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Login/Join to ParticipateThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
Posted:
just to let all who dont know me, who i am and where im from.
My name is Martin
I'm 26
Knowen for doing the flaming rizla trick
I'm from London OPPS now I am back, oh well what ever will be. that is what they say.
I met lots of people in london that touched my life in a good way and would like to say thanks to some of them.
cole, jonny adam, adam, lolly, bam bam, cam, dan, drew, dom, eric, eva, ewan, jon, julia, julian,kelly kevin, laura, matt, matt, matt, mico, mike, monky, mr p ross, ross, nick, nic, tom, ruth, stevo, tammy, weasel, will, princes hels, sketchey and so many more that i cant think of at the mo so thanks to you as well.
life has been good to me in so many ways. even in the down times these people were here for me, and some of them are responsible for the person I am to day (not responsible people I would like to add) . and for helping me get out of town and country.
thanks and much love to ya all.
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TOYS:
lots and all
BALLS:
Im in to juggling mostley. been doing it for 3 years now and im up to juggling 5 balls quite well, can even get 7 in the air now and again.
at the mo im trying to sort out my 4 and 5 ball stuff.
4 Balls:
Sorted out fake mills. And am trying sight swap stuff, like 534, 633, 633 mills,
5 Balls:
new record 850 catches. working on mills for 1 year and not muck luck, about 21 throws on a good day. (6x 4) is going well along with 645.
CLUBS:
3 Clubs:
I started juggling clubs 1 1/2 years ago. got alot of tricks with them now. at the mo working on different 522's, with drops over the arm, pop ups under the arm
4 Clubs:
Can now do 4 prity well. trying to get tripple single on opp sides. and got a nice trick from spain, from 4 clubs put one between the legs go into 3 clubs catch 2 in one hand while you throw the other grab the one between the legs with the other 2 and go back into 4.
5 Clubs:
Trying to get 5 but not having much luck. Might take me a week or 2 yet.
OTHERS:
I also do contact juggling, staff, staff,
dont do poi, if you think you saw me you must have been tripping at the time.
EDITED_BY: über seal (1095272055)
just to let all who dont know me, who i am and where im from.
My name is Martin
I'm 26
Knowen for doing the flaming rizla trick
I'm from London OPPS now I am back, oh well what ever will be. that is what they say.
I met lots of people in london that touched my life in a good way and would like to say thanks to some of them.
cole, jonny adam, adam, lolly, bam bam, cam, dan, drew, dom, eric, eva, ewan, jon, julia, julian,kelly kevin, laura, matt, matt, matt, mico, mike, monky, mr p ross, ross, nick, nic, tom, ruth, stevo, tammy, weasel, will, princes hels, sketchey and so many more that i cant think of at the mo so thanks to you as well.
life has been good to me in so many ways. even in the down times these people were here for me, and some of them are responsible for the person I am to day (not responsible people I would like to add) . and for helping me get out of town and country.
thanks and much love to ya all.
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TOYS:
lots and all
BALLS:
Im in to juggling mostley. been doing it for 3 years now and im up to juggling 5 balls quite well, can even get 7 in the air now and again.
at the mo im trying to sort out my 4 and 5 ball stuff.
4 Balls:
Sorted out fake mills. And am trying sight swap stuff, like 534, 633, 633 mills,
5 Balls:
new record 850 catches. working on mills for 1 year and not muck luck, about 21 throws on a good day. (6x 4) is going well along with 645.
CLUBS:
3 Clubs:
I started juggling clubs 1 1/2 years ago. got alot of tricks with them now. at the mo working on different 522's, with drops over the arm, pop ups under the arm
4 Clubs:
Can now do 4 prity well. trying to get tripple single on opp sides. and got a nice trick from spain, from 4 clubs put one between the legs go into 3 clubs catch 2 in one hand while you throw the other grab the one between the legs with the other 2 and go back into 4.
5 Clubs:
Trying to get 5 but not having much luck. Might take me a week or 2 yet.
OTHERS:
I also do contact juggling, staff, staff,
dont do poi, if you think you saw me you must have been tripping at the time.
