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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
twasn't me sir youcough.



i was by myself indoors wiping the tears from my cheeks having not been invited to any psytrance parties in pubs frown



that's probably why it wasn't me tongue wink



in fact, i haven't been near your cathedral city for years (i think the last time was when i visited for the uni open day in 1997!).



but yes, i must visit youse all soon and come to your spiffing juggling club too as i somehow neglected to go to one when i was studying.



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and give these to those other two little munkees for me pleez: hug hug

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug hug hug

yeah you'll have to come and visit soon otherwise you might not see mr moohaahaa for a while. i've taken him hostage and am holding a ransom auction. what will you give me for him? tongue wink

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
what's he worth to ya is the better question miss sunbeam? ubbangel tongue

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
more than anyone could possibly ever imagine my dear

ubblove

biggrin

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
How about 5p and a spliff? wink

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

not on your nelly sunshine biggrin

tongue

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
your hat is sooo cute cole... and your eyore mitteny thingos... I believe we will get on just fine me and you yip. ubbtickled

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
Quote:



a much better plan is to get wicked jugglers and spinners to come stay at your house and while they're there, make them teach you anything you can't already do.
i think you sussed that technique already though! wink




morning cole.

can i come visit on saturday? wink

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Quote:


a much better plan is to get wicked jugglers and spinners to come stay at your house and while they're there, make them teach you anything you can't already do.
i think you sussed that technique already though! wink




right then..
Cole can you come stay with us please and teach us everything you know.

Coldpussy(Rob) can you come stay with us please and teach us everything you know.

Glass can you come stay with us please and teach us everything you know

Northern (get a message to him someone please!) can you come stay with us please and teach us everything you know

infact... anyone that juggles(for the meanwhile) can you come and stay with us please and teach us everything you know

ubbangel




colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
sunbeam: hug i don't think that one needs any rescuing honey.
valura: smile yep, i reckon we'll get on fine too - if we ever end up in the same country at the same time that is... get yours and arsn's arses over here soon - we have snow!
bloo: of course my man smile
jonyoocoff: i reckon that would be grand smile march.

sorry for not replying here earlier and for not being at brixton yesterday to those i told i'd be there.
i got sent home from work yesterday for being infectious and so to prevent giving away my cold, i have been sitting at home for the last two days.

it has not been wasted time though:
got my home internet working now biggrin
i learnt some lego from malte (video)
i managed 3 flats in a row
and i improved some stuff that is not really ready to mention yet but i couldn't resist it ubbrollsmile
right wrist is beginning to ache - not good... umm

ubblove n hugs to all reading this.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:

right wrist is beginning to ache - not good... umm




ubblol ubblol ubblol

You must be really sick .....

ubbtickled

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Quote:



i learnt some lego from malte (video)





was it any models like these:

https://drew.corrupt.net/lp/index.html

ubbtickled ubbtickled

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
i'll phone ya later biyatch.
R biggrin

can we swap lego?

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
kiss kiss to you my darling Cole hug

All is good smile

Take care of you

Lisa
kiss

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
kiss hug for my upsidedown princess bammy hug kiss





hug wave hug <--- and could you please deliver these to your gracious hosts.





roberto - i once saw a kitten have a fight with a technic lego digger.

the cat won in the fifth smile

lego is cool but lego transitions are the sh1t biggrin

swap ya tomorrow...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
"say hello to all the apples on the ground
they were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
say hello to everything you've left behind
it's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

i'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
she's got everything I need some pills and a little cup
she's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
she acts just like a nurse with all the other guys"

by failure, sung by another band last night.
i love that song ubblove

a perfect circle then.
they may be bow-down-worthy rock gods but they can't tell jokes for sh1t!

mad <-- quick residual tanty from missing out on seeing auf der maur live just cos i didn't turn up early enough.

so then, definitely not suitable for the joke thread, anyone that would like to be offended by the humour of maynard and jeordie white please read on:



knock knock
who's there?
little boy blue.
little boy blue who?
michael jackson.

umm (ubblol) umm

not nasty enough for ya?

well, i chickened out of posting jeordie's joke in my intro so if you're truly a sick little puppy, pm me for the darkest of dark humour based on this little classic:


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ubbangel

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
Hey I love the bad version of that joke.. its my favorute to tell at the moment. Unfortunatly not everyone enjoys it. You really have to tell it to the right crowd. I found it funny as f*#k - but I am one sick puppy

Poi... it's an obsession.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:

but I am one sick puppy




ubblol hey wizz.
glad someone else finds it funny.
quite a delicate one though so i think i was right not to post it here... ubbangel

for anyone fed up with sick puppies like me and wizz, here are some puppies that are not sick (although the one on the left might be getting slightly distressed by the unstoppable onslaught of the killer red haze):


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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
*CLUE: It involves many people and one unsuspecting member of the public* umm wink

cheers for all the beautiful words cole ubblove

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Hey Coleman

Got some lyrics for ya from Friday night

"You f*&%ed it up
With your MF games
Remember when I said
I was so ashamed
Well nothing has changed"


Slightly angry young chaps
Where' the love eh?

