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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Morning Kat - xxx
Hijack away - , although I might demand a hug next time I see you.

Stix - High class hookers? - not really my thing honey.
If they're not low class, cheap, dirty and scummy then I'm not interested - It be a good thing I'm moving back Bethnal Green way in 2 weeks really......

Sorry to hear that you been out wiv a guy, we're all evil ba5tards really. We just come in varying degrees of ba5tardness.

Oooooooo - Who's interested in another "SmallBoy" house warming party?

Promise not to tell anyone to keep the noise down this time, since I'm moving into a big house rather than an ickle 2nd floor flat.......and I'm moving in with "Big Small Bro" who'll just slap me for being a tart.

Check forthcoming events over the next few weeks

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeed sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep - zzzzzzzzz
(*Goes off to find a quiet corner and a spliff*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Morning small one.

Yeahh you're having another party ehhh......someone hide the bloody hoover this time and stop dropping those bloody balls!

Small Boy Big Bro....hehehe I called him that the other days and he wasn't impressed with me...so I called him it again

Bammers

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I know, I stole it from the sent box of an e-mail you forwarded round on Friday.
Didn't realise it wound him up though, thanks for mentioning it princess -

You're evil and I love you for it - xxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hehehehehe

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.


COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.


HANZ BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.


MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.


JACQUE CHIRAC (French president)
We are chickens, and will veto any resolution that may force us to cross a road. It isn't safe.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!


ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.


ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.


VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.


RONALD REAGAN
What? chicken?


CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?


BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?


COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Surely your big bro would be Bigboy!!! heh heh heh!

Party - did you say party! Now where did I leave my party hat

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Kat - I picked up on that as well

Sooooooo....when's it happening? oh and everyone remember to shushhhh

ooooh and how was the BJC for you then smallone???

Love ya!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
whats that they say about great minds Hels

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Well reminded that girlie..........

BJC:- Woooohooooo

Gains:
Control of Devil Stick
3 new contact staff moves
1 Fantastic new poi trick
1 interesting experience on acid
3 pairs socks
Time with old friends
Some new friends
Much Sedation -

losses:
1 Contact Staff -

It was fukkin FREEZING......... -2 degrees indeed, I ask ya'.........
You go to sleep in 5 layers of clothes, still cold and wake up to a sauna, sweating like a bastard.......and they closed the "All night" juggling hall at 3 every night because some muppetts tried to go to sleep in there or something - .

The Te pooka show was fantastic though -

Hels, must hook up with you and go shopping - .......and get my hair dyed again coz it's a fekkin mess.

Party - Yep, don't know when but I move house in 2 weeks and it'll follow that shortly.
Details will appear on the boards, invites will go out by text, and if anyone forgets/misses it they'll get a .

Bigboy - Lol - apparently it's all in the Genes (but certain people just go red and get embarassed when asked to confirm that particular family trait to a reasonably drunken BamBam) -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Listen SMALL ONE (confirmation from Small Girl still needed ) you aided my drunken state..with a little help from Hels Bells.
Do you really excpect a drunken BamBam to be a quiet one ?

Shame on you

Bammers

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
As I remember it, it was you getting me drunk......not that i remember that much of it, but I hold by my beliefs -

But no, drunken BamBam is loads of fun.
if you were quiet I'd think there was something wrong with you

I'll see if I can bribe SmallGirl into lying for me - , although after making her prop me upright on the way to Liverpool street, this could easier said than done

Hope you miss us lots tonight, although you probably wont even give us a second thought - - lol

Love you - - xxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
hehe, my very first encounter with Bammers and she had been in the pub for a bit beforehand!! lots of fun........

can i have a straight jacket please?

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Has no-one read my updated intro recently???
tut tut tut

Straight-jackets on hooks behind the door, please return them 2 weeks later in a semi-ironed state.

Or was that just Cole's shirt?????

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
nice one, i'll try not to get it too dirty...

i need it to sort out my gerbil infestation problem...

whats up with all the limitations?


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:

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The above doesn't mean anything, just thought it was kinda funny!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Then I shall re-interate the important parts of my recent postings

"Hels, must hook up with you and go shopping - .......and get my hair dyed again coz it's a fekkin mess"

Enjoy company of BigSmallBro tonight, just in case Lisa scares him off and he never comes back round - lol

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hi!



i heard you had a nice signature
oh
look!
isnt it cute!

*hugz SmallBoy cos he's ickle*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
Congratulations, 708 posts!

Ok, not really a special occasion, I just needed an excuse to post here

Have a hug too while I'm here

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Needed an excuse for posting here?

How about, "Hi, I came round to borrow some sugar........." - Anyway, nice to catch up with you again last night mate.

Flynt - Awwwwww, fanx........
Yep, feeling ickle and snuggly at the moment.

How's u? - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok, ok, ok.....
Lets "hook" up soon and we'll go shopping and then I can do the dead I've been promising for a while ...............dye your hair!

When is cool for you?

Plus - love the new signature, last night was fun with your big bro, and read the new intro - tres funny!

Love ya!
Me

MWAH

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I was thinking:

Would it actually be that easy to shoot ducks in a barrel?

Well? Would it?

So many questions, so little time...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


DsAdsPoi? Never!
316 posts
Location: London


Posted:
quote:
and then I can do the dead I've been promising for a while
Doing the DEAD, Hels!? Man that sounds dodgy LOL

Ads.

Is that magnets!?


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeah cheers Ads for picking up on that!

Clearly I meant DEED

Maybe there was too much and last night with Small Boy's Big Bro !!??!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
"Maybe there was too much and last night with Small Boy's Big Bro !!??!"

Have you guys been leading the innocents astray again honey? - xxx

I'm free any time except Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

This weekend you're away, and life seems to be pretty hectic, so either the weekend after or some time during the week.

What say ye?

PS, by "Read the new intro" do you mean:
a) You've read my new intro
or
b) I have to read a new intro located in a mystery intro thread?

Mwa -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I meant a) Cam. I have read your new and improved introduction on page 1 of your "Anyone for a straightjacket" thread.

Will everyone please stop picking me up on my grammer

I'm away Friday - Sunday (prob be back for Reclaim the Beach!). So we could do it (fnar fnar) on Monday if you're around? We could take a walk up to Tesco's to purchase said hair dye?

ooohh......rubs hand in glee....yet another guinea pig for me to do my worst (ahem) BEST on!

Do you wanna bring some clippers just in case you have to shave your head after I dye it...a la Diz??


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I think someone's forgetting that I did my own last time round

Monday sounds wicked honey - thanks, hugz and jellybeans - xxx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
i will be landing on the 23rd day of the month of May to see y'all so be prepared for something...

whats up with all the limitations?


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Simian:

Would it actually be that easy to shoot ducks in a barrel?

Well? Would it?

I think it'd be pretty hard, because not only would you, a gun and some ducks have to get inside a barrel, you'd need enough space to aim too.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:


seeing as your thread is so busy, i thought i'd better bring enough bunnies for everyone to share.....

happy easter ickle faerie boy xoxoxoxox


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Currently on the right side up of the world.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Wicked pics Flynt, Mwa - xx

U=Luvvly

I was attempting to find a "Welcome to page 19" Banner but the closest I could get was a random picture of what looks like a star (or some planet formingor something).


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Weird eh?

Anyways, picture or no picture......"Welcome to expansion room 19, de la casa de SmallBoy"

I was thinking of some trippy UV wallpaper, just to make some of you lost-it cases feel more at home -

(*Hugz everybody coz me luvzyu*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


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