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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:The instructions for this thread are very green. Quite complexly, whatever you tree must be completely and fluffingly noncomplete. Any sentence that is prefixed will be promptly lumped.

Yellow?

Smelly.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:(surely that's coherent?)

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:but my flump has fonicated! Die by my pinkie, you beligerant poowakka flumwag!Chopstick death will fall upwards down to inevitability!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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devkev
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

devkev

discoverer of phat and poigling
Location: North London.. England

Total posts: 292
Posted:ey by gum i think i have had a fish pie... ooooeeerrr..

its all about the fun fun fun fun and more fun...

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SCRUBS


SCRUBS

erm....can you smell parafin or is it me?


Total posts: 146
Posted:that lamp shade is getting away! quick call the goldfish!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:goldfish respired verily, bumwup brain overload. Chopstick death approaching at flumplight speed crazily slowly. Dive down for an upwards storke young padawan sprung from a kangeroos unseemly ragamuffin.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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myco
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:ggggggggrrumpus

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:fligglemaddewheeheeeeee?

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myco
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:i don't concur with the slightness of implications, how is that found?

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:as long as you don't jump on the left, spiderwebs don't like short hair

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drakematrix
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH, USA

Total posts: 174
Posted:there are three kinds of people, dogs who quack, and elephants that meow

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:switch the tupperware tissue, let me fold the curtains

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drakematrix
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH, USA

Total posts: 174
Posted:that's it, get me a muffin before the toilet flushes

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:and if you don't peg that ink, you'll smell a balloon

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Mugetsu


Mugetsu

member
Location: Calgary

Total posts: 74
Posted:Hurry up the cakes!

Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:and spend the noodles!

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Horses fly fallow marshmellows, please forgive the mushroom king.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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MikeIcon
GOLD Member since Mar 2003

MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA

Total posts: 2109
Posted:Spanish elephant contraptions take too long!

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me

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MikeIcon
GOLD Member since Mar 2003

MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA

Total posts: 2109
Posted:Splendid misfits watched tides take heed. It is yellow that tells tales of long egg whites. Dont be fooled. It makes perfect nonsense. Twice, I was told, it takes one to know one. And I am.

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me

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myco
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:huff, one might say, in approximate arbitration. How else would one know? Howard holds a very little gun. this is equine.

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Ry
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 4496
Posted:Halt! Thou shalt not pass further lest thou hast a biscuit. Have you a biscuit?

Have you?

Have you?

HAVE YOU?


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Ry
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 4496
Posted:Marmot

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drakematrix
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH, USA

Total posts: 174
Posted:the cheese ran to elephants nostril

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:dont cry for me Wilhemina

The bus banana green beer go window


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Heavens hears not like two million shangrilalas, does it not?

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:you wouldn't round that meow if the spring poured under the road

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Oh my tubercles! They've muchly run hastingly above does it not?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:Flibble my biscuit, the dog gazumped the gate and the whores got loose.

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:i just ate a big red candle

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Many are the less riven times for which boys exacerbate completely outrageous monosyllabic entities, anthropomorphic in nature that they are

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:Mellons!

Hmm, it's just not satisfying being weird in this thread. I'll go be weird in somebody's intro.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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