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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...![[Razz]](images/graemlins/tongue.gif)
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...![[Wink]](images/graemlins/wink.gif)
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
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Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
wah! Put me back!! I'll have the tea later!
*gives Chicken a good hug to thank her for all this space in her thread*
wah! Put me back!! I'll have the tea later!
*gives Chicken a good hug to thank her for all this space in her thread*
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Please tell its a fate for all matrons..
???..
for Valura and family
Written by: Skulduggery
*le sigh* I guess you are unsaveable Gabe. You are just going to slide down the slippery slope, into the tumult that is the evil pit of semi naked anti-spinning men.......
....Give us a yell when you want us to pull you out againWe'll have a cup of tea waiting for you.
Please tell its a fate for all matrons..
???.. for Valura and family Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
Gabe, you're a worry 
Heya missy chicken - thought you could do with a few
was looking up at the stars last night at twirling.. and thought of Troy.. "Look! Up there! That's the giant Bong!!"
hope you guys are well
Gabe, you're a worry
Heya missy chicken - thought you could do with a few
was looking up at the stars last night at twirling.. and thought of Troy.. "Look! Up there! That's the giant Bong!!"
hope you guys are well
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Oh lord...oh my lord...*shakes head in disbelief*
there shall be big trouble if ucough backs out! *giggles*
*feels all bossy like a mum*
Written by: Adya Miriyana
was looking up at the stars last night at twirling.. and thought of Troy.. "Look! Up there! That's the giant Bong!!"
Oh lord...oh my lord...*shakes head in disbelief*
there shall be big trouble if ucough backs out! *giggles*
*feels all bossy like a mum*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
.... can't wait till he starts telling taj what all the constilations are hehehhe
.... can't wait till he starts telling taj what all the constilations are hehehhe *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Valura hun, I think Mr Ucough has already pulled out. I think we need to use the big guns...... time to send in the "I'm gonna cut off your TV privileges if you don't behave" looking mummy! He'll crumble for sure. He can't live without crap daytime TV!
I see Gabes not in any hurry to get out of the pit. Maybe its time to drop a few of those negative space boys in too.
Ooooo and Valura what are your favorate colours? I can't tell you why I'm asking..... it would spoil it if I did.
Valura hun, I think Mr Ucough has already pulled out. I think we need to use the big guns...... time to send in the "I'm gonna cut off your TV privileges if you don't behave" looking mummy!
He'll crumble for sure. He can't live without crap daytime TV!I see Gabes not in any hurry to get out of the pit. Maybe its time to drop a few of those negative space boys in too.
Ooooo and Valura what are your favorate colours? I can't tell you why I'm asking..... it would spoil it if I did.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
"Daddy what's a bong?"
"Daddy what's a bong?"
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
for all!
for all! My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
right, jonny ucough, your in trouble now!
*giggles*
I just cannay do it skully...
Daddy whats a BONG?!?!? oh no! noooooo not my son!
right, jonny ucough, your in trouble now!
*giggles*
I just cannay do it skully...
Daddy whats a BONG?!?!? oh no! noooooo not my son!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
I think I can see a theme developing here.
I've already picked up a *matronly person wagging finger* tag [Old link] Maybe I can be a *matronly person demanding negative space striptease*!
Written by: Skulduggery
I think we need to use the big guns...... time to send in the "I'm gonna cut off your TV privileges if you don't behave" looking mummy!
I see Gabes not in any hurry to get out of the pit. Maybe its time to drop a few of those negative space boys in too.
I think I can see a theme developing here.
I've already picked up a *matronly person wagging finger* tag [Old link] Maybe I can be a *matronly person demanding negative space striptease*!
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
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Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
gabe's showing off her nifty linking to other threads powers again ... when I read "negative space boys" I can't help but think of grumpy dudes in silver spacey cowboy outfits .... ..... ... that could work
gabe's showing off her nifty linking to other threads powers again ... when I read "negative space boys" I can't help but think of grumpy dudes in silver spacey cowboy outfits .... ..... ... that could work *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
*wags finger* saying *you grumpy space boys can only firebreathe if you actually breathe it IN, nude, while antispinning your silver cowboy outfits ...*
that'll sort 'em out
*wags finger* saying *you grumpy space boys can only firebreathe if you actually breathe it IN, nude, while antispinning your silver cowboy outfits ...*
that'll sort 'em out
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I think ladies we have the beginings of a new business here.
Imagine the posters all over town for the "Grumpy silver space Cowboys!" We could rival all those buff bodies fake tan troupes of strippers.
For some reason in my mind I can't get rid of the mental image of all the strippers having very hairy shoulders and hands..... That's very disturbing!
I think ladies we have the beginings of a new business here.
Imagine the posters all over town for the "Grumpy silver space Cowboys!"
We could rival all those buff bodies fake tan troupes of strippers.For some reason in my mind I can't get rid of the mental image of all the strippers having very hairy shoulders and hands..... That's very disturbing!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
why did i read this as you doing it gabe dear....
Written by:
I've already picked up a *matronly person wagging finger* tag elsewhere Maybe I can be a *matronly person demanding negative space striptease*!
why did i read this as you doing it gabe dear....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
Sounds like a 70s moody style Glam band.. could work! But those hairy hands may need some attention...
