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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hey Everyone...

Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..

Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..

I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance... [Razz]

Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon... [Wink]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Valura:
Im a wee bit jealous
*said with a very thick kiwi accent*

youve almost got it.

it should have been:

im a wee but julous
*sud wuth u thuck kuwi eccent*


>

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
your a deid man...Ill be the kiwi gurl leading the pick bro...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
you know whats funny.... when you write like that, it's almost as if i can hear you saying the words....



*hides with Dentrassi*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sounded nice? Ha. Someone's in for a shock....

Meh


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Valura's kiwi accent only comes out on the phone to .

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
choice bro.

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
You rickon puk?
Dentrassi was luffly to chat with you last night.. you are a very funny guy Im very excited about meeting you...

I have found that my kiwiness does raise its head at very inoppertune times (spell check pls c@ntus)
usually when Im tired or drunk (which I dont do anymore)
the most embrassing time is when I was eating dinner with arsns family and got all excited about things that were on the telly and yelled out "OH NO EMMA WILL BE DEVASTATED"
which according to my mother in law (who was laughing so much she was crying) sounded like "OH NO IMA WIUL BE DEEVASATED"
They couldnt eat dinner they were laughing so hard,arsn included...
When I first goy here people mentioned how THUCK my accent was but seeing as I now work on the phones and things like that I believe that its starting to soften abit...my family back in nu zeelund reckon that I sound like an aussie so I cant win... le sigh

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The thing is that these are the places I grew up and I am so thankful for that... the wairarapa is beautiful and I would change my heritage for ANYTHING... I love NZ

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Valura:
I have found that my kiwiness does raise its head at very inoppertune times (spell check pls c@ntus)

Not a clue. inopportune is one of those words i don't know how to spell like surprise, opportunity and occasionally.

Meh


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Morning Princess

You brightened up my day wsith your PM....good answers

PM on it's way to you later today.

Much respect to you

Lisa
XXX

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
quote:
Not a clue. inopportune is one of those words i don't know how to spell like surprise, opportunity and occasionally.

personally ive always had problems with the words 'scheduale' [or however you spell it] and 'beaurocrat' [see? that looks wrong]

i can never for the life of me work them out!

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Thank you for your beautiful words sweetheart

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ohh thanks for all your beautiful smiles... arsn and I bought a puter today so we will be able to play ineternet now at home now.... YEEEHAAAA

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hooray!

more Valura and Arsn for everyone,
NEW AND IMPROVED!

(well, maybe just ONLINE MORE OFTEN!) hehe

xoxxoxoxoxo

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
online far too often matey!!!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
ooooo comgrats on the new pootle - it'll become like a new child in the house (other than arsn )

just to let you know as I'm trotting about the globe that I'm thinking of you guys and can't wait to meet you

take care

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ohh fluffy fairy!!! Im stoked I was just telling arsn how excited I was yesterday about the fact that you guys were coming over to us...we are gunna sing songs for you and stuff like that...(i hope that doesnt scare you off)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
GOD ARSN
DOESNT TAKE A LOT TO POST IN HERE DOES IT YER SNOB?!?!?!?!AARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
I love you muchissimo gorgeous one and cannot wait to hug you again

much much respect and tenderness
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I love you sweetness... you always make me smile...
I watched you on the circle of light the other nigt and I was just mesmorised...your such a graceful twirler
I miss you

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
So much anger... such a little girl... ... There there little one... see, now I'm posting, come on bring your forehead here... ... there... is that better.

(I'm soooooo going to get my head kicked in for this... )

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
yisssss that is better bub... thanks for making a token apperance buttcrack boy

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
love you fairy

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hey Princess

I take it you're enjoying having a PC at home

Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oh yes bammy... and Im gunna come and visit the princess palace and we are going to drink chocolate milk and make daisy chains and then laugh and spin around...yay... I think the insence that we are burning is making me a little high...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I hate work.
Its sucking the life outta me. damn ignorant people who think that they know everything about phones when obviously they know diddly squat trying to tell me how to do MY job. dicks

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
perhaps you need a new phone? I've had a look through my archives, and come up with a selection I thought you might like Miss Valura (cgmpcw)


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The ever adaptable Chameleon phone for when you want to disspear...


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A Tigger phone for when you feel you've lost your b-b-b-b-bounce!




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a LavaPhone to mesmorise you and sooth!


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A kermit phone, cos its not easy being green!


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and of course! one that dispenses candY!!!!

YUM!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
"It's not that easy being green,
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things.....
"

Meh


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
go on, click it, you know you want to..... (maybe at home might be a better idea tho)

Currently on the right side up of the world.


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