Didn't see ya leave on Sun, I'm sure the drive home was great fun

How was ya singing voice??

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol looking for 'the love' in a song called pure hatred is kind of a non-starter jonnny...

you was still sound asleep when i left hackneee at about five o'clock but you can be sure i kissed everyone goodbye, whether they were sleeping or not wink

i could berate you for being young yet weak (again) but this time i have no grounds - the drive home was so not needed and upon my return i managed a bath, some dinner and a spliff before collapsing onto my bed and waking up at half five this morning!

whilst you slept we ate a really tasty roast chicken what helene and i cooked.

i was stupid enough to sleep later in the day and miss a load of lovely people that came round specifically to play music with me and me pops.
they all called me names but i never heard them.

i had some super vivid dreams too ubblove

hope the rest of your evening was pleasant smile


oh, and i have no idea what my singing voice is like as i have never had the urge to actually record it.
it sounds great in my head but so do most things that come out of my mouth and i've been really wrong in about some of those in the past... umm

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
Hmm. Love n hate, tis all the same really

We only left bout half hr after you. Must've kissed us awake like some kind of Prince Charming. Not quite wot I'd expect.

Weak and Powerless Mr Cole, but being young n foolish, wot can you expect?

I had an easy bus ride home then found no keys upon my person. This suct. Last time I had em woz Ads. So either at his, bens, or the squat. Hmmmmmm

Got food cooked for me by some wench. No roast chicken though. Watched Fargo then bit o' Terminator 2

Your singing voice sounds good Coleman. Not quite MJK. but I'm sure that revelation won't keep you awake at night.

Rock on

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmm some wench eh? umm

eek

wink

ubblol strange coincidence - had to translate this from english today: Mi novio quiere que le cocine un asado hehe

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
COLE..
a perfect circle are one of my fave bands and I shall be seeing them very soon again... i saw auf der nom and I will not be rubbing it in........ BUT IT WAS LIKE SOOOO GREAT

I would like to thank your for your lovely hugs and look foward to when you will come and play too... hug hug hug

I have pmd you for mentioned dodgey joke!! ubbtickled

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey valura - i seen perf circ three times just in the last six months ubbangel
only ever seen tool once though.
i think i have a small mjk obsession!

don't know if auf der maur is supporting in oz but i hope so - was so gutted i missed her.


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mmm, melissa auf der maur ubblove

securely on my "girls i'd marry tomorrow" list!

tenuous link maybe but melissa auf der maur works with josh homme and brandt bjork who are both from kyuss and i just managed to download the whole of the desert sessions 1 & 2 biggrin

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
hello cole just thought i'd pop in and say hello wave

how's your week going so far? hope life is fluffy in cole-land ubbrollsmile

guess what i ordered yesterday? i'll give you a clue they're small and round and FLOUrescent... biggrin ubblove

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
fluffy it is miss beam. smile

good choice on the balls - everyone knows fluozies are the londoners' choice wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I was so happy when she left hole.... Love was stealing her creative soul!!! eek

If I told you that I hade met maynard would that make you a wee bit jealous?

he was very disinterested in everything around but (including me!!) cause he had a retina infection!!! poor bugger ubbrollsmile

I was one happy lil kiwi/aussie
EDITED_BY: Valura (1076534336)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:

If I told you that I hade met maynard would that make you a wee bit jealous?






eek



the closest i can get to that is a kiwi friend of mine was working in a bar when tool toured nz a few years back.

tool ended up drinking in his bar three nights in a row and one of his female colleagues spent a the second night persuing tantric activities with danny carey.



personally i'd probably pass up on that one but i'd give my left big toe for a good old sing-song with maynard biggrin





i just got joss stone's debut album and norah jones' sophomore joint.



mmmmmmm, nice ubblove

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
you have the best taste in music cole...I feel mightly kindred to you buddy hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


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