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Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
rightyo. in this thread im starting a story. someone starts off with a line, and then the next person comes in and adds their bit to the story. be it a word, a line, or a sentance. coolies? let us see how the story unfolds... eek

Once upon a time not so long ago, in a house just down the street, there lived...

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
find them so they can come find this magical all-knowing octopus too!!"

And with that he dove off the cliff.

UVBubblesSILVER Member
Member
15 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Meanwhile, back in the bat-cave..

SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
Alfred was modifying the batmobile when suddenly...

Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
the riddler came in and threw a little bat at him!!!! Alfred promptly grabbed the bat and threw it back at him in which it exploded into a moutain of sakura-moon confetti ( the shiny ppink and black kind)

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
... but the confetti had razor sharp edges and proptly shredded up the riddler's skin and left him as a pile of blood, bones and cartillage. after alfred cleaned up the mess he...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
went to find master dick so that they could all have tea and biscuits. They all enjoyed biscuits. Then robin went ice skating, but he fell thru the ice!
So Flame boy, alfred and batman ate all his biscuits. then flameboy said lets go skating, and they did... (remember... life is loud.. play safe.)...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
and afterwards they went round to ride on the fluffy sheep in the farm because flame boy liked sheep and...

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
they aet the God of sheep, Sir_sheep who...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
...screamed with laughter as he was eaten, as he seemed to have a fetish for that kind of thing. when they had all finished dining on Sir_sheep, they decided that tehy must find Bob again, so the Flame boy could get stoned again. they found Bob...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
sitting in a pool of his own dejection. When FB approached, he immediatley brightened up... FB reached an instant high and said...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
..."Woah Bob, don't do that to me, well, you can, but warn me first. tongue" FB then passed out and had to be carried home by Bob, causeing him to get even more wrecked on the way home. When Bob got the FB's front door...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
...the story suddenly took off on a tangent that nobody had ever seen coming! wow, what happened said.....

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
Biccardo Conquistidor El`Destroyerio... Biccardo looked around the dungeon to find the hidden treasure, he found the dragon and jammed his sword thr-

(zooms out to four boys sitting around a D&D board)

"i'm the DM! you can't just SLAY THE DRAGON that easily! you CHEATED!"

"(player of biccardo) shutup sissy face! i came, i saw, and i B*TCH SLAPPED that dragon and sent him packin!"

just then a mysterious figure walked into the room ... and said

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


SilvurBRONZE Member
sumthin sumin smmnm....
372 posts
Location: home sweet home, USA


Posted:
at the top of his lungs,

"THOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" and with that he held up a long white staff an-

(cut to fear and loathing, desert scene)

"Bats! Bats, I say," as he waves around a flyswatter

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
But the flys stole the flyswat and chased him and beat him up and took his wallet. HE the said...

(who r we talking about?)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
... he being the narrator, said, "and now back to our main story...."

Bob tried to get through FB's front door, but then realised he couldn't use FB's key, as he had no arm's, so he decided to sit in FB's pocket and get him much higher than he'd ever been before...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
FBs head promptlywent into overload. He wandered around the world untill he ended up in jersy outside a convenience store. Outside was Jay and Silent Bob, who said.....

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
"F**k f**k F**k" and then went into their rap. FB was frightened by this as he was actually seeing 2 demons rapping, and promptly curled up in a corner. Jay and Silent Bob then came over and...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
started laughing at him. realising that FB ws really deep into a screwed up bad trip, they took him to a motel, dumped him in a bathtub, filled it with ice and...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
gave him a spoon, which he then proceeded to eat the ice with, until he...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
got brain freeze and passed out. he awoke to...

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
He looked around and saw that he was in an elven bed of some sort, he looked up and saw gandalf standing above him laughing..... then everything started to move in slow motion..... then gimli came in and started laughing(in slow motion), then two other hobbits(merry and pippin) came in and started jumpin on him... then aragorn came in and started laughing in slow motion....... then legolas came in and started laughing in slow motion, and lastly... sam came in and started laughing (in slow motion still) ...everything was bright and even agent smith elf started laughing...

....at this point, he knew he was trippin BAWLZ.......

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
then neo elf turned around and said, "well what is it? the red pill, or the blue pill?" and because FB was tripping to took both, and was cloned, with one clone being all evil, and the other clone being all good, and with FB still tripping sat in the middle...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
then the ground opened up and they all fell down the rabbit hole. FB was tripping off his t!ts right now and so the rabbit hole trip just finished him off. When they got to the bottom...

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
FB landed in a black room with not much light, and got splashed with water to sober him up. then when he was finally sober, Bob came wandering back and go him stoned again...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
biggrin This is now such a stoner thread :spliffsmiley:

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
dude, i'm going to falmouth, what do you expect? tongue ubblol

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
ubblol Hope u have fun. I can't go.. but thts probs bcos i cant be arsed.

anywho... bob, in an attempt to make new friends, made himself twice as bright...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*pokes FRD in the ribs*

you have to come tongue you'll miss out

--------------------------------

as the light from Bob shone out of the one door in the room, sparkey the sparkey wandered in, and saw FB out of his face, and wanted some of what he was on. Later that day, after sparkey the sparkey learnt how to get high off light...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
mate, school ends in 13 days. Falmouth is in 14, i think. I can't get my sh!t together in one day. Plus, its bleedin ages away (not as far as u, but ur on a mini bus with a bunch of cool HoPpers.)
*pokes havokist back*

He spent three hours looking at the sun. He had done it. He had reached a high that no man had reached b4, he was really trippin out, so..

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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