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Phuhzzzie Wuhzzzie the Pumpkin King


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Location: Melbourne, the new Land of Nod

Total posts: 141
Posted:Playgrounds are fun. Especially to twirl in. A little tricky at first.Lots of equipment to bounce off.At time I fall.But there's tan bark so I don't get hurt.Cheaper than a trapeeze.And more versitile.Pre set up and ready to go.______________________________I like to play with poi and staff on playground equipment! ------------------A wise man once said to me, "Hey! You! Get out of my wardrobe!" and in a way, I guess he was right.

A wise man once said to me, Hey! You! Get out of my wardrobe! and in a way, I guess he was right.

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Ade
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

Are we there yet?
Location: australia

Total posts: 1897
Posted:Standing at the top of a slippery slide and twirling is fun, and twirling in those wooden pole type cubby houses can be great too. A little bit limiting sometimes (depending on the safety rails), but much fun I agree.

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:Fear thy Midget!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Hark!" the Twirlers doth wheeze!threatening my midget, saying"Could we bum some kero pleeze?" "Yes" I say, "your request is valid,will you not," pointing to Cantus,"Toss my stumpy mate's salad?"Their eyes didst glaze over like glass,succumbing to my command, they didst getmedi-evil on dear Cantus's... VolkswagonThe stench emitted was no big delight,A cigarette misplaced,caused the smelly punanni to ignite!So here my frieds, is a cautionary tale,For when firetwirlers and poetry collide,you should just up and bail!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bill

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:In memory of SDRAM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The HoPier stood on the burning deck,Callin' his points like mad,he told all the newbies where to go,um,.. and flicked them at his ..dad?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Me

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:Requiem for a 1337 octopus.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~int(fire);var Sport (firetwirling);var Feeling (joy);begin{ if (firetwirling) = (joy) then Confest = (firetwirling) * 10; else (take.up.juggling(instead)) println("Hello twirlin' world!"); All.Your.Base(are.BelongToUs);}end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bender who doth Offendeth

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Erm Bender, what on earth are you whittering on about?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:I weally wish i knew .../breaks into uncontrolled sobbing

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Just the one that mentions me. That's all I need to know. The other two I can follow. It's just that one leaves me somewhat flustered....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:/silently slips away, carefully avoiding banana peel cleverly planted by Cantus..

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falloutboy
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

falloutboy

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Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, M...

Total posts: 433
Posted:muhahaha... someone is a computer science geek.. hehehe../takes up feotal position and plays dead for fear of being beaten with a club

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:Fate of the HaX0R~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There once was a 1337 fallout boy,Who pre-ordered an X-Box toy,Which was a silly thing to do,(The nong already had a PS2!)And was promptly run over by a Volkswagon in Fitzroy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(^_^)

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Ade
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

Are we there yet?
Location: australia

Total posts: 1897
Posted:Righto then - what's a 1337?

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falloutboy
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

falloutboy

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Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, M...

Total posts: 433
Posted:oh man... i was already scared of Volkswagon drivers.. ------------------------------------"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc. 1989<<Please do not feed the smurfs>>

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Ade, 1337 = Leet. It appears to be some idiotic computer language that swaps symbols and other letters for normal letters. So gimboids like Bender can chat to their friends (real or imaginary) and other people can't understand it. Only it's really simple to work out what it says. So I can't really see the point.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Ade
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

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Location: australia

Total posts: 1897
Posted:Thanks Cantus!<slaps head, thinking of course 1337 = elite>aha, no wonder I didn't get it - I'm not part of the "superacheivers who dominate the computer elite" (www.1337.org.uk/) establishment.

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:Ode to Ade~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ade, Ade, altough facisticated,comes from Adelaide.Ade, Ade, thought pois to be too safe,so juggles triple granade.Ade, Ade, when seen from profile,kinda looks like David Spade.Ade, Ade, got trolleyed by a Volkswagon,No more Ade, I'm afraid.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Live Aid for Ade

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:To Borat or to not to Borat..~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There once was a reporter from Khazakstan,Who is 'angin wif da massive in Englan',He 'as skinned up truly,Like me missus Julie,An ended up hit by a Volkswagon.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Boyakusha!

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Ade
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

Are we there yet?
Location: australia

Total posts: 1897
Posted:Nice one bender - you really do have a thing for volkswagons don't you.....
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There once was a boy from melburne,Who thought he'd go for a burn,Into his veedub he did get,and picked his target, Never knowing which way would he turn.
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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:The art of writing poetry is a tricky craft at best,And it seems of late, on Home of Poi, It's been put to the test.Young Bender (an Offender) came rushing to the fore, With ill thought jokes that caused some folks to scurry for the door,When asked what he was on about, he pretended not to know,but returned instead with more rhymes dread, his rotten poems flow.His wordings rend and chew and mash the English tongue severely.If someone strangled the little sod, I'd really love them dearly....
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"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Rhymes improbable,& at some points rudeCan cause offense& make spinners seem crudeBut fear not, my friendsHe is an Offender who Bends& can twist words into something quite magical...*puts on "playschool" kids story reading voice*And the little Offender strained and strained until he brought forth a Volkswagon so beautiful, that all around stopped and stared, ooohed and aaahed....*returns to normal-ish voice*The Bender stopped, then he smiledAnd to the crowd he said"My rhyming is done,Now children, to bed"But out of the shadowsFour rhymers stood forth& with the power of their words They turned south into northMagical Bender was squashed now, like a bug underfoot& the crowd they had turned, without a backward look*puts on "playschool" kids story reading voice*The little offender sat down on the pavement with his head in his hands. The Volkswagon, that had seemed so bright, was now a horrible shade of poo-brown.*returns to normal-ish voice*& Cantus, Fallout, Rozi & AdeQuietly crept, on tip-toes, till they were far awayFor the rhyming was ended and all was at peace'Cept for poor broken Bender & a loud flock of Geese.R.*wonders whether drug dosage is high enough*[This message has been edited by Rozi (edited 28 March 2002).]

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Bender is very quiet this afternoon (clever Cantus working in Australia time so as not to confuse the foreigners). I'm wondering if someone actualy strangled him.....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Or maybe he got hit by a volkswagon
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It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Glåss
DIAMOND Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:Aah,mr offender, Theres nothing like good poetry...

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:Ah geeze i didn't realise there were replies to me last post here 'till i linked to it a few nanoseconds ago! sweet!

impromptu poems are really sweet,
Throwing dwarves is really neat,
But what would hurt is a minibus
hyperdermincally injected in my pancreas.

ouch. ouch ouch. (x2)



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Aenima (1996)
Pushit

[Because Maynard has this habit of changing words and of mixing words
together here and there (from Prison Sex: 'release in sodomy' vs. 'release
inside of me'), the indeterminate 'Push It on me' vs. 'Shit on me' has
been resolved: 'PuShit.' Clever. You know what's really clever? Dr
Teeth (kayc@vax1.mankato.msus.edu) thought of that BEFORE we knew the song
title was only one word.]

I will choke until I swallow...
Choke this infant here before me.
What is this but my reflection?
Who am I to judge and strike you down?

But you're
Pushing and shoving me.
You still love me and you pushit on me.

Rest your trigger on my finger,
bang my head upon the fault line.
Take care not to make me enter.
'cause if I do we both may disappear.

..no wait..


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