UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:If you had to buy the Queen of England a christmas present, what would it be and why?

lets try and avoid the obvious: poi, staff, etc

I think i would buy her a phat pair of Nike trainers as i dont like the ones she usally wears.


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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:i'd buy her a wet plastic fish, for her to slap about her pretentious wan[censored]er son prince charles in the face with

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:i'd buy her an enrollment into a full-impact self-defense program cause it'd be funny to watch a prim and proper old woman kick some ass while screaming "NO! Back off mother[censored]!!!"



**giggles**


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*thinks* an official document saying australia voted to be a republic!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:a stamp with MY face on it for a damn change ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Kyrian
Dreamer
Location: York, England
Member Since: 15th Mar 2002
Total posts: 4308
Posted:i would buy her a set of novelty condoms.

i don't know why.

it just sounds like fun.


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:liking this question i asked my parents:

dad: a corgi skin rug

mum: a world vision sponsered child cos she'd rather one of them than charles as king


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:i'd buy her a gough whitlam tshirt. ubbtickled ubbtickled ubbrollsmile

(for those who don't know - gough was the aussie prime minister back in the early 70s & was behind the 'it's time' aussie republic push!) ubbtickled

weavesmiley


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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DeepSoulSheep
DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:I'd buy her a snowboard, so she can go snowboarding. ubbrollsmile

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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coleman
coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:Quote:
dad: a corgi skin rug



i think princess anne beat your dad to it ubblol

corgi vs english bull terrier

next year the queens goldfish is set to challenge prince phillip's budgie in what is already being hailed as the royal christmas pet fight of the century...

back on topic - i'd give the queen some more seeds... ubbangel


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:I'd get her a pair of stout working boots and a job application form so she can earn back some of the money she owes in taxes. rolleyes

Also dome Dame Edna specs to brighten her up a bit. kiss


Peace. XxX


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:Hmmm....what about a pet rock.....a pink one from me and Pink..

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Narr
Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
Total posts: 2568
Posted:a bouncie castle D:

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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originalsmit
originalsmit

addict
Location: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
Member Since: 28th Aug 2003
Total posts: 469
Posted:id buy her a big fat cup of magic mushroom tea, i think that would do the job nicely she might not be so normal if the carpet starts to move and flow like water
and a bag to put over her head


my original signature was tooo long.
this one is shorter

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:yup i agree with Gnorc about the Pink rock. biggrin

Brilliant idea. I'm sure she'd love it and treasure it forever - i mean who wouldn't it's a pink rock ubbangel

ubblove


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:but then again Alice,

it IS a pink rock

ubblol


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dj_goose
dj_goose

Sunburnt Bournda Beach Bum
Location: A Melbourne boy through and th...
Member Since: 25th Apr 2003
Total posts: 157
Posted:i don't think i could go past giving the queen a coffee perculator, coz i mean, [censored], how much tea can one drink before it starts to loose its appeal, that and a large bottle brandy or some other strong as liquor that she can spike her coffee with

cheeers beerchug


Look to the moon, look to the stars, and if you still can't find happyness...find a bar!!!

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