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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Sister ElevenGOLD Member
owner of the group property
1,277 posts
Location: Seattle, WA, USA


Posted:
"Koenigsberg" is an accepted orthography where "" is unavailable or, as the case may be, inconvenient.

p|.q|r:|::s|.s|s:|:.s|q.|:p|s.|.p|s


SpinnerofDetroitGOLD Member
All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
2,280 posts
Location: Trenton, MI, USA


Posted:
Tis true. When an "umlauted" letter may not be available or less convenient, a letter such as =oe, and is always at all times acceptable, though it is easier to read it with the umlaut.

The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Debatable, especially in the instance of a proper noun.

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm sober and I don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about, so you're beating me!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FugeeBRONZE Member
Cooler than bubblegum!
2,501 posts
Location: Dallas, Texas, USA


Posted:
Rougie--->spank<---Refuge grin

The popcorn extends life... The popcorn expands consciousness...


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
i love it that the one on the left has a smile on its face laugh3

and I'm not drunk. should be... but I;m not...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I ubblove coaching meetings.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ilylizardBRONZE Member
stranger
4 posts
Location: New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Spinning at a party tonight actually. beerchug
But don't worry, no fire is involved. grin

meowbzzzt


Psykosisnewbie
31 posts

Posted:
Im gona have a spin in the back garden later, i have 3 bottles of westons and uggly betty to keep me entatained untill it gets dark. : )

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*wanders in, cracks open a beer*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
follows FRD, drops drugged popcorn in hisbeer

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Psykosisnewbie
31 posts

Posted:
Humm drug coated popcorn, ill have the top quaility base coated popcorn please.

Shouldnt be long before the shrooms are out. Mabey you could dice um fresh add honey and toffe popcorn and ude be trippin your titties of b4 u know it. : )

Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
*Hands psykosis a mushroom coated bag of popcorn*

Wait... I have titties...?

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Dudes... I got so drunk on saturday night that I've lost my voice. Sucks balls.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Psykosisnewbie
31 posts

Posted:
Originally Posted By: Ascilith*Hands psykosis a mushroom coated bag of popcorn*

Wait... I have titties...?

*wonders if there is any base lost in and dowwn between the 'titties'*

smirk

I have a Tounge!!

WoodlandAppleBRONZE Member
addict
474 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
messy night. Our pool is filled with furniture, our oven door was found in the pond. There are condoms in my bed and out toilet is covered in foam. and Nerf darts are everywhere.

Better clean it up before I sober up.

sticks and stones my break my bones, but ski patrol will save me.


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Any chance of an invite to your next party?? grin

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


WoodlandAppleBRONZE Member
addict
474 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
we followed up with a clean up party. Shoulda come. probably made it worse hey. There are about 3 cases of empties floating in the pool now. I found the remotes in the aircon ducts but.

Singe marks on the carpet from where I think I was twirling. The fire blanket is open and the estinguisher is empty. so either I set fire to censored or they were part of the nerf war. either way epic night.

cant wait for the photos to start being uploaded onto facebook.

Happy birthday Lachie.

sticks and stones my break my bones, but ski patrol will save me.


FelexSILVER Member
Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
268 posts
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom


Posted:
Guess after my last post I am.

LeliannaBRONZE Member
DAO Queen
42 posts
Location: Harwich, Essex, United Kingdom


Posted:
rolleyes

FOR THE GREY WARDENS!!!


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Originally Posted By: FelexGuess after my last post I am.

Then why are you posting here? This is for if you are not drunk.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


FelexSILVER Member
Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
268 posts
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom


Posted:
Im not now grin

Zephyre PhoenixFamiliar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
1,264 posts
Location: Lawrence, KS


Posted:
I'm not drunk... Damn...

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Im not drunk....still from last nighht.
Not me, the one in a lecture.

Lost my bike last night. grin grin hug

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


JamethGOLD Member
enthusiast
378 posts
Location: NSW, Australia


Posted:
I've only had ti martwonis...

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
The success of this thread still makes me smile.

Especially after a large amount of Belgian beer and French wine.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
hooray! im pretty sure i made a post about belgian beer some time, if i didnt i should mention that bruges is awesome.

there is a bar with over 400 beers, which (insignificantly) does awesome food too, but when a friend of ours went there his girlfriend asked for a beer like carona, and the barman gave her a glass of water. laugh3 awesome.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Smurf24029GOLD Member
Poi Master Smurf
343 posts
Location: Tacoma, Washington, USA


Posted:
I had fancy Belgian Style Wheat Ale recently XD Super tasty.

Fly High
Spin Hard
Don't Stop


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:

Originally Posted By: Mr Majestikwhen a friend of ours went there his girlfriend asked for a beer like carona, and the barman gave her a glass of water. laugh3 awesome.

Awesome bartender!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


thirteenBRONZE Member
The Death Card
195 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN USA


Posted:
you know you spin too much poi when you're jamming to some tunes at a club swinging your drink back and forth and you start to think in pendulums...

The dawn has come
And the wine will run
And the song must be sung
And the flowers are melting
In the sun


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