke's not too bad if you get the right mix
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chemical attraction
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Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
lol,by the sounds of it you have had enough of that horrible tequila.its about as good for you as drinking paraffin and probably has the same effect for the amount you like...lol.
all i ever really drink is water and juices.
chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
i should have worded that better to apple,orange, tomato etc.
must be my dirty mind playing up again.lol
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Dude. i tried tequila and coke once. i nearly projectile vomited.
In my opinion tequila should only be drunk with orange juice or in a shot
Jager is one of my new favourites. mmmmmm a nice icy cold shot of black herbal doom.
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forever we dance
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1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
lol, that sounds quite.....shall we say appocoliptic lol
i'll drink tequila with anything, in my experience most mixes have been nnice, apart from apple juice, never ever ever ever mix tequila with apple juice
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Ever tried Absinthe? that stuff messed with my head.
Oh and to anyone reading this. i'm not a raging drunken fool.
i just like to go have drinks with my friends on weekends and i like experimenting with different drinks. so i'm not really an alcoholic
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fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
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1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
i wish i could say the same
lolabsinthe, fncking nasty stuff, especially the 80% sh!t...... oh dear
for me beer orange juice and tequila, that just about all i drink at the moment
obviously not in one mix, could be interesting though
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wooooo! Absinth!
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