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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Total posts: 13215
Posted:i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:My friend told me I was totally wasted last night, but I can't remember... In fact I can' t remember anything about last night biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 716
Posted:Im not drunk.... not at all.

Thats why im at reading HoP at 4:45am wishing i had some dpliff so i could get to sleep.

On the pluss side ive just been playing bowling on my mates Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and its quite fun after the pub. And here was me thinking computer gams were rubbish!


"Don't do it naked!"

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:argh. 3.15 and DEFINITELY completely wasted. Anything else but admitting it would just be silly...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i think i'v given up drinkin confused i've been on the wagon 4 days now........................i don't really miss it.....................wonder how long i can stay off it??? frown

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:omg! It's been more than a month since Rougie posted in here. What happened to her? Is she ill? eek biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

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Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:*chuckle*

the 1st post I find that I *have* to reply to... and it's in reference to rougie's level of drunkenness!!! ubblol

she's been in japan, mate... and while the booze is cheap (insanely cheap, actually!! eek), the opportunities to drink it have been far fewer than usual...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Actually, I had a very big one 2 weekends ago...

Partying with ex-pats = returning to the hostel at 8 in the morning, walking in a wonky line because you're still pissed.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:Banzai !!! Sake!!! biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Sake Sake... $5!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:me get dlunk long time biggrin
Soooo...; what can I get for 10 dolla ?


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:The entire padi field... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out

Total posts: 1508
Posted:Im very not drunk, just had a lecture about fire precautions within wall cavities.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Me! I'm not drunk!

NO wait... I am!

Go me! I [censored] rawk!


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:hrm, i woke up in the main arena at 6am at the circus festival. i think i had my alcohol spiked with alcohol ubblol

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

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Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said NO, NO, NO biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:rehab is for people with a problem...I don't have a problem - I don't go to rehab wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:Help the Drunk get Home



I really suck at this.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Posted:90 meters i gots with this one biggrin

I seen this before... mmmm somewere in my msn history i'll find my score but i think it was 97 or 93...


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

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Total posts: 7193
Posted:well the wagons gone off and left meubblol this is the first time in 10 days i've had a drink

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Posted:Wheeeee i found it in that history with StainedWhisper, damm 5 months of chat... ok it's not that big but to find something is not easy but i found it biggrin... I was wrong though it was 94m biggrin brings back memories reading that.... oi!! anyway i'm actualy drunk at the moment lol... oh does that mean i cant post here?

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Stained_Whisper
GOLD Member since Dec 2006

Stained_Whisper

Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
Location: south africa

Total posts: 161
Posted:hahahaha Gosh i remember the good old days.... that game took about three days of my life.... lol

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Posted:They may yet return... those good old days...

but yeah i almost got fired because i spent to much time talking to friends and not working


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Stained_Whisper
GOLD Member since Dec 2006

Stained_Whisper

Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
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Total posts: 161
Posted:yeah i intend them too!!!!!!!!!! i CANNOT survive without chaos lol.

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Posted:Hehe yeah and chaos 'twas hey

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Posted:not on a thursday, no sir ubbangel

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:I was drinking at work last night. But not drunk. My boss just gave me a stiff drink so I'd calm down and not snap! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

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Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I'm not drunk, i'm plashtered...

smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

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Location: New York

Total posts: 3354
Posted:i'm not plashterd i'm pissed biggrin

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rainbowgirl


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Posted:im genuinely not drunk, or stoned or even hungover, but this is the first time since last wednesday!

Technically i have been drunk all month as that was march 1st!

so now im confused - should i be posting here? and do i care? That game is great though, and is making me think of that game with the penguins - a polar bear whacks em with a baseball bat and the go flying (or skidding) away.

Damn computer games, im meant to be studying!


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"To alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all of lifes problems!"

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:It's St Pat's Day.

Why aren't I horribly drunk? frown


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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