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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
(*chimes in to dispute the Karma thing*)
I help people move, I wake up with no muscles working....I buy people large amounts of beer, I wake up with fukkin hangover.....where's the justice there eh?
(*chimes in to dispute the Karma thing*)
I help people move, I wake up with no muscles working....I buy people large amounts of beer, I wake up with fukkin hangover.....where's the justice there eh?
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
karma runs to its own clock my friend - i've been searched by the police three times and arrested and cautioned twice.
however, this last time was the one time i got away with it and is also happens to be the one time i would have really been up shit street if i had been arrested.
the muscles thing is your own fault - do some pushups pussy!
karma runs to its own clock my friend - i've been searched by the police three times and arrested and cautioned twice.
however, this last time was the one time i got away with it and is also happens to be the one time i would have really been up shit street if i had been arrested.
the muscles thing is your own fault - do some pushups pussy!
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Posted:
This is in revenge for the ugly text wasn't it?
This is in revenge for the ugly text wasn't it?
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
Well - where are they then? You've stayed two night already and I aint seen no Leopard Skin undergarments
How did it go today babe??
See ya laters at the Palace - and don't you go catching me as soon as I walk in and tell me to skin up again! I don't skin up for no-one, well maybe my Lord Tom but not many others!
quote:
Originally posted by [Nx?]:
hugs and intresting lepoard skin undergarments.
Well - where are they then? You've stayed two night already and I aint seen no Leopard Skin undergarments
How did it go today babe??
See ya laters at the Palace - and don't you go catching me as soon as I walk in and tell me to skin up again! I don't skin up for no-one, well maybe my Lord Tom but not many others!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
hey no fair. if i'm going to wash up for you, cook, bring you pink wine etcetcetc then the least i can expect....
R
hey no fair. if i'm going to wash up for you, cook, bring you pink wine etcetcetc then the least i can expect....
R
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
Hey...I said "not many others", didn't say no-one!
If you have the ingredients I'll skin up for "my" bitch when I get to the NI (thats New & Improved) Princess Palace
What time do you and the Pooka's arrive today?
Hey...I said "not many others", didn't say no-one!
If you have the ingredients I'll skin up for "my" bitch when I get to the NI (thats New & Improved) Princess Palace
What time do you and the Pooka's arrive today?
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Posted:
i've certainly got the all important ingredient, miss misstress. i will get to kings cross about 4.45 then however long it takes to get to the NIPP. still not sure if i will have a tree with me or if she's coming later. two other pookas going off in a different direction and kenn arriving much later(so late in fact i think you will be out and bouncing around.....
and s miss bells
i've certainly got the all important ingredient, miss misstress. i will get to kings cross about 4.45 then however long it takes to get to the NIPP. still not sure if i will have a tree with me or if she's coming later. two other pookas going off in a different direction and kenn arriving much later(so late in fact i think you will be out and bouncing around.....
and s miss bells
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Location: London
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Posted:
This is tru actually, you've never skinned up for me and I've known you for fcuking years....no more sliffs for you young lady - xxxx
**** it, it's a sad day in London when Rob and Tom are more well revered than the cheeky one..........
So bollocks, I was coming round to see you next week.....
This is tru actually, you've never skinned up for me and I've known you for fcuking years....no more sliffs for you young lady - xxxx
**** it, it's a sad day in London when Rob and Tom are more well revered than the cheeky one..........
So bollocks, I
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
Smallboy/Lam bolys or whatever you're called these days
But what you and they don't realise is - for them I'm skinning up a spliff - nice and everything.
But for you 'oh young one' it's a nice phat sliff....
There's a different ya know!
ya later
MWAH
Smallboy/Lam bolys or whatever you're called these days
But what you and they don't realise is - for them I'm skinning up a spliff - nice and everything.
But for you 'oh young one' it's a nice phat sliff....
There's a different ya know!
ya later
MWAH
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
oh god. think of the canrnage if every one decided to do a slam boyl and re-spelt themselves...:
shells-elb
x cluetab
oh god. think of the canrnage if every one decided to do a slam boyl and re-spelt themselves...:
shells-elb
x cluetab
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
How do you change this thing???
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Posted:
bye...
bye...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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Posted:
eeeep
eeeep
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Location: Bristol, UK
Posted:
Morning!
On this chilly morning have an old intro, as requested.
'New' one will is now closed and will be deleted in a coupla days.
Morning!
On this chilly morning have an old intro, as requested.
'New' one will is now closed and will be deleted in a coupla days.
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Posted:
Thank Dom
See you Saturday babe
Thank Dom
See you Saturday babe
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Location: South Wales
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Posted:
I am a squirrel.
I am a squirrel.
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Posted:
Random as ever Jon. See you Saturday as well!
Please give Sunbeam a big hug from me when you see her, and tell her I'll see her Saturday too.
It's gonna be a HOP night out!!
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Random as ever Jon. See you Saturday as well!
Please give Sunbeam a big hug from me when you see her, and tell her I'll see her Saturday too.
