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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hello gorgeous.......x

I did, I've replied, check yours (more than once a day as well or it'll fucking take 4ever to have a conversation) - In fact I'm going to get some phone credit............

And u haven't seen my ass yet........x

[ 31 August 2002, 02:25: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Man, she sure knows how to get your attention!!!!

Anyone would think there was something going on between u 2!!!!!!! lol

[ 31 August 2002, 01:51: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Unless you've seen how far beneath her standards I actually fall mate - lol ........(Q violins)

The words "I wish" definitely come to mind -

(**whispers**) That's not a personal opinion, it's a general one.................so stop looking at me like that......

So when u in London? & what did u edit out of that last post?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link

Az abouve, So below...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
" " - (speachlessness)
(**Floats off somewhere to be happy in the fantasy - lol**)

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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
DFQ - I can see you aint the type of gal with whom to f**k (although Im sure SmallBoy would disagree!!!)

SmallBoy - Im not in London mate, I live in the land of Tolkein, Black Sabbath and Noddy Fuc**ng Holder........yep, you got it, good old Birmingham.
Although I used to live in Ealing when I was considerably younger.

whats up with all the limitations?


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Trust you to take it like that! Kinky bastard!

Did you ever hear about the Old Woman From Ealing?

Az abouve, So below...


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Take it like what?

And who told you I was a kinky bastard?????

No I never did hear that one.......



Tell me, I'm sitting comfortably............

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
OMG - u read that 1 in about 10 seconds after it was sent - (**Very Scared**) - lol

Kurobei - Didn't u Say u were coming to London......
hence me saying "When are u in London?"
Oh and check your PM's

Am now off home for weekend.......(no internet at home due to fried PC and no patience with taking my work home with me)........
Much luv & hugz 2 everyone......

[ 31 August 2002, 03:02: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
I guess I should start writing the names of those I am addressing before my sentences

Kurobi the first line was for Small Boy, da second line was for you....

...an I dont think the Old Woman From Ealing joke is appropriate for HOP.....

....

Az abouve, So below...


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Oooh! Small One!- Page five!!

Az abouve, So below...


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
Page five indeed!

sorry I haven't visited yet - not much time at the mo But hello all the same (you might not know who I am but hello anyway )

nice place .... FIVE pages too! I didn't have time to read them all but it looks like you've been having a pretty good time

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
oops

hello again then

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Wicked...Monday morning, which means random weekend posts to reply to........

DFQ - Reply to you first coz you're the cutest...
Yay - I get the first line.....(**noise like a small vacuum cleaner**).......urrgh need water & fag......
Being a "kinky bastard" is definitely a perception thing. From my point of view the rest of the world is shy, prudish and unadventurous.
But what gives you that point of view? - It was the "cover u in ice-cream" thing wasn't it? - LOL
Missed u over the weekend babe - u gonna be there Tuesday? (Can't be bothered to text/PM u - sorry)

Ros - Hello again, nice to see you, to see you nice. - x

C@ntus - ...-Edited out in the interests of trying to retract my entry to "worlds most short-tempered bastard" awards 2002 & on the basis the original post has kindly been deleted-

Tea anyone?????
Sorry, we don't have any sugar left but if you give us an hour or so to wake up, I'll run off down the shops.

Much luv every1.......x

[ 03 September 2002, 02:15: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Hands small boy and Cntus some herb tea and smiles at both
Guys … i think you need to PM eachother. You are both very intelligent and sensitive people and it makes me sad to read your nasty comments. Come on, beautiful people, please come on.
You’d be surprised of all that can be solved in a face to face … PM to Pm discussion

Love you LOTS

Shine on
cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorry gorgeous......understood that I was being a c*nt (sorry for use of word but it sums me up after a weekend with eddy)
-Edited for peace and sanity-
Cheers for the herbal tea though.
Didn't mean to go off on one at anybody, just had a heavy weekend and I don't like being slated especially when my post in his intro was a nice, fluffy, bouncy, "hi" one.
Fek it all......

