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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
Good Evening Mr Coalman, I hope we are well.

I'm still confused by both the straight arm 5 beat and the issue of my own identity. It's enough to make my head hurt, whoever it's owner is.

"Thats very confusing"


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
So Mr Coleman, will you be posting an intro for Mysterio Lord of Confusion now that everyone knows it's you?


UCOF, I hope you weren't including me in your list of HoPers that have 2 login names. I, for one, certainly do not have 2 names.

Pah. The very though of it!

Meh


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hello mr c@ntus welcome to the pad and all that.

sorry but i have to insist that i still believe mysterio to be someone other than myself. doing an intro for someone else would be plain rude (unless you are dom or cass).

i reckon i've got a pretty good case for not being a schitzo seein as mysterio still can't do that straight arm 5bt thing and i can't do the butterfly weave thing he was doing with his doubles on tuesday night.

i'll have to give it to him - i was completely confused.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Mysterio - Lord Of Confusionmember
65 posts
Location: I came from somewhere of this I am sure probably


Posted:
Well that was the point wasn't it

Oh, and while I'm here

quote:
Originally posted by Coleman
i think i like sticks now seriously looking forward to my very own 5 1/2'ers!
bloody long-armed one-up-man-shipping bigger sticking bully mutter grumble

"Thats very confusing"


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
After al the time i spent starting rumours that you're Mysterio?

hardly seems fair.


Butterfly weave w/ doubles? Sounds interesting.

I've just about perfected a split time pinwheel butterfly with doubles. Trying to do it without any fingerspins.

Only short stubby electroglo staffs though - like you borrowed at Clapham Mysterio

Meh


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ok bam bam..will do..


dum dee dum
la la la la
doobie doobie doo

finsihed...oi..who are you? gimmie my bob marley bifta back!


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and put some decent clothes on..

ohhh....look who has chosen to come into your house..

its...dun-dun-daa!

the king and queen of england and timmy mallet!


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you lucky lucky person you!

[ 29. March 2003, 12:07: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
No. It's HRH the Queen and Prince Phillip. He is not now, nor has ever been, the king.


The last King was George the mumble mumble...


*tiptoes away*

Meh


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i changed my mind.

can i be mysterio again please...?

anyway, if it was bammy there'd be a whole lot more gutter jive talking from the lord of confusion...
i'd do a far better job...

*starts mumbling off with c@ntus*

*runs back and bows to royalty before yoinking both the spliff from the good lad on the chair and the fluffy mallet from tim*

*wanders off in real life to the call of a chilm and vows never to post drunk again...*

* * * realises there are far too many stars * * *

[ 29. March 2003, 15:00: Message edited by: coleman ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay! got my glasto tickets @ 9:15 this morning

cannee wait! and two of my friends returned from india @ the weekend which was lovely.
they brought me a *gorgeous* chilm back too


!!! DAILY(ish) ORANGE POI UPDATE!!!

john's got them
not for long though...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*runs in, does a happy dance cos peeps have got Glasto tickets too, runs out*

*runs back in cos forgot something*

Mr Cole, Sir. Will you be partaking in college ce soir?

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
unfortunately miss bells, i will.

see you there

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ohhh tis a hard afternoon at work...made all the better by lunch though

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
more s for bammy i think.

only 20 minutes and i get to leave work and go to school

i think i'll have a on the way there

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
two posts in a row, which i *never do* normally but this is just too cool:

WHAT NOT TO END UP LIKE WHEN SPINNING FIRE:



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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Hook's baneWill bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland


Posted:
Did you forget to put your clocks forwards this weekend Coleman?

...tick tick tick....


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
sorry...heres the bifta i was asked ot make up...

*cracks open the instabifta box again and re reads the instructions*

ahhh...i can help with that mate...

right lets read the instabifta instructions:
thanks for buying the instabifta 2000. in this pack, you will find:

one eigth of finest grade skunk
one extra long rizla slim
one inch long peice of card to create roach
one cigerette
one pokey thingy
one fire creating implement

step one. roll card into a tight tube.

step two. tuck flap w43 into slot g93 making sure that the fe2 and fp9 sections are interweaved with flaps k38 and vq8

step3. whilst keeping hold of side a8b3 and l6b, grip flap yt8 and ow9 between your teeth

step 4. do a silly dance

step 5. usinsg the pokey thingy poke the other thingy down.

step 6. put one finger in your ear and the other in your nose and make a loud farting noise

step 7. MOISTen flap js84 and place on flaps nr4 and yp8

step 8. using thumb and fore finger, twist the end of the instabifta tightly.

step 9. using the fire creating implement create fire at the twisted end of the instabifta whilst inhaling.

step 10. there is no step 10


bosh....there you go...thats yours i think mate.

MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Right then. Here I am
No random insults
B**tard Mon*ey Fi*h
Ooops
Its sunny so outside I go
Well done this morning amigo - 3hrs sleep is plenty I say
Sketchy just came back here at lunch with his "It's all gone wrong face" and retired strait to the bedroom.
Strate Straight strait.
Who knows.
OK then. C U 2nite

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Gives Moohaahaa a sky wink

*Ping*

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
sunny you say eh johnny? no window here so i can't tell
anyway, you enjoy yourself on the common and i'll try to not make you too jealous tonight when i regale you with highlights of my day @ the office.

i'm actually delaying lunch as long as possible today cos although the morning has gone fine, i know i'm just teetering on the edge btween 'okay i guess' and 'i feel like utter shite and am about to fall into a deep and uncontrollable slumber'.


*starts praying that bam has with her*


edit: ah, impeccable timing miss f - pong!

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
You shall be taken care of at 2pm honey.......

oppss sorry I mean

Bammers

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
You shall be taken care of at 2pm honey.......

oppss sorry I mean

Bammers

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH to you gorgeous

SHINE ON
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
woohoo! summer is on its way back to london... and that means cass can't be too far behind

page 6 is turning out to be a right girlie page. gonna have to start tidying up if this goes on much longer.



[one of each for the two above ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cor thanks Coleman.

Happy days me hopes

BamBam

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Arr, DSS walks in scratching himself and burping loudly to restore some testosterone to the Coleroom. Arr.

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Kat wafts incense stick and quickly exits smelly thread

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Whoops sorry.

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Coleman you have a cornflake stuck to your cheek.

Did you fall asleep at the breakfast table again?

Meh


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*QUING!*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


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