It's gonna be a HOP night out!!
Non-Https Image Link
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
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Posted:
I AM NOT RANDOM!!
im just mal-adjusted.
I AM NOT RANDOM!!
im just mal-adjusted.
HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
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Location: Canterbury, UK
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Posted:
jon ur as random as that goldfish that cantered through spitz last nite, not long afta the candy floss...
anyway hey hels, just thought id give luv n hugs 
and say cheers for using ur wonderful poi at spitz, it really hepled by ickle bro learn and they were really nice poi too! did u make them?
jon ur as random as that goldfish that cantered through spitz last nite, not long afta the candy floss...
anyway hey hels, just thought id give luv n hugs
and say cheers for using ur wonderful poi at spitz, it really hepled by ickle bro learn and they were really nice poi too! did u make them? D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
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Posted:
No worries about the poi babe. Tom [Nx?] made them....they are lovely aren't they!
UCOF claiming he's not random, is like Madonna claiming she's a virgin
No worries about the poi babe. Tom [Nx?] made them....they are lovely aren't they!
UCOF claiming he's not random, is like Madonna claiming she's a virgin
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
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Posted:
Well shes like one, touched for the very first time.
Perhaps Jons randomness feels like he's been touched for the very first time too. In the head that is.
Amazing - I never saw the remarkable similarities between Jon and Madonna before
Anyhow - morning Princess Hels, please sign for this hug delivery - not long till the weekend - and Synergy now - hurrah!
Well shes like one, touched for the very first time.
Perhaps Jons randomness feels like he's been touched for the very first time too. In the head that is.
Amazing - I never saw the remarkable similarities between Jon and Madonna before
Anyhow - morning Princess Hels, please sign for this hug delivery
- not long till the weekend - and Synergy now - hurrah! Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
Princess Hels Bells
There ya go....hugs have been signed for and collected
Ahhh that's better!
Synergy - can't......bloody.....wait...... t'is gonna be a great night!
Will hug you for real on saturday babe, but here's a few to keep you going through this dark and rainy miserable looking thursday
Princess Hels Bells
There ya go....hugs have been signed for and collected
Ahhh that's better!
Synergy - can't......bloody.....wait...... t'is gonna be a great night!
Will hug you for real on saturday babe, but here's a few to keep you going through this dark and rainy miserable looking thursday
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
skin up princess...
skin up princess...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Posted:
PING!
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PING!
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
mULti-torTOISe
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Location: Kent currently, Cornwall soon, New Zealand eventua...
310 posts
Location: Kent currently, Cornwall soon, New Zealand eventua...
Posted:
So, Princess Hels Bells, just posting to confirm that, (as I'm sure you promised previously) you are going to come down to Sevenoaks for a weekend of spinning on the 9th - 11th January? Hope so, and hope life is peachy.
So, Princess Hels Bells, just posting to confirm that, (as I'm sure you promised previously) you are going to come down to Sevenoaks for a weekend of spinning on the 9th - 11th January? Hope so, and hope life is peachy.
The Confusion Squid has many tentacles
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Posted:
(pong)
(pong)
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
Ah sh*te.
i missed the ping.
what?!?!?!?
huh huh huh? i missed the ping?
but thats impossible!
oh hang on.,...i just didnt want it. thats all.
synergy was wackhead!! (wicked)
Ah sh*te.
i missed the ping.
what?!?!?!?
huh huh huh? i missed the ping?
but thats impossible!
oh hang on.,...i just didnt want it. thats all.
synergy was wackhead!! (wicked)
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Posted:
Master Joe of the six steps variety,
I'm afraid - this princess is having a birthday that weekend, so no can do. Will PM you soon though...
Cole - Make tea...
Blue -
Master Joe of the six steps variety,
I'm afraid - this princess is having a birthday that weekend, so no can do. Will PM you soon though...
Cole - Make tea...
Blue -
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
tut tut tut...ignore me why dont you..
*blows hair out of eyes*
sorry.,..im just attention seeking...
ive been locked in this cupboard by my evil grandmother with only a few dry Ritz crackers, half a bottle of an unknown greenish semi-solid and a laptop.
no connection to the internet though..which is really confusing..
maybe im stealing next door's bandwidth from their wireless network.
*evil grin*
*rubs hands*
*cackles*
EDITED_BY: Ultimate Christmassy Orphaned Ferret (1071664741)
tut tut tut...ignore me why dont you..
*blows hair out of eyes*
sorry.,..im just attention seeking...ive been locked in this cupboard by my evil grandmother with only a few dry Ritz crackers, half a bottle of an unknown greenish semi-solid and a laptop.
no connection to the internet though..which is really confusing..
maybe im stealing next door's bandwidth from their wireless network.
*evil grin*
*rubs hands*
*cackles*
EDITED_BY: Ultimate Christmassy Orphaned Ferret (1071664741)
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Mumma Hen
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Mumma Hen
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Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
A birthday party princess???
Have a great time and HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!
A birthday party princess???
Have a great time and HAPPY BIRFDAY!!! TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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