DeepSoulSheep
DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:1) Go to http://www.google.com/
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2) Type in "Miserable Failure"

3) Select "I'm feeling lucky"

Then click here

Pretty clever tongue


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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Narr
Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
Total posts: 2568
Posted:pure brilliance!! ubblol ubblol ubblol

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:Mwaha ubblol ubblol ubblol

Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Achluophobia
Magical Sock Dancer
Location: Newfoundland, Canada
Member Since: 1st Jul 2003
Total posts: 255
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol
Nice sig too, is that fact though?


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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:Quote:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol
Nice sig too, is that fact though?


Me? Yup, the Bishop of London gave a speech during Baby Week in 1917, I'm studying the History of Medicine at the moment, and we're covering WW I and how it was a turning point. My sig was in the speech. A somewhat useless but somewhat sobering fact.


Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Also, if you go to google and type in "Weapons of Mass Destruction" and hit "I'm feeling lucky" then you'll also get a funny page. Read it very carefully before deciding it's a 404 error.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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musashii
musashii

starring Skippy the green llama
Location: Seattle, WA
Member Since: 14th Dec 2002
Total posts: 1148
Posted:doh! I was gonna post this, j00 beat me to the punch..It's a repeatable trick, too. You just have to get enough people to describe a link the same way on regularly indexed sites by google wink beerchug


First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica

" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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dj_retro
dj_retro

member
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Member Since: 7th Jun 2002
Total posts: 87
Posted:As much as I hate Bush myself I really can't complain that he is a moron. He has done some stupid things to the US and the world, but all in all he is doing a rather good job. I just think that he needs to not talk as much. Or learn not to make up words...one of the two. But that is really funny, I wanna google bomb something...to bad i have no websites up anymore ubbcrying

<( ' ' )>
Fear the Kirby

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol

i remember the weapons of mass destruction one! i laughed so hard!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Bush is doing a good job? Have you seen the deficit lately? How about our civil rights? (I think they're stuck in the sofa cushions). How about the environment? How about health care? How about foreign relations?

We'd be better off without a president than with him.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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OrangeBobo
OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Member Since: 21st Nov 2003
Total posts: 1389
Posted:Sheer brilliance!! ubbidea

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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musashii
musashii

starring Skippy the green llama
Location: Seattle, WA
Member Since: 14th Dec 2002
Total posts: 1148
Posted:Quote:
Bush is doing a good job? Have you seen the deficit lately? How about our civil rights? (I think they're stuck in the sofa cushions). How about the environment? How about health care? How about foreign relations?




Well um, besides all that.. he's erm ubbidea nope, nope..

but he ah ubbidea nope nope


what about the ubbidea umm

still drawing blanks erm...doesn't he have a dog???



First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica

" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."

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Kaji
Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam
Member Since: 12th Dec 2002
Total posts: 564
Posted:it's so true
hahahahahaha


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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Faberg
veteran
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Member Since: 26th Aug 2003
Total posts: 1459
Posted:excellent !! ubblol ubblol

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile

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King Of Bongo
King Of Bongo

addict
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Dec 2002
Total posts: 522
Posted:classic!

Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.

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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:Quote:
Bush is doing a good job? Have you seen the deficit lately? How about our civil rights? (I think they're stuck in the sofa cushions). How about the environment? How about health care? How about foreign relations?

We'd be better off without a president than with him.



What do you mean? He is doing an excellent job...

...of lining the pockets of his political allies with greenbacks, which is the the whole reason he ran for president in the first place. isn't it? I never thought or expected otherwise (perhaps because I had to put up with as govenor?), did you?


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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DeepSoulSheep
DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:I'm really worried he's gunna be re-elected ubbcrying

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:what do you mean "re-elected"? he can't be re-elected, as he was never elected in the first place. He was basically appointed the job by a republican controled supreme court.

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Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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DeepSoulSheep
DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Sep 2002
Total posts: 2617
Posted:Meh, then there's that (which is even worse)....you know what I mean though...

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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Matthew B-M
Matthew B-M

Lemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
Location: East London Wilds
Member Since: 9th Jul 2003
Total posts: 605
Posted:You have a constitution which defines your electoral law. According to that, he was elected.

Personally, I think it's scary that someone who claimed he could make any decision in 15 mins has his finger on The Big Red Button.


Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Quote:
You have a constitution which defines your electoral law. According to that, he was elected.



Assuming he actually carried Florida. And it's even more complicated when you consider that his brother was the governor of that state.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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wan hwo ren
wan hwo ren

member
Location: I'm not sure
Member Since: 27th Mar 2002
Total posts: 86
Posted:it always seems to be the same...



people that think bush is a miserable failure can state the reasons why they think so quite clearly

but people who think he is doing a good job seem to leave it kinda vague with no explanation



interesting....


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Matthew B-M
Matthew B-M

Lemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
Location: East London Wilds
Member Since: 9th Jul 2003
Total posts: 605
Posted:I don't like Bush either, and as a citizen of the 51st State, (gov, Rt Hon Tony Blair), I feel he's extremely dangerous.

My point was that I didn't agree with the statement "appointed by the Supreme Court". He was elected. Whether the rules of the election need a re-think in terms of what has happened is another question. According to the rules at the time he won. The Supreme Court's job is as the highest court in the land, if you start ascribing that kind of sentiment to them (appointing the president), then your whole justice system falls apart.


Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Actually, the SC did make an appropriate decision in deciding not to rule on the case because it's not under their jurisdiction. They have no business making a ruling.

Fact is that it could have gone either way, but Bush was elected with a minority of the popular vote. That means he was elected with no mandate. BUT...he sure acted like he had a mandate. He immediately started appointing people who are so conservative as to border on outright Fascism (Ashcroft, for example) and refused to make any compromises with the Democratic party.

September 11 was the greatest thing that ever happened to Bush. Americans, already being a very conservative, xenophobic, and nationalistic bunch, were galvanized by the attacks. Bush reacted, rather than thinking things through, which is what the American public (which is made up of a bunch of very unsophisticated, poorly-educated people) wanted. Rather than think his policies through, Bush reacted instantly by bombing Afghanistan. The result? Bin Laden is still alive. Al Qaeda is still trying attacks and they are just as successful as they were before they finally managed to sneak through on Sept. 11.

So no Bin Laden? Bush reacted again. He went after his old family nemisis, Hussein. And where is Hussein? Likely alive. How's the situation in Iraq? Similar to Vietnam. And yet in spite of this, the American public still loves him because he reacts based on gut emotion rather than thinking things through.

And he's going to be re-elected. And as soon as I'm done with my training, I'm moving to another country.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:I think if there is no accounting of bin laden or hussain by this time next year, a serious democratic contender has a good chance. But I don't think Dean or Kerry could pull it off. Gephardt might be able to.



Besides, daddy bush was a shoe-in for reelection a year before that election. He was doing much better in the hypothetical polls at this point than G.W. is currently. A lot can happen in a year.



But I am going ex-patriot if he gets reelected as well. I'll just have to admit I don't know what the american people are thinking anymore if they put him back in. I'll find some German chick to marry me or something. Maybe a Polish or Czech girl... they're hot!


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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