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Another discussion title got me thinking....Being that I'm studying theology I was just kinda wondering - If you could ask God one quetion what would it be? I know, odd question, but once again, Just curious!e*
Another discussion title got me thinking....Being that I'm studying theology I was just kinda wondering - If you could ask God one quetion what would it be? I know, odd question, but once again, Just curious!e*
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Cantus - Ironic: "I suppose when you're _devine_ you don't have to worry too much about your spelling either..."heh heh
Maybe he's a haxxor/raver 
Cantus - Ironic: "I suppose when you're _devine_ you don't have to worry too much about your spelling either..."heh heh
Maybe he's a haxxor/raver Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut
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He called Ade a "dumb kid" and she's older than me.....
He called Ade a "dumb kid" and she's older than me.....
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eh? What's that you say, speak up sonny, I can't hear you...Yeah, that's probably what I'd ask god next :eh? What did you say?Then drone on and on and on and on about the good old days, when you could talk about sparkly poi, and everyone knew it was a joke, you could burn kevlar wicks that lasted three hours with no overnight soaking.......
eh? What's that you say, speak up sonny, I can't hear you...
Yeah, that's probably what I'd ask god next :eh? What did you say?Then drone on and on and on and on about the good old days, when you could talk about sparkly poi, and everyone knew it was a joke, you could burn kevlar wicks that lasted three hours with no overnight soaking....... SILVER Member
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I couldn't decide if you were 30 or 31 so i simply went for older than me.
I couldn't decide if you were 30 or 31 so i simply went for older than me.
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Oh, good one
, 31 on April Fools Day - and that's no joke 
Oh, good one
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Wow! God told me to do my own essay and I did! Maybe I'm becoming religious...
Wow! God told me to do my own essay and I did! Maybe I'm becoming religious...
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Actually, If we're all going to Hell for this thread anyway I was wondering what I would ask the Devil if I had only one question.I think it would be: "Got a light?" oh wait thats dumb, of course he's got a light.*smacks himself on the head*Ok then my question would be: "Why does god think im a kid?"[This message has been edited by Corporal Flame (edited 19 March 2002).]
Actually, If we're all going to Hell for this thread anyway I was wondering what I would ask the Devil if I had only one question.I think it would be: "Got a light?" oh wait thats dumb, of course he's got a light.*smacks himself on the head*Ok then my question would be: "Why does god think im a kid?"[This message has been edited by Corporal Flame (edited 19 March 2002).]
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Ask the devil ???? hmmm...i'll ask him if he believes in god
Ask the devil ???? hmmm...i'll ask him if he believes in god
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as far as asking jesus christ something...i wouldnt ask anything...i would just look at him and say ''liar''.as far as the devil....where can i find princess di?------------------'' not all who wander are lost'' J.R.R. Tolkien'' its better to burn out...then to fade away'' Def Leppard
as far as asking jesus christ something...i wouldnt ask anything...i would just look at him and say ''liar''.as far as the devil....where can i find princess di?------------------'' not all who wander are lost'' J.R.R. Tolkien'' its better to burn out...then to fade away'' Def Leppard
its to dying in anothers arms and why i had to try it......
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Can you show me how to do a BHB 5-beat weave?-Gabriel
Can you show me how to do a BHB 5-beat weave?-Gabriel
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What are you thinking?
What are you thinking?
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If i going to ask the devil a question, it would probably be soemthing along the lines of........"are you happy"i was just thinking about it. Now Lucifer brought a war against god for whatever reason, i was wondering if he is a happy little beelzebub torturing all those people down in hell. Or is he just doing that coz he is an unhappy little panda.CheersDave
If i going to ask the devil a question, it would probably be soemthing along the lines of........"are you happy"i was just thinking about it. Now Lucifer brought a war against god for whatever reason, i was wondering if he is a happy little beelzebub torturing all those people down in hell. Or is he just doing that coz he is an unhappy little panda.CheersDave
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Hey Black Unicorn I am intrigued aboot if your opinion of jesus being a liar is a particular reference to something or a general comment. I'm not religious or anything..*bursts out laughing*.. I'm just interested.
Hey Black Unicorn I am intrigued aboot if your opinion of jesus being a liar is a particular reference to something or a general comment. I'm not religious or anything..*bursts out laughing*.. I'm just interested.