[ 03 September 2002, 02:12: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Last post on this subject because
It is none of my buiness after all and it’s your intro and should be kept fluffy
But i do need to say that Cantus is a wonderful person who can not only be « nice » but also one of the nicest and most caring person on earth.

Taht being said, let’s play hide and seek shall we

Shine on
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
As you've edited the previous post so this one looks like I'm ranting at the moon. I've edited mmine too.

[ 03 September 2002, 09:00: Message edited by: C@ntus ]

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Small Boy, if I didn't owe the world and his dog artwork right now, I'd offer to paint you a picture. But unfortunately my work load is too great right now. I could paint you a virtual mural to brighten up your intro though if you like?

Here is a wall hanging to brighten your walls.

Meh


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Beautiful painting, bro.. ; as always
That’ll look lovely in Small Boy’s appart.. ; I mean thread.. ;
Now that the thread is decorated and that we all have had tea… can we please play.

Small Boy : you’re it

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Lush cheerz man.
Like I said in my PM, didn't mean to go off on one, and I didn't know you were joking.
Mucho apologies.......and editing to be done.
Hugz (real one to follow)

You did it 1st - lol.

[ 04 September 2002, 02:18: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Hey everyone!!!!!

How's all ur weekends???

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Messy, went to a beach party, got mashed, awake until 1 in the afternoon, missed staff lesson and summer spinnin' and now feeling tired, extremely ratty (Sorry again to everyone I've managed to offend today and there's lots of them), and by tomorrow I'll be suicidal and in need of hugz.
**Phew, draws breath**
How was yours?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Tiring mate, I got mashed on some Napalese and ended up spinning fire in my mates garden with Wikkaman Sat and spent almost all Sunday in a rehersal studio!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


SpacemonkEmember
25 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Can't... write... more... Cam, this post is cursed. Four times now I've tried to write on here, the first and second got lost to my running out of time at short notice and not wanting to half-post so binning it, the second was down to leaving it almost finished and falling asleep on the couch while someone turned the computer off for the night and the last one was down to my screwing something up whilst going back a frame to see what you'd written (could have sworn that doesn't usually happen.)

I don't expect that this'll ever get onto HOP so I, can say... wibble... and nice tie sir

Part from that, hope to see you tomorrow... Not that I'll be able to spin once the bath drops through the ceiling onto my hands just before I press 'Add Reply' on this.... Here g..

Perspective allows us to live in a world of incomprehensible possibility, simply by blinding us to almost all of it… We’re not horses, yet we all wear blinkers...


KaliBRONZE Member
member
577 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany


Posted:
Just stopped in to say "hello." Must go sort out school stuff, though. blah.

Beauty is the conscious sum of all our perversions.-Salvador DaliHope without action is hopeless.


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
here's a starter hug cam *big hug*

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ewan - wicked, love you heaps man.
Thanks for posting 1 of your 8 posts in my intro, feel honoured, priviledged and entirely wettened by your presence you gorgeous hunk of man you - lol
Sorry for the weird text message yesterday, I knew how it was supposed to sound but I'm not sure if it came across that way, so I'll have to check with you later.
Oh fuck it yeah, it's Tuesday - Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-woop-scream-yippee - Lush - See you tonight.
Tyoooozdayz

Kali - Long time no hear, miss u heaps (obviously)and hope everythings going lush for you back home.
Check PM's - x

Kyrian - Awwww thanks honey, check PM's too.....x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ha, nearly bumped everyone else to the point where I fell of the page.....no, no, NOOOOOOOO....kicking and fucking screaming maybe...lol
Nearly 7 o'clock - yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

C U all at Spitz - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Nearly 7 o'clock? Pheh? Wish I was in your world.. it's still 3pm in mine

How's it goin SmallOne? You calmed down yet?
HooHoAaAA!
cAN'T WAIT oops..damn caps! Can't wait to go for a pissup at da Pissa tanight Who else be cummin to tha toilet after Spittals?

...anyone?

Az abouve, So below...


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