Augh for the male stripper crap though... I got dragged off to Manpower by some workmates once it was the most FEEBLE embarrasing nonsense. At least girly strippers can usually dance a bit and have SOMEthing going on! These guys had all the stylin moves of a housebrick. Came out, stood there, made a some token thrusts and ripped their velcro'd clothes off in one move. Had on little g-strings that were far too small to suggest anything interesting underneath. Sheesh. But at least they kept their knickers on.. pale floppers bouncing about would not have improved my night out at all. Then one 'act' came out with a fire stick. OOOOh thinks I, something worth watching!! But sigh, he waved it above his head a few times (unlit) made a some token thrusts and... ripped his velcro'd clothes off in one move. I left at half time though so maybe some really cool antispin happened afterwards...
As for you Miss Gnor, if you are imagining ME doing the striptease then I can only wish you well and steer YOU to the
thread
Written by: Skulduggery
Imagine the posters all over town for the "Grumpy silver space Cowboys!"
Sounds like a 70s moody style Glam band.. could work! But those hairy hands may need some attention...
Augh for the male stripper crap though... I got dragged off to Manpower by some workmates once it was the most FEEBLE embarrasing nonsense. At least girly strippers can usually dance a bit and have SOMEthing going on! These guys had all the stylin moves of a housebrick. Came out, stood there, made a some token thrusts and ripped their velcro'd clothes off in one move. Had on little g-strings that were far too small to suggest anything interesting underneath. Sheesh. But at least they kept their knickers on.. pale floppers bouncing about would not have improved my night out at all. Then one 'act' came out with a fire stick. OOOOh thinks I, something worth watching!! But sigh, he waved it above his head a few times (unlit) made a some token thrusts and... ripped his velcro'd clothes off in one move. I left at half time though so maybe some really cool antispin happened afterwards...
As for you Miss Gnor, if you are imagining ME doing the striptease then I can only wish you well and steer YOU to the
thread .....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
You have a pool and spinners......and people who can dance and spin and look wonderful no matter what clothes they have on.
You have men come visit who look fab in your frocks.
You have lush Frenchies with lush accents....
*sigh*
and you are wonderful
to Valura...miss you Kwisty
You have a pool and spinners......and people who can dance and spin and look wonderful no matter what clothes they have on.
You have men come visit who look fab in your frocks.
You have lush Frenchies with lush accents....
*sigh*
and you are wonderful to Valura...miss you Kwisty Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
who look better than I do in my frocks
*hands out buckets of
to Chicken for letting me hog her thread again!!! *
Written by: Gnor
You have men come visit who look fab in your frocks.
who look better than I do in my frocks *hands out buckets of
to Chicken for letting me hog her thread again!!! * .....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Back to work you..
only lend out your frocks when you know you look better in them
Back to work you..
only lend out your frocks when you know you look better in them
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
i wanted to bring you a gift, but i couldn't decide between flowers or fairies.....so i brought you both
Non-Https Image Link
i wanted to bring you a gift, but i couldn't decide between flowers or fairies.....so i brought you both
Non-Https Image Link
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oooooh! A flowery fairy with a fairy flower!
(does that make sense? It does in my head! *shrug*)
Oooooh! A flowery fairy with a fairy flower!
(does that make sense? It does in my head! *shrug*)
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
It makes sense to me birdy!
Thanks for the lovely piccy pouncey! Made me smiel really big...espically after jon is a chicken and backed out of pretend strip tease!
Oh miss Gnor I miss you and its good to see many people in my thread having fun and happy goodness,
Is VERY interesed in Skullys new business..LOL
My fav colours are.... red orange yellow green blue purple and pink... heh. That sould give you a fair amount to work with! Love you skully...you are truley an angel
It makes sense to me birdy!
Thanks for the lovely piccy pouncey! Made me smiel really big...espically after jon is a chicken and backed out of pretend strip tease!
Oh miss Gnor I miss you and its good to see many people in my thread having fun and happy goodness,
Is VERY interesed in Skullys new business..LOL
My fav colours are.... red orange yellow green blue purple and pink... heh. That sould give you a fair amount to work with! Love you skully...you are truley an angel
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
glad i made you smile
did you hear my good news btw? i'm uber excited and happy!!!! just wanted to share the joy!!!!!!!!
glad i made you smile
did you hear my good news btw? i'm uber excited and happy!!!! just wanted to share the joy!!!!!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
yes I did and congrats!!! I have posted on your LJ! 
yes I did and congrats!!! I have posted on your LJ!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
*wanders in behind valura*
hey... can ya still watch drive-ins if it's raining???
*wanders in behind valura*
hey... can ya still watch drive-ins if it's raining???
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
like would ya have to put the wind screene wipers on???
like would ya have to put the wind screene wipers on???
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
um yeah I never actually thought of that hey!
I would say you can still go...whhhyyyy? Do you want me to ring and ask?
um yeah I never actually thought of that hey!
I would say you can still go...whhhyyyy? Do you want me to ring and ask?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
awww sorry did i get your hopes up that I might have been coming after all? sorry
I just was thinking coz it's raining it's prolly not the best day for drive-ins anyways
and thought the concept of rainy drive-ins would be funny! heheheh
but I'll see you sunday!!!! 
awww sorry did i get your hopes up that I might have been coming after all? sorry
I just was thinking coz it's raining it's prolly not the best day for drive-ins anyways
and thought the concept of rainy drive-ins would be funny! heheheh but I'll see you sunday!!!!
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
maybe tomorrow? huh?
Promise?
maybe tomorrow? huh?
Promise?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Posted:
I've been to the drive in in the rain. It sucked!
I've been to the drive in in the rain. It sucked!
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
oh thats no fun...
*notices the empty echo*
anyone seen flynt in here lately?
oh thats no fun...
*notices the empty echo*
anyone seen flynt in here lately?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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