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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
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why do train tickets cost so much
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why do train tickets cost so much
? Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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Why does butterd bread always land face down?Why does the label always tear when you think its gona come off?But on a more serious note:Why does shit always happen to the nicest people?Why is love so painful when its supposed to be the best thing?Why do you let people suffer?Sheesh, sorry guys, got a bit intense there :0Peace Out,Loleena xXxXx
Why does butterd bread always land face down?Why does the label always tear when you think its gona come off?But on a more serious note:Why does shit always happen to the nicest people?Why is love so painful when its supposed to be the best thing?Why do you let people suffer?Sheesh, sorry guys, got a bit intense there :0Peace Out,Loleena xXxXx
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Where exactly is Dorset?
Where exactly is Dorset?
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Why the heck can't we FLY??orWHY CANT I BE AN ELF IF I WANNA BE ONE?orWhy arent dinosaurs mentioned on the bible if it starts on the creation of the world?orIf only one couple of each species was allowed in the ark, how did mosquitoes and other insects survive? They only live for 24 hours or something like that, right? And I dont think they were allowed to REPRODUCE inside the ark right?heheheeejust kiddinif I start questioning the bible I'll stay here till next centurycheersplastikgirl------------------tr0uble is my middle name[This message has been edited by plastik (edited 20 March 2002).]
Why the heck can't we FLY??orWHY CANT I BE AN ELF IF I WANNA BE ONE?orWhy arent dinosaurs mentioned on the bible if it starts on the creation of the world?orIf only one couple of each species was allowed in the ark, how did mosquitoes and other insects survive? They only live for 24 hours or something like that, right? And I dont think they were allowed to REPRODUCE inside the ark right?heheheeejust kiddinif I start questioning the bible I'll stay here till next centurycheers
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Who really killed Laura Palmer?was it Colonel Mustard in the study with the letter opener?oops that's 3 questions!
Who really killed Laura Palmer?was it Colonel Mustard in the study with the letter opener?oops that's 3 questions!
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its ok bender, ive asked him like 10 q's i only got one answer tho..p.l.u.r.r.Xtrem
its ok bender, ive asked him like 10 q's i only got one answer tho..
p.l.u.r.r.Xtrem Peace Luv Uni-t Respect Responsa-what?!?! Xtrem
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Do you have a map?
Do you have a map?
Geologists do it in the dirt................
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Why am I awake at this ungodly hour hoping that a cute girl might phone me?
Why am I awake at this ungodly hour hoping that a cute girl might phone me?
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Why am I stuck at school miles from a functioning telephone?
Why am I stuck at school miles from a functioning telephone?
Geologists do it in the dirt................
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Behave!
Behave!
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oops! ........ *scuttles off looking sheepish*On a more ON Topic note........I if I saw God I would have to ask the obvious..."does this mean I'm dead then?"[This message has been edited by Ros (edited 21 March 2002).]
oops! ........ *scuttles off looking sheepish*On a more ON Topic note........I if I saw God I would have to ask the obvious..."does this mean I'm dead then?"[This message has been edited by Ros (edited 21 March 2002).]
Geologists do it in the dirt................
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When did Dom get so grumpy?Whatever happened to Alternativa?
When did Dom get so grumpy?Whatever happened to Alternativa?
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Laura Palmer was killed by Bob. Bob was a one of Laura's uncle's multiple personalities. But a shade of him also lurks in the dark side of everyone's personalities.Or something.It's David Lynch. You're not meant to get it.Have you seen Mulholland Drive? I understood it 'til they opened the box.......
Laura Palmer was killed by Bob. Bob was a one of Laura's uncle's multiple personalities. But a shade of him also lurks in the dark side of everyone's personalities.Or something.It's David Lynch. You're not meant to get it.Have you seen Mulholland Drive? I understood it 'til they opened the box.......
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I ain't grumpy! Only around other people, anyway.And I've got Alternativa trapped in a little box. He likes it there.
I ain't grumpy! Only around other people, anyway.And I've got Alternativa trapped in a little box. He likes it there.
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I have the ultimate question......Why oh WHY do passport photo's always look so bad??
I have the ultimate question......Why oh WHY do passport photo's always look so bad??
Geologists do it in the dirt................
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If I could ask him/her? one thing:Would you please make a wick thats free to use, doesnt pollute the air, doesnt need fuel and will last forever? That would be really cool of you. hehehe-=Kender=----------------Put your frustrations into four-letter words and let them all come out. - Incubus[This message has been edited by Kender (edited 24 March 2002).]
If I could ask him/her? one thing:Would you please make a wick thats free to use, doesnt pollute the air, doesnt need fuel and will last forever? That would be really cool of you. hehehe-=Kender=----------------Put your frustrations into four-letter words and let them all come out. - Incubus[This message has been edited by Kender (edited 24 March 2002).]
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