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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Hey, I just thought id introduce myself... or something cool like that. obviously my name is Vicki, Ive been spinning poi since Xmas this year (and im not that good!) I was just really looking for anybody in my area.... Oxford, Swindon..... that part of the world? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
hehe... i hope your pants are clean!!! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
132 posts
Location: drifting around
not been back to swindon yet >_< im [censored] and poor and homeless
trying to figure out getting to falmouth ARGHHHH theres little time and no money
~pillhugs.and.poi~
132 posts
Location: drifting around
i took the liberty of adding yew to msn...back from sweden now so i thought id drop in an send hugs..*sends hugs an turtlewings*
how ya doing mah dear?
~pillhugs.and.poi~
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Hello!!
Thankyou so much for the entertainment over the weekend!! You could give leesons to all these girlies who want to spice up their poi-life on 'how to spin like a whore'
I'm glad I fulfilled your desire for apple-y goodness... And we're gonna have to discuss a contract for the whole Biatch thing...
Hope I see you again VERY soon! Stay happy and keep on smiling!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
132 posts
Location: drifting around
ooo i wanna know how to spin llike a whore *is curious*
~pillhugs.and.poi~
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
It's fundamentally simple...
Spin Poi, And while you're spinning, Try to turn on every man that's watching...
For more advanced moves, you have to speak to Vix, I'm afraid...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Vix has added assets that help her keep the mens attention
The fact that she is stunningly beautiful! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Yes
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Written by: Skulduggery
Vix has added assets that help her keep the mens attention
And has HUGE... um... personality
Yes, that's it...
(you're a special person, too, vix!! Not just... well you know...)
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Vix is fantabulous and I want to adopt her.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Awwww... thank you!!!
I had an amazing weekend! I even got a tan! My train journey home wasnt quite as fun tho!
Ed - You were super duper fantastic... but i need more apple! haha... and you ARE my biatch!
Skully - Happy smiley and comes with chocolate as always... the melted choc was the best!
Flashpoint - was great to see you, and i got a hug! yay!
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Hmmm...
We're gonna have to discuss a few minor points though...
Such as, what number am I? I refuse to be anything other than you're number one, I'm afraid...
In return, you shall have apple-y goodness whenever I see you...Other than that, I *suppose* you have a deal...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Weeeeellllll..... technically Nate is my number one....but when its all in the name of apple... i guess i'll see what i can do... I think we need Skully or Gayle to decide.... and you KNOW you want to be my biatch! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Well, you see...
There's a few things to consider about Nate being the number one...
He is after all Skully cast-offs... Do you really want someone who wasn't good enough for somebody else as your number one? It is quite an important position, and someone like that might let you down...
Plus, I'm older, and more experienced in the ways of the world... which also means I can buy alcohol for you...
See? us biatches in our twenties are a good investment...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
But i can buy alcohol for me.....and i dont drink!
Nate wants to pee on me
He did escort me to the ice cream van.
Ahhhhh.... this is so cruel... i need 2 number 1's
What else do you have to offer? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
He wants to Pee on you!?! I wouldn't do that, it's not polite. Not unless you asked nicely...
And I would escort you anywhere...
And I can get into clubs for lots of cj/dancing fun on a dancefloor...
I have tried and tested stamina for certain things... (such as dancing/juggling on a dancefloor
)I don't get mistaken for a girl...
ummmm....
Anything you particularly want?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Chocolate? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
I can manage chocolate...
Wait a minute, just chocolate? is that it?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
erm..... melted? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Melted?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
was lovely to meet you
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Vix.......
Nice to see youz!
Thank you very much for my random kiss on the head - it made me smile
(but much bigger than that little dude)
I hope to catch up with you again soon!
Take care
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Written by: Vixen
Nate wants to pee on me
He asked to pee on me too. Most distubing
With regards on the rules of owning biatches:
- You can have seven max.
- You can trade with other owners of better biatches if yours don't live up to promises or are just useless.
We ditched the rule about killing them.
Hmmm, moving biatches up places. Well, maybe you could have a biatch jelly wrestling contest or a tiger balm endurance test to see who's worthy of number 1.
Although, if you are the biatch that gets to number 1. just remember who you're competing against. Mister Jonny Ucof is a tough biatch to live up to.....
maybe we need a thread on bitach ownership guidelines.......
Gayle.....!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Written by: Gayle......!
- You can trade with other owners of better biatches if yours don't live up to promises or are just useless.
Well, There's the argument against Nate as number 1 right there. He doesn't live up to promises, and is just useless
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Hey Vixen. You're lovely you are.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
enthusiast
272 posts
Location: bristol, uk
lovelier than a lovely thing.
10 posts
Vixen looks best when wearing a tie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Yay!!! Zonny is here... i hope everyone is uber nice to him!
Thanks Kat - Was great meeting you.... full of giggles!
2bags - Your a super star.... but i didnt get enough hugs!
Ed... i dont know why your still arguing to be my bitch.... coz u already are... the only way you can be my number 1 tho is if i trade off Nate... that way you get promoted... and then get him back.... xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Hmmm...
I'm not contesting about BEING your biatch... I have no problem with that, seeing as you're lovely and all.
It's just the whole ranking thing...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
enthusiast
352 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Surely you coud just demote nate? (don't tell him i suggested it though) You could say it's because he didn't give in to you when you were trying to seduce him
Must say it was lovely to finally meet you, thank you for amusing me with... well with generally being you, and for showing me how to climb through a staff
Many
until next time One day i'll learn to resist gravity...
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