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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oooo ooo ooo.........

What's your stoner name???

Handy link thing

Sorry forgot to say

"Irate Spliffmeister"

Or should that be sliffmeister?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Happy Onehitter.....think that just about sum me up being a Bam Bam .

So small one, get back in the kitchen and cook!

Bammers

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Smokus Maximus but i don't smoke

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
my name is simon and i am an excessive bluntster

and those cookies would be good with almonds i reckon

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hmm my last post suggests that I DO smoke but I don't, even this post sounds like do aaaaarg

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Which bit's that?
"....but I don't smoke" puts people on the right path - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Fanx Spanner (and everyone else in advance I'm sure - )

I normally change the title whenever I update the original post.

Woohoooooooooooo........'nuvver spangly new page to be filled with innuendo, perversity, , , corruption, debauchery and ice-cream.

Well, go on then........


EDIT:- In case anyone can't be bothered to read the last page. What's your stoner name????

Handy link thinga-me-bob

[ 17. May 2003, 00:03: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
everyone say Hello to Blue Velvet Spliffmonger!!

I kinda like it, might change it by deed poll!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Irate Spliffmeister ..

Where do I go to collect my hug?

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
*gets into the hug queue behind niki with a name badge that read "peaceful inhaler" and a pocket full of 2for1 hug tokens*

cheers for the link to me thread cam - guess i should update mine again soon...

do you have the same number of years to your name as you do pages or has your intro overtaken you now?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I was gonna chuck a few links in, but couldn't be bothered just yey. Yours I thought was good trade off since I nicked your "past sigs" idea and coz you've given me a shed load to work on when I get back to doing poi.

YES, IT'S OFFICIAL..........NO MORE POI FOR SMALLZ FOR 3 MONTHS..........

Unless I'm teaching and then i'm always happy to help (if that's the word for it, I'd use "confuse" myself)

Me & my intro are neck and neck mate 23 a piece
Sad really........

Although if one more person PM's me something about a popularity contest I'm gonna scream......

[ 17. May 2003, 03:58: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
i wana hug!!!!!!!!
pls gimme a hug!!!
heres some for you

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
mmm.. hugz?.. :bouncy bouncy bouncy::

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
I seem to have too many hugs of my variety... im here to gift em away

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Cool.
Both of you:- please have some hugz back and thanx for checking in.

Pull up a chair, chill out with some tea and I'll put your choice of music in the background.

Fish tank anyone?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
::grabs some floor:: im kinda floor girl.. i know... uncivilized.. ::bounces:: yep thats me. Thanks for the tea and warm hugzzz welcome. right back atcha...

fish tank..hrmm.. with tetras and neons? what kinda fish are we talking bout?

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Well I was keeping my ostrich in it, but he was getting too much sunlight. I've bought him a beer can as a replacement home.

So you found any of the other Sacramento Hoppers yet?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
eh, found you lovelies... and quit looking.. ::smirk::

did you at least let him drink the beer first?

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
As long as you're not talking to the voices in your head, I'm sure it's all good -

Ostrich?, drink beer?, are you mad?

Honestly, I should report you to the guild of Ostrich carers......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
oh, them? ive already been reported. I plead my case,.. they understand that sometimes it is necessary of an ostrich to consume.. in small quantities... ::wink:: errr at least when i pay them off they do.

and about those voices,..are you jealous that they are talking to me? i could share... want in my head?

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
No, I told the voices to leave me alone when they started making sense.

So if you're the girl next door to the girl next door.....does that make me a girl?, do you secretly live in my house? or does it make me you?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
hrrrmmm...perhaps.. we are all one, my friend!

do you ever wonder why we dont get nausious from the world spinning?

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I'm too busy being nausious at my own spinning I suppose.....or stoned

For blasphemy obviously.....heffing great rocks and everything

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
um, yeah. the stoney definately helps with the nausia caused by the earths spinning.. perhaps i should smoke more.. ::girl gigglez:: errm.. oh yeah,.. im at work.. nix that idea.

smoke some for me, please.

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sticking one together now -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
mmmm... yummy good.. im greeeen with jealousy

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Builds one for use in intro

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


faery emBRONZE Member
fae
259 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
just to say i don't agree with this competition

"go to my intro its nearly as big as Cass's" well i dont comdone it therefore i cannot be helping you with this competition therefore - oh shit....



can't keep it up

warp children still smile the same

"when i left the mine i realised that the world was changing. or was it us who were changing?"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Bangs head on table*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Lavendergrrrlmember
25 posts
Location: Sacramento California


Posted:
::placing down pillow under da' boys head::

soft bangin'....

I'm the girl next door to the girl next door


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