EDITED_BY: über seal (1095272055)
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Ha!
Low!
Mar
Tin.
I founded so I did, one of those green sticky bally round things under Konstis bed.
Im goign out to play with it now.
and 3 others.
Ha!
Low!
Mar
Tin.
I founded so I did, one of those green sticky bally round things under Konstis bed.
Im goign out to play with it now.
and 3 others.
The Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
Posted:
cool thanks.
can you bring it with you to next spitz??
please please.
cool thanks.
can you bring it with you to next spitz??
please please.
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I can brign it on friday to Bens leaving doo.
If you are not there i will
a) Ask why you are not there
and
b) give it to someone who will see you.
Oh..and i have emailed Hells Bells with an email i got, i think from a company you emailed when you were here re propellers. She has printed it off and will hand it over when you see her next.
I can brign it on friday to Bens leaving doo.
If you are not there i will
a) Ask why you are not there
and
b) give it to someone who will see you.
Oh..and i have emailed Hells Bells with an email i got, i think from a company you emailed when you were here re propellers. She has printed it off and will hand it over when you see her next.
The Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
Posted:
Cool will see you there.
why did you not email it to me?
broke my 5ball record last night. for 685-850 catches.
look out 1000 is not far off
Cool will see you there.
why did you not email it to me?
broke my 5ball record last night. for 685-850 catches.
look out 1000 is not far off
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
come on mate...you know the score..
Retard
come on mate...you know the score..
Retard
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
nice link jon
martin - i expect to see you kicking arse at bristol's 5b endurance now...
nice link jon
martin - i expect to see you kicking arse at bristol's 5b endurance now...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
The Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
Posted:
may not be going to bristol.
and i can think of lots of people that could do better
may not be going to bristol.
and i can think of lots of people that could do better
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I however, can think of someone....
that can name this music video:
Non-Https Image Link
Their name may be Cole.
But possibly not.
Mr Seal..I hope you are well and have been throwing your flouzie up alot int eh air.
Or tossing it.
Which ever word you want ot use is ...erm..useable...
and I almost forgot:
I however, can think of someone....
that can name this music video:
Non-Https Image Link
Their name may be Cole.
But possibly not.
Mr Seal..I hope you are well and have been throwing your flouzie up alot int eh air.
Or tossing it.
Which ever word you want ot use is ...erm..useable...
and I almost forgot:
The Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
Posted:
jon what has happened to the link above, cant get it to work.
and no I cant name that vid.
and I prefer to call it the art of ball manipulation.
jon what has happened to the link above, cant get it to work.
and no I cant name that vid.
and I prefer to call it the art of ball manipulation.
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
To get the link to work you have to look at the end of the address
and the art of ball manipulation?...each to their own I suppose...
To get the link to work you have to look at the end of the address
and the art of ball manipulation?...each to their own I suppose...
The Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
Posted:
hehe.
if only I was it would make the world a lot simpler to understand.
hehe.
if only I was it would make the world a lot simpler to understand.
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
THIS IS A CONSUMER WARNING!!!
UCOF AKA Urology Centre of Floriday AKA Jon has currently been sighted hijacking threads and taking them to who knows where.
If seen you should see him contact the authorities immediately. He is considered armed (with feathers) and dangerous.
THIS IS A CONSUMER WARNING!!! UCOF AKA Urology Centre of Floriday AKA Jon has currently been sighted hijacking threads and taking them to who knows where.
If seen you should see him contact the authorities immediately. He is considered armed (with feathers) and dangerous.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
YOU LIE!!
I dont have any feathers..
Those pesky ducks do though...
YOU LIE!!
I dont have any feathers..
Those pesky ducks do though...
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
ME?! LIE?!!! I haven't done a thing!!
I'm innocent I say! Innocent!
ME?! LIE?!!! I haven't done a thing!!
I'm innocent I say! Innocent!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Indeed you are innocent..
Bloody ducks though....
Indeed you are innocent..
Bloody ducks though....
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
yeah it the ducks, they'll do it to you every time.
yeah it the ducks, they'll do it to you every time. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
Miss Gidg... do you know the ducks of which we speak?
