Burning Brain
Burning Brain

eye shifter
Location: between my headphones
Member Since: 9th Oct 2004
Total posts: 321
Posted:so i was walking in downtown tampa the other day, on my way back from a gas station to buy some cookies. this guy told me, "you two have the father, son, and holy spirit with you."
i got to thinkin and remember my old testament class and how moses and his thugs beat the hell out of everyone that stood in their way. i wonder now if i have the same power. or if this guy was just on crack.

what do you think?


If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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JakBJC
JakBJC

member
Location: Norwich, UK
Member Since: 19th Jul 2004
Total posts: 117
Posted:crack smile

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The Real Fryed Fish
God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1489
Posted:yea man, i've lived here longer, i know the area you are talking about.......its crack, sorry bro, you might still be able to do the mosses thing.........

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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Burning Brain
Burning Brain

eye shifter
Location: between my headphones
Member Since: 9th Oct 2004
Total posts: 321
Posted:oh i am. just you wait.

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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Spanner
Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...
Member Since: 27th Feb 2003
Total posts: 2790
Posted:Written by: Fryed Fish

you might still be able to do the mosses thing.........



What Moses thing?

Burning Bush? biggrin


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:You may need more thugs.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Burning Brain
Burning Brain

eye shifter
Location: between my headphones
Member Since: 9th Oct 2004
Total posts: 321
Posted:NYC, come on. i have learned to spin FIRE around my body. if i went back in time and people saw me do this they would poop their pants. I would be god. none of this moses stuff.

If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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Mags The Jedi
Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK
Member Since: 30th May 2004
Total posts: 2020
Posted:But I bet yer firepoi can't talk. Unlike Moses' bush.

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Wow. I can think of so many things to say to that, Mags, but none of them are PG enough for this site.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Kinudin (Soul Fyre)
veteran
Location: San Diego, California, USA
Member Since: 21st Dec 2001
Total posts: 1325
Posted:Good call, Xopher.

That title of Mr. Clean does you well. ubblol


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SilverStrippedMushroom
newbie
Location: Indiana...while in school
Member Since: 20th Oct 2004
Total posts: 2
Posted:It doesnt matter where u r, it seems the crackheads are spreading.....even 2 indiana....howd they get all the way up heree?

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Mags - tiptoe quietly out whilst you still can. This is definitely an american thread. Leave it to those who are...


*waits till everyone looks at Mags. Runs.*


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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