Miss Gidg... do you know the ducks of which we speak?
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Remember we have determined that I am Innocent . So I have absolutely NO idea what ducks we are speaking about
Remember we have determined that I am Innocent . So I have absolutely NO idea what ducks we are speaking about Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Read this thread again.
Or simply just up a few posts...
Read this thread again.
Or simply just up a few posts...
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Say somethign Gidg...quickly!
Say somethign Gidg...quickly!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
I remember the set of postings and all, but I'm claiming innocents in all things.
I remember the set of postings and all, but I'm claiming innocents in all things.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
We are referring to those blasted (or not as the case was) ducks in Timesplitters2 that we crucified (the game...not those bloody bloody ducks!!!) when the Monkey and the Seal were staying with me.
Please, dont get me started on the ducks.
We are referring to those blasted (or not as the case was) ducks in Timesplitters2 that we crucified (the game...not those bloody bloody ducks!!!) when the Monkey and the Seal were staying with me.
Please, dont get me started on the ducks.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
OK, I will not get you started on the ducks.
What is your opinion on Canadian Geese?
OK, I will not get you started on the ducks.
What is your opinion on Canadian Geese?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
and what about the rabbit in your headlights?
Non-Https Image Link
and what about the rabbit in your headlights?
Non-Https Image Link
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Posted:
TA DA!
I thought you would get it Cole...
Congratulations sir, you win ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!
Did you do it the cheaty cheaty way by looking at teh nameof the picture...or the proper way...which was remembering?
Either way.
TA DA!
I thought you would get it Cole...
Congratulations sir, you win ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!
Did you do it the cheaty cheaty way by looking at teh nameof the picture...or the proper way...which was remembering?
Either way.
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
i knewed what it was.
that bloke gets run over.
lots.
also happens to be one of the first thom yorke songs i ever liked.
martin, did you look at (6x,4)(0,2x) yet?
honestly, i think you'll like it...
i knewed what it was.
that bloke gets run over.
lots.
also happens to be one of the first thom yorke songs i ever liked.
martin, did you look at (6x,4)(0,2x) yet?
honestly, i think you'll like it...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
or (6x,4)(4x,6)
or (6x,4)(4x,6)
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
oh yeah...and as a media studies stundent point of view...
what do you reckon that video is about?
Could it be that you never die until you realise you are dead?
Or simply...
If you are crazy and mutter to yourself, you can get run over lots?
or..
pulling a Jesus pose and letting a car run into you is a great party trick?
oh yeah...and as a media studies stundent point of view...
what do you reckon that video is about?
Could it be that you never die until you realise you are dead?
Or simply...
If you are crazy and mutter to yourself, you can get run over lots?
or..
pulling a Jesus pose and letting a car run into you is a great party trick?
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
the last one is a classic
that song has a great quote in it about death what goes something like:
"If you’re frightened of dyin’ and you’re holding on...
You’ll see devils tearing your life away.
But, if you’ve made your peace,
Then the devils are really angels
Freeing you from the earth"
which is from from jacob's ladder which is a great movie and it was on bbc1 the other day and i taped it and watched it and it was still good
(6x,4)(4x,6) is not allowed jonnny.
you can have:
(6x,4)(4,6x)
(6x,4)(4,2x)
(6x,4)(2,4x)
and lots of others.
but not (6x,4)(4x,6).
sorry.
the last one is a classic that song has a great quote in it about death what goes something like:
"If you’re frightened of dyin’ and you’re holding on...
You’ll see devils tearing your life away.
But, if you’ve made your peace,
Then the devils are really angels
Freeing you from the earth"
which is from from jacob's ladder which is a great movie and it was on bbc1 the other day and i taped it and watched it and it was still good
(6x,4)(4x,6) is not allowed jonnny.
you can have:
(6x,4)(4,6x)
(6x,4)(4,2x)
(6x,4)(2,4x)
and lots of others.
but not (6x,4)(4x,6).
sorry.
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
What if you had three hands?
What if you had